They Said What?
July 9th 2007 01:46
The Martha Stewart of our time???
So instead, I'm going to leave you with a few BRILLIANT quotes that I've come across this morning over at Hollyscoop.
I am truly not one to give advice. I'm divorced and I stole my best friend's husband
Denise Richards, when asked if she had any post-jail advice to give to Paris Hilton. - That's possibly the first intelligent thing I've ever heard Denise say!!!
I've never substituted a meal for a salad in my life
Nicole Richie tells British Marie Clare - sweetie you haven't had a meal in about 3 years.......so there's nothing to substiute.
The goal was to make her the Martha Stewart for her generation. It just didn't work out that way
Paris Hilton's ex'agents - C'mon guys Martha's done jail time. I'd say she's turned out just like her!!!!
Seriously though, these guys are possibly the only people on the planet dumber than Britney Spears! A 2nd grader could tell within 3 minutes of meeting Paris Hilton that she wouldn't be Martha Stewart. This generation's Anna Nicole Smith perhaps (though she's got some tough competition from Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears on that) but that's about it.
Ah, a good laugh was just what I needed. Now I'm off to have a berocca!
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Comment by James Rickard
unlucky_ fishermen.com
Angling Fish
Comment by Miswanderlust
Killer Beats
Ramble On
Hipnotherapy
HAHAHAHA loved the quotes...Denise Richards especially!
Comment by DuskDevi
Rucks and Rolls
Rugby World Cup 2007
Martha Stewart????
...at least when Martha says "that's hot" she's referring to a chilli dish....not her reflection.
Hope the B-B-B-Berocca worked KW.
Dusk
Comment by Nickoftime's Sanity Corner
OMFG, she did not just say that did she???
Maybe it's quiet in Hollywood cause they put some Vicodin and Ativan in the water supply?
Could be...
LOL
Take care,
Nick
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Mis - the Denise Richards one was my favourite too!!!
Dusk - Can you imagine the morons who would think that Paris could ever be Martha Stewart like?? The berocca has actually worked. I've got my bounce back!!!
Nick - great quote huh? Hmmm....I wouldn't mind getting me some of that Vicodin spiked water!!!
Comment by Aimzster
Health and Beauty
Reality TV
The Jeepney Stop
Hilarious! Although I commend Denise Richards for saying that. And screw Paris and Nicole!
Comment by Mrs M
Mum's Word
And hasn't Denise Richards and Richie Sambora broken up too. Poor Denise. Boo-friggin'-hoo.
Ding bats...all of them....Not you Kylie.
You should have some greasy chips with your berocca.
Love & stuff
Mrs M
Comment by Tracy
Movies and Life
Do you know that I get all the celeb updates from your website now? Not that I ever bought mags but the mixture of your commentaris and the ridiculousness of their lives makes great reading.
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Mrs M - I won't be crying for any of them!! And Paris and Nicole are idiots!
Tracy - wow, that's a great compliment. Thanks!!!