Who Is Your Celebrity Crush?
April 2nd 2008 03:54
Oh the things I'd like to do with Gordon.........
Instead today, I want to talk about celebrity crushes! Who is your celebrity crush? Now when we think celebrity crush, we think of 14 yr old girls, crying because they caught a glimpse of Justin Timberlake in the flesh! Or in my case, it was an obsession with Jordan Knight of New Kids on the Block and Morton Harket of A-Ha. But lets face it, even us grown men and women have the occasional crush on a celebrity. It's harmless and it's fun........unless you take your obsession too far and become a stalker. Remember, crush - good. Stalking - bad.
I have a celebrity crush at the moment. For many years no man has been able to hold a candle to Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl in my mind. Dave is the man I would have thrown any other man in the whole world over for.
However, recently it seems that Dave Grohl has been supplanted at the top of my list. And no it's not another rockstar or an actor that that pushed Dave out of the number one spot. It's a chef!!!!! Oh christ, I'm getting old.
So, the Chef. No it's not bloody Jamie Oliver. What's sexy about him? No, it's that gorgeous, craggy faced, swearing scotsman, Gordon Ramsay that I'm completely obsessed wtih at the moment. During the week I'm watching (and re-watching....several times) Gordan Ramsays The F Word, and Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares. I can't get enough of him. I love him. And you know, the more he swears, the more I love him! What isn't sexy about a man who is good looking, unpredictable, charismatic and loves food as much as I do????
And how can you not love a man who names the turkey's that he's raising with his kids for xmas dinner - Nigella (Lawson), Jamie (Oliver), Ainsley (Harriet) and Deliah (Smith)?
Unfortunately, the Australian government is doing absolutely nothing to endear the country to Chef Ramsay. First, it was announced that federal Parliament wants to do a review of the broadcasting code of conduct because Gordon said f**k 80 times in one 1 hr episode of Kitchen Nightmares. Then they turned down his application to open a restaurant in Sydney on the grounds of "decency".
Hello you dumb f**k's.......the man is one of the best chef's in the world! And you launched a tourism campaign to the UK where the tagline was "Where the Bloody Hell Are You". Don't you think that's a little hypocritical?
F**k me, any politician ever gets wind of the language I use on a regular basis and I'm likely to be deported. You see, that's another reason I love Gordon. Watching an episode of anything with Gordon in it makes me feel as though I actually don't swear that much. Which is a different feeling for me......cos usually truck drivers and sailors are asking me to tone down my language! Of course, I might have to be careful now should I ever visit one of Gordan's restaurants as he's proposing to ban swearing in all his restaurants now. Neither customers or restaurant staff will be allowed to swear......with customers even liable for a fine of $11 AUD if they are caught. Dinner is going to be bloody expensive by the time I rack up my fines.
Yes he's outspoken, he has a filthy mouth, but he's cheeky, charming, gorgeous, cooks wonderfully and loves his wife and kids to pieces........which just makes him an irresistible package to me.
So, who is your celebrity crush?
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