Why Does Everyone Think Heather Mills Is a Gold Digger?
March 27th 2008 01:58
Sir Paul might have bought the money to their marriage, but Heather bought the CRAZY!
That's why I fully support Heather's decision to call in Forensic Accountants to reasses Sir Paul McCartney's financial worth. Poor old Heather was only awarded $57M(AUD). Certainly not a sump to jump for joy over - well she can hardly afford to buy a new leg if she damages this one jumping around foolishly can she? The judge in her divorce case pronounced that Paul was worth on 400 million pounds.
As Heather told reporters outside the court "we all know he's worth 800 million. He's been worth 800 million for the last 15 years."
Though the $800M was in no way the reason that Heather fell for Paul!
So now, Heather wants to prove that Paul is worth much more than the judge believed so that she'll get a larger divorce settlement.........for her daughter people. Not her, her daughter.
You know what makes me angry? Is that the media will once again try to make Heather look like the bad person here. Just like that awful judge who released his full ruling on the divorce and said that Heather was:
- a less than impressive witness
- was less than candid and gave inconsistent and inaccurate evidence
- that she wasn't entitled to have Sir Paul finance the kind of lifestyle that she enjoyed with him when they were married
- that she had a "me too" attitude to the divorce, or a "if he has it, I want it too" approach to working out how much she felt she was entitled to
- that when she joined Sir Paul on tour that she was not his business partner
- and that her career was not hampered by her marriage to Sir Paul
Plainly this is ridiculous and the judge is clearly a Beatles fan! The judge even pointed out in the full ruling that even though Heather donates up to 90% of her income to charity that her tax returns did not show any charitable donations at all. As if a piece of paper is supposed to make us believe that Heather does not care as passionately about charitable causes as she clearly does!!
Well I for one, hope that Heather does prove that Sir Paul is worth over a billion dollars and that the judge finally awards her exactly what she deserves..................... .........ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
For christs sake you crazy gold-digging bitch, f**k off and die. Please. I don't ever want to hear your whiny f**king voice or see your vegan eating face ever again. There's a reason that the media are portraying you as a bitch. It's because you are. And there's a reason that the media are saying that you lost your divorce settlement case. Because you did. Even the Dumbass Queen of the World, Britney Spears, would be able to work out that if you asked for 120M pounds and you only got 25M,that this is substantially less than you wanted.....ergo....you lose.
Now seriously. F**k off to one-legged land and leave us alone!
Rant over.
Have I mentioned that Paul was always my favourite Beatle????
Links
ABC - Judge Slams Mills in Divorce Ruling
The Daily Mail - Heather Calls in the Experts to Prove Paul Does Have 800M
Adelaide Now - McCarthy vs Mills: The Full Judgement
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Comment by katyzzz
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So in love she was very strong on the pre nup and the judge's criticism said it all.
Introduce me to the guy next door.
They say if you marry for money you spend the rest of your life earning it.
Mind you, you'd never get me keeping a bloke.
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Comment by Mrs M
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You're very funny.
I read somewhere that Heather needed the money so Beatrice didn't have to suffer a substantial difference in the standard of living between Sir Paul and Heather.
Heather doesn't want Beatrice to suffer? She should stop slagging her father in public.
Love & stuff
Mrs M
Comment by Damo
For how much she made I would consider marrying Sir Paul(but not in a gay way, if that is possible).
But hey if there is such a thing as a platonic marriage that never has to be consummated then Paul I am all yours.
The ugly divorce and hatred of the world is a small price to pay for the settlement beyond my wildest dreams.
But seriously I ever there was an argument for money being cursed then I think it is here.
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I'll be honest, I don't think she has a leg to stand on.
She must be hopping mad.
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QUOTE ME NO QUOTES!
A LEGENDARY POST by our fave celeb astringent, KW!!
Fabulous vitriole old gurrlish! Delivered with such panache too! You kept me on the hook, dangling thinking, oh crap, she likes this crazy, grasping, idiotic mono-ped!!
But no, clever girl that you are, you suckered me and then you made me LAAARRRRFFF out loud! Very few posts here have ever done that!
I think they should call her "PEG", and tell her to hobble off!
As for the judge being a Beatle fan, well, he does wear a wig...remember those plastic Beatle wig/helmut thingos...mother wouldn't buy me one of course...umm sorry, you are too young, got carried away there!
One point though, Paul has either had a brain injury, for falling for this grotesque, AND then not having a pre-nuptual, or, maybe it was some perverse subconscious decision to punish himself for missing Linda!
Anyhoo, I can hardly wait to see her trip over another gold digger, and get screwed herself, maybe have her leg stolen, and a pool table leg left in its place!
cheers
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Comment by Michaelie
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Kylie - f*cking funny.
Mich
Comment by Cibbuano
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kylie - great post... I was confused, then I heard the sarcasm, then the violent anger. She was awarded 24 million first, right? And then she went back for more?
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I was a little shocked at first that you had taken her side. You tricked me, and then I nearly fell of my chair laughing. Way to go when you are trying to convince people that you are actually doing work. Lol.
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Hope you all have a great weekend!
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You certainly got me there! I was like, is Kylie mad?? I read on...and you were mad! <LOL>
p/s...great pix!!!
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I was reading you blog and as I finished each paragraph I was getting more and more pissed off and thinking, "this bloody idiot can't be serious". Okay, I apologize, I was wrong. I finished reading and then realised you were being sarcastic and I was being a dope !! I let my blood pressure get out of control before finishing your fine article (I do that a lot). So I take back all the swear words I was going to call you and will smack myself around the face, okay? Anyway on to the subject at hand, The bitch. I think she needs to put her one leg forward and take a walk. How can anyone think they entitled to what he has worked years and years for amazes me. I bet it scares him off women for the rest of his life, she's a lunatic.
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