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Gwyneth Needs to Gain Weight

March 19th 2007 00:04
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Marlene Dietrich photo courtest www.etcetera.com.mx
Gwyneth Paltrow
Gwyneth Paltrow



Gwyneth Paltrow has recently signed on to play singer and Hollywood screen legend Marlene Dietrich in a movie about her life. However, Dietrich's daughter, Maria Riva, believes that Paltrow is too skinny to play her famous mother.

Marlene's close friend, Grace Boyd, has also spoken up and said that "studios wouldn't have signed skinny women in my day".

The ladies advice to Gwyneth...."some helpings of apple pie and plenty of ice cream!"

Gee, and I've always thought that Gwyneth could stand to lose a few pounds. There's just not enough of her bones sticking out for my liking!


Thanks to the lovely Dusk for bringing this story to my attention!
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Comment by Cibbuano

March 19th 2007 01:22
I'd say too thin and not nearly pretty enough!


Comment by KylieW

March 19th 2007 01:58
Cib - I think she's quite pretty (in an ice princess kind of way), but way way too thin. All those bones poking through in her chest gross me out!!!

Comment by DuskDevi

March 19th 2007 02:14
Gwyneth Paltry!


Thing is, it is her genetic heritage to be so lean, her mother Blythe Danner is thin and late father was thin too.

...but why she was deemed suitable to play Dietrich, I just have no clue.
Forget the body...Gwyneth doesn't have the same raw sassy sexuality.

Uma Thurman maybe? she was sassy as Poison Ivy.


Hope you're well KW.

Dusk

Comment by KylieW

March 19th 2007 02:34
Dusk,

Gwyn is a bit bland. I like the idea of Uma. She was cool as Poison Ivy. Actually I think I just like Uma full stop!

Thanks for stopping by!

Kylie

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