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Pregnancy Becomes Nicole

August 13th 2007 04:00
Nicole Richie shows off baby bump
She almost looks healthy!!
Pregnancy most definitely becomes Nicole Richie. TMZ caught Nicole out and about in LA. How good does she look?? Nicole almost looks....dare I say it?........healthy.


Oh my god, she's even got boobs. I'm not sure how to process this new information. Nicole Richie actually looking human like instead of being a body double for Skeletor. It's as though everything has been turned upside down in the world!!!!

Last week, when Paris Hilton was asked about Nicole's pregnancy, Paris responded with:

‘I know she’s going to be the best mom ever.’

Really? Best mum EVER? That's a big call. A mum? Definitely. At least as good a mother as Britney? Absolutely. A good mum? Hey, anything is possible. The best mum ever? Well that's just crazy talk. That's like Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears accepting responsibility for the dumb shit they do..........just not ever going to happen!


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Scary Spice's Secret Marriage!

August 9th 2007 02:31
Melanie Brown and Stephen Belafonte
The happy newlyweds
PerezHilton have just broken the news that Melanie Brown (aka Scary Spice) married her boyfriend and movie producer, Stephen Belafonte back on June 6th. The couple have kept the marriage quiet while the paternity case against Eddie Murphy is happening.


Mel B. and Belafonte have been friends for 7 years before becoming romantically involved. Being a smart woman (hey she's going to make around $20M for the Spice Girl reunion tour......and there's the child support from Eddie that Scary intends to take him to the cleaners for!!) Mel ensured that a pre-nup was signed before they headed off to Vegas to get married.

She might be happily in love, but if I was Eddie I wouldn't make the mistake of thinking that it's going to mellow her out where their paternity case is concerned!!! Hell hath no fury like a woman whose morals you've questionned on television........dumbass!

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Paris Loses $60M!!!!

July 30th 2007 05:52
Paris Hilton
What do you mean I'm not worth $60M???
Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!! That's gotta hurt. Paris Hilton is no longer our favourite heiress after her grandfather cut her out of his will!!!
It was looking like a good day for Paris when her grandfather, Barron Hilton sold the Hilton Hotel chain to the Blackstone Group for $26 Billion(US) earlier this month. A tidy sum that meant that Paris share of the inheritance was looking good.

However, so appalled is Barron at his granddaughters antics that he's cut her out of his will! Paris was set to inherit $60M (US) when her grandfather died. Barron hasn't been the proudest of granddaddy's when it comes to Paris. He was, allegedly, less than impressed with her sex-tape and wild antics. However, her jail sentence for her drink driving offences in June was the last straw.

According to Jerry Oppenheimer, who wrote the biography House of Hilton, "He was, and is, extremely embarrassed by how the Hilton name has been sullied by Paris." Oppenheimer believes that Barron doesn't want to leave any unearned wealth to his family.

Barron has said that he'll be donating the $2.4B that he will personally receive from the sale of the Hilton chain to the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation.

Luckily for Paris, I'm sure that her parents Kathy and Rick won't be cutting her out of their will, so it's likely that she'll eventually get her hands on a share of the Hilton fortune. Before you feel too bad for Paris though (cos we all feel terrible for her, I'm sure), remember that Paris is still independently wealthy. According to Forbes, Paris earnt $7M last year. Good thing too, now that she can't rely on grandpa's cash!!!

This is going to hurt Paris as much, or more, than her jail time did!! Good to see that there's someone in the Hilton clan that has some sense. It's a good thing Barron sold the Hilton chain. He wouldn't have wanted to have any of the Hilton family running it. He could have left the hotel chain to my cat, who would have run it better than Rick, Kathy, Paris and Nicky put together (though to be fair, he's a pretty smart cat!).

Wouldn't you want to be Nicky when Barron dies? I can see her running now taunting Paris with witty lines such as

Haha, even with your wonky eye you're still more attractive and interesting than me. But I just got $60M for doing nothing. Take that you attention-seeking bitch!!!

Wouldn't you like to be a fly on the wall of the Hilton house today?


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Guess the Celebrity Breasts....

April 5th 2007 04:43
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I came across some pictures of Jessica Alba playing football at the beach the other day, and I have to say..........Damn that girl is hot!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not sure whether I hate her, because I want to look like her, or whether I just now have a girl crush on her. Take a look.


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Who is Your Favourite TV Presenter?

