Love Is In The Air
April 11th 2008 00:27
Is it Valentine's Day again and someone forgot to tell me???? Cos Celeb-land is completely loved up right now. I think someone has slipped a love potion into the water supply over there! From new couples to old couples redeclaring their love for one another, it looks as though everyone's been bitten by the love bug (which I suppose is better than being bitten by the monkey in Outbreak). Don't believe me? Read this loved up list:
Paris Hilton and Benji Madden Are Dating
Okay, so Sophie Monk and theugly twin Madden brother Benji Madden were engaged. Then they broke up. Then approximately 2.5 minutes after that Benji and Paris Hilton were dating. Now, Paris is following Good Charlotte on their world tour, which has been really educational for Paris. In addition to being deeply in love with her new boyfriend, Paris has also discovered a real love of Africa, telling reporters "I love Africa in general - South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries".
Well, they say love is blind. Obviously it's stupid too.
Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz Get Engaged
Emo girls around the globe yesterday spent the day smearing their eyeliner with tears at the news that Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz had proposed to his girlfriend Ashlee Simpson. I'm still trying to work out how Pete has any credibility with the little emo kids anymore after dating Ashlee Simpson, let alone asking her to marry him!
I guess in their case, love is deaf - it wouldn't dare be blind after Ashlee spent all that money remodelling her face!
Beyonce and Jay Z Get Married
Okay, so it's not official. But everyone is claiming that last Friday Jay Z and Beyonce got hitched. Normally I'd laugh off a story such as this, but photographers caught Gwyneth Paltrow arriving at the mystery party along with Beyonce and Jay Z's friends and family all done up in their Sunday best. So maybe they did get married? Who knows? Or cares really?
Besides, Beyonce had to do something. Jay Z has been paying altogether too much attention to the other female that he catapulted into stardom....Rhianna. She's got a huge album with constant numbers ones.......while Beyonce has..........Jay Z right back under her thumb thank you!
Sean Penn & Robin Wright Penn Call Off the Divorce
Now this one just warms my heart. I was disappointed to last year month that Robin Wright Penn and Sean Penn were divorcing after 11 years of marriage. However, just yesterday it was confirmed that the couple have withdrawn their divorce petition, just a day after they were seen together at an Eddie Veder concert, where Sean went on stage and dedicated a song to his wife.
Seriously Sean, you should definitely not let this one get away from you. For gods sake the woman lived with you in a trailer!!!! Do you know how many Hollywood actresses will live in a trailer with their man????? Not many my friend..
You know I find this love-fest a little disconcerting. Everyone is being well behaved. Lindsay hasn't been in a drunken car crash in months. Britney is keeping a low profile. Something just feels off..........
Links
The Sun - Heir-head Paris Hilton in Africa Gaffe
EW.com - Ashlee Simpson Pete Went get Engaged
People - Beyonce & Jay Z Are Married
Yahoo News - Sean Penn, Wife Withdraw Divorce Papers
Photo credit - getty images
Note from Paris: I love Benji almost as much as I love myself
Okay, so Sophie Monk and the
Well, they say love is blind. Obviously it's stupid too.
She has more plastic in her face than most Barbies, and he likes to put video's of himself on You Tube explaining to guys how to put on eyeliner. Theirs is a deep relationship
Emo girls around the globe yesterday spent the day smearing their eyeliner with tears at the news that Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz had proposed to his girlfriend Ashlee Simpson. I'm still trying to work out how Pete has any credibility with the little emo kids anymore after dating Ashlee Simpson, let alone asking her to marry him!
I guess in their case, love is deaf - it wouldn't dare be blind after Ashlee spent all that money remodelling her face!
Rhianna? Who's she?
Okay, so it's not official. But everyone is claiming that last Friday Jay Z and Beyonce got hitched. Normally I'd laugh off a story such as this, but photographers caught Gwyneth Paltrow arriving at the mystery party along with Beyonce and Jay Z's friends and family all done up in their Sunday best. So maybe they did get married? Who knows? Or cares really?
Besides, Beyonce had to do something. Jay Z has been paying altogether too much attention to the other female that he catapulted into stardom....Rhianna. She's got a huge album with constant numbers ones.......while Beyonce has..........Jay Z right back under her thumb thank you!
Okay, I'll call off the divorce. But dammit we're moving into a f**king house! We're not hobo's you know!
Now this one just warms my heart. I was disappointed to last year month that Robin Wright Penn and Sean Penn were divorcing after 11 years of marriage. However, just yesterday it was confirmed that the couple have withdrawn their divorce petition, just a day after they were seen together at an Eddie Veder concert, where Sean went on stage and dedicated a song to his wife.
Seriously Sean, you should definitely not let this one get away from you. For gods sake the woman lived with you in a trailer!!!! Do you know how many Hollywood actresses will live in a trailer with their man????? Not many my friend..
You know I find this love-fest a little disconcerting. Everyone is being well behaved. Lindsay hasn't been in a drunken car crash in months. Britney is keeping a low profile. Something just feels off..........
Links
The Sun - Heir-head Paris Hilton in Africa Gaffe
EW.com - Ashlee Simpson Pete Went get Engaged
People - Beyonce & Jay Z Are Married
Yahoo News - Sean Penn, Wife Withdraw Divorce Papers
Photo credit - getty images
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Kylie you crack me up, you made me laugh out loud like 5 times during this article.
thanks
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I am so with you about Sean Penn and Robin Wright. Word on the street is that he is an ass. So I give a high five to a woman who lives with an ass in a trailer. (Or maybe pity)
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