Tom Cruise to Perform James Packers Wedding!
June 19th 2007 05:06
God he looks like his Dad. It's a good thing he's worth $5B......or he'd never get laid!!!
Packer has not one, or two, but 3 wedding planners to make sure the day goes off without a hitch. The happy couple have also booked out the entire Grand Hotel du Cap-Ferrat and the Hotel du Cap-Eden for the wedding guests. As James Packer is a Scientologist and one of Scientology's largest benefactors, the guestlist is expected to include a number of Scientology celebrities, including Tom Cruise and wife, Katie Holmes, as well as John Travolta.
It's being reported today however, that Tom Cruise won't just be a guest at the wedding. Rather, as Tom has attained the highest level of Scientology, it's rumoured that he will in fact conduct the wedding ceremony.
Gee isn't that just a recipe for a happy marriage - spending $4M less on wife number 2 than you did on the first one, and then letting Tom Cruise marry you.
They should be divorced by 2009.
Photo courtesy of The Daily Telegraph
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Comment by Mrs M
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They should be divorced by 2009.
That's funny Kylie.
Love & stuff
Mrs M
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
I'm being mean. I actually do hope they're happy.......though I really hope that Tom ISN'T performing the ceremony....just too weird!
Kylie
Comment by David
So, in order to become a marriage celebrant in the Scientology cult you have to marry someone who doesn't like your low-sperm count, then marry someone who prefers rock-stars to movie stars because you can't get it up, then marry someone who is prepared to lie about being artificially inseminated?
Scientology is definitely the go. Where do you sign up to become a successful spiritualist? And how much does it cost?
David ...
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
That pretty much sums it up! I think you have to pay A LOT to become successful in Scientology.....but I'm sure it's totally worth it!
Kylie
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Comment by D. Armenta
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What constitutes bad manners?
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I'm so confused.
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Fog - hehehe, well I hope that one day Tom does you crudely!
D - that's one of the great mysteries of the universe!
Comment by MelissaA
Fun Facts
They should be divorced by 2009.
Summed it all up very nicely Kylie!
Are Scientology ceremonies even legal?
I don't see how they could be seeing as it's not a real religion.
Or maybe that's his sneaky way around the divorce settlement - "Sorry honey, we weren't technically married, so you don't get a red cent."
In which case, and with a face like his, who's surprised, if she's marrying him for money, she could well and truly be screwed!
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I love it. I hadn't thought about that.
They're supposedly getting married on Jamie's boat, because as they're not french, they can't actually have the ceremony on French land. So I think Jamie's really going out of his way to make sure that Erica doesn't get much at all when they divorce!
Comment by Damo
For the Sake of Argument
My Apologetics
The ugliest man in Australia get hitched by the crazy dwalf from America.
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Nicely put
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Celebrity Obsession
Kylie