December 11th 2006 00:30
Last night I spent some me-time indulging myself. This included a face mask (my skin is so dry at the moment), painting my nails and toe-nails (grooming is very important you know) and watching a dvd that was given to me as a kris kringle present. A dvd that is destined to become my new favourite dvd.

richard hammond
Top Gear Presenter, Richard Hammond

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Why Women Over 30 Are Sexy

October 27th 2006 05:20
This is an email that I was sent, about women in their 30's. I love it (okay, probably because I hit 30 almost 2 years ago). I think it's so true.

Andy Rooney supposedly wrote this for CBS 60 Minutes


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Sometimes (not often) I get introspective and think about politics, world peace and ways that I can make a positive contribution to society.

Other times, like now, I think about hard-hitting topics such as: Why Do I Find Musicians and Comedians Sexier Than Actors


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Who Said It.......

October 24th 2006 04:31
I enjoy laughing at the very dumb things that celebrities may say or do. I also laugh (very nervously) at the dumb things politicians say and do. Now given that politician are charged with the running of countries, you’d expect them to be a little smarter than your average celebrity. But is that true? Not necessarily. Read the quotes below and see if you can guess whether it was an elected Politician or a celebrity.

1. See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction. - Sadly, it was George W Bush who said this. And while I hate to point out when he gets things wrong, I feel compelled to ask, 'Just how many nuclear weapons does the US have George W'? Pretty much, more than the rest of the world combined is the answer


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Are Bad Girls the New Bad Boys?

October 16th 2006 00:22
We all know that stars behaving badly makes for great tabloid fodder. But it used to be the Bad Boys that got all the attention. Who can forget the 80's brat packers. Did anyone care what Molly Ringwald did? No, they all wanted to see how Judd Nelson, Charlie Sheen, Andrew McCarthy, Rob Lowe and Emilio Estevez were partying up a storm. We all read about Johnny Depp trashing hotel rooms. Sean Penn hitting anything that moved. Oasis trashing anything and anyone who got in their path, Rock bands filled with testosterone laden men were an accident waiting to happen.

But where have all the bad boys gone now? Flick through any newspaper or magazine and I'll bet it's not the badly behaved teens/lads/men who are causing worry to parent groups. It's the ladies that are a source for concern


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For someone who LOVES everything about Hollywood, celebrities and stars, I'm remarkably restrained when it comes to trying to go about meeting any of these people (probably because while I revel in the trashyness of Hollywood, I'm pretty sure that I wouldn't like most of the people I read about!). Yet, I know a lot of people who have gone to great lengths to meet their heroes.

My single close brush with fame came while I was last visting the US. I spent a week or so in LA (plenty long enough thank you!), and when I walked out of Tiffany's (a girl can dream), Ron Howard and his wife walked right past me. Then later that same day, I was trying on a pair of Jimmy Choo mules in Saks of 5th Avenue (I know it sounds like I'm name dropping here, but what you probably will never understand is firstly how important shoes are to me, and secondly, that buying Jimmy Choo's in Saks was one of the high points of my entire life) when Alex Kingston was also trying on a pair of Jimmy Choo boots right beside me. I know many of you probably don't love a B-grade celeb as much as I do, and are probably wondering who Alex Kingston is. She was the English doctor in ER who eventually married Dr Greene. And even though we could have bonded over the gorgeous shoes we were both about to purchase, I didn't say anything to her


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ou could pick yourself any celebrity to be your friend, who would it be? Think carefully. Who do you think would be an ideal friend for you? Someone you could have fun with, talk to, go out with and just generally hang out with?

I have a list as long as my arm of celebrities that I’d like to meet, or sleep with, or sing on stage with, or attend an awards party. But the list of celeb’s that I think I’d actually like to be friends with is much much smaller


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Who are our Best and Worst Australian Female Media Personalities? It's tough to say. But I've put together a list of my nominations for Worst and Best personalities. I should say, that I've stayed away from Actresses.....otherwise the entire cast of Home & Away and Neighbours would be listed in the Worst list.

And the WORST Media Personalities are:
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Why Are We So Obsessed With Celebrities?

September 28th 2006 23:59
As I stood at the supermarket checkout and browsed through this weeks selection of women's magazines I had an epiphany. Here it is.......all of those magazines are absolute rubbish. They contain stories (and I use the term 'story' loosely to describe their articles) that are lucky to contain a shred of truth. These stories are then recycled endlessly and seem to focus on only a select number of topics which include:
- Stars who are too thin
- Stars who have gained weight


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