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Help Choose a New Man for Paris Hilton

September 27th 2006 01:49
We all know that Paris changes men as often as some of us change underwear (and for those who are hygenically-challenged, she probably changes her men more often than some of you actually do change your underwear!). But I think perhaps it's time that Paris settled down. To help her out, I've chosen a list of some of the suitable celebrities that perhaps she should try.

Hey, leaving the choosing up to Paris hasn't been that successful so far, surely we can all come up with a list of eligible candidates for her to work her way through!

1. Harry Morton - Paris does like to take another woman's man. And there's no love lost between Paris and Lindsay. Perhaps Harry is worth a look in.


2. Justin Timberlake - He's a singer. She's a singer (okay, I use the term 'singer' loosely). He's trying to 'dirty' up his image. And Paris is pretty dirty.

3. Aaron Carter - He's just called off his engagement to his fiance (who was his brother Nick's, ex). Paris is one of Nick's ex's.

4. Nick Lachey - He's hot, he's single and he obviously doesn't mind very dumb women.

5. Adam Brody - According to reports, his current girlfriend and OC co-star Rachel Bilson has been getting cosy with Zach Braff. Maybe a night in Paris will bring Rachel running back to him?


That's my starting 5 guys. Anyone else got any suggestions. Let help find poor Paris a boyfriend!!!!
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What Jessica Simpson is Doing This Weekend

September 22nd 2006 00:52
So, what are you up to this weekend? Is it going to be a full-on weekend of partying and socialising, or a quite one filled with relaxation? Whatever it is you're up to, I'm sure it'll be great fun. After all, it's a weekend, and who doesn't love the weekend.

Have you ever wondered what celebrities get up to on the weekend? Some have exciting times, others seem to keep quiet. Well, my sources have given me the low-down on what some of our favourite celebs will be up to this weekend (okay, so by sources, I mean.....I made it up....but hey, it could happen!).

Here's Jessica Simpson's plans for Saturday


Morning - watch cartoons and music videos on the couch while eating ice cream for breakfast and crying when my new song Holiday, I mean, A Public Affair doesn't even get played.

Mid-morning - order a pizza. Call Nick and hang up when he answers. Repeat this about 25 times.

Lunch - Friend chicken, and lots of it. Followed by several hours of calling girlfriends to complain about weight, album, Nick.

Afternoon - Shopping!! When clothes don't fit, console myself with chocolate and chips.

Night time - Burger and fries, followed by 4 bottles of champagne and clubbing. Request A Public Affair at every club we go to and cry when every DJ refuses.

3am - leave clubs, stop by McDonalds for a Big Mac, 6 nuggets, large fries, large coke and a chocolate sundae. Get home and pass out in bed.


Hmmm, Jess's plans look a little different to Nick Lachey's plans for Saturday:

Morning - Make sweet, sweet love to Vanessa. Lay in bed watching music videos on the tv. See my music video. Am so pleased, I wake Vanessa for round 2!

Mid-Morning - Spend 3 hours working out, showering, shaving, tanning, and generally inspecting self for any possible flaws.

Lunchtime - Drop into the studio to take a look at the casting process for the dancing girls in my next video. Make sure that all chicks are at least as good looking as Jessica, but don't have better hair than me.

Dinner - Take Vanessa out to dinner at the hottest restaurant in town. Followed by drinking and dancing at all the hottest clubs. Call ahead to make sure Jessica isn't at any of the clubs. Request my new song at every club and dance wildly when every DJ plays it.

3am - Carry Vanessa out of club and pour her into the car. Stagger home for some drunken 'lovin and pass out.

Whew, I wonder what Sunday will bring for them all???
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Dumb Celebrity Couples

September 20th 2006 00:47
Okay, yesterday it was dumb celebrity quotes. That got me to thinking about how dumb celeb's can be sometimes. Which got me thinking about how sometimes when celebrities hook up, an amazing phenomenon happens where the combined IQs of the celebs is actually lower than their individual IQs.

Some famous examples are:

1. Britney Spears & K-Fed (Kevin Federline) - Proof that money can't buy happiness, good taste or intelligence!

2. Jordan & Peter Andre - Their combined IQ is less than Jordan's bra-size.

3. Victoria & David Beckham - David is very attractive and very good at soccer. Unfortunately he has the IQ of yoghurt. Victoria isn't really good at anything (that's unfair, she's good at not eating) and is also quite dumb. They're a match made in heaven.

4. Pamela Anderson & Kid Rock - C'mon Pammy, marrying a rockstar didn't work so well for you first time, try someone different next time round! These two are dumb and tacky.


Honorable Mentions

These three celeb couples aren't together anymore, but were so dumb that they need to be listed here.

1. Paris Hilton & Paris Latsis, Stavros Niarchos II, Brandon Davis and all of her other past boyfriends - It seems that Paris is the black hold of intelligence. Get close to her and she sucks all the intelligence out of you!!

2. Whitney Houston & Bobby Brown - yes they're filing for divorce. But they spent 14 years in blissful ignorance (possibly assisted by the drugs) together.

3. Jessica Simpson & Nick Lachey - I don't think that Nick is necessarily dumb, but unfortunately for him, Jess's dumbness definitely dragged him down!

Do you have anyone else to add to this list?
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Dumb Celebrity Quotes

September 19th 2006 01:06
While I do love all things celebrity, I never cease to be amazed at how dumb some of these people are. From the comments coming out of their mouth, they seem to have the IQ of yogurt. Yet they make millions. Weird.

Here’s some of my favourite ‘dumb’ celebrity quotes. Do you have a favourite? If so, leave a comment with it


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My Shameful Paris Hilton Secret

September 11th 2006 01:47
I have to admit a somewhat shameful secret to you all. I don’t want to, but I feel that I have to. You see, the thing is. I LOVE Paris Hilton. I know she’s wrong. She’s trashy, she’s tarty, I’m not sure she’s all that smart, she dresses badly, she behaves badly, and just last week, she was arrested for allegedly driving while under the influence of alcohol. In truth there’s not all that much about Paris that is appealing. And yet, I really like her.

I know you probably don’t like Paris. And that’s cool. But at least hear me out before you vilify me


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Steve Irwin Quotes

September 5th 2006 02:34
While there is much sadness surrounding the tragic death of the Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin yesterday, it is perhaps a good time to remember some of the reasons why everyone loved him so much.

Below are some of my favourite Steve Irwin quotes. These quotes were gathered from the Brainy Quotes (www.brainyquote.com) and Enough Rope (http://www.abc.net.au/tv/enoughrope) websites


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