Evan Rachel Wood Gives Her Freak the Flick
November 6th 2008 00:06
21 year old Evan Rachel Wood has finally come to her senses and dumped her 39 yr old has-been shock rocker boyfriend, Marilyn Manson.
Aw shucks, and I really thought this one was going to last....................
So why did Evan dump Marilyn?
Is it because she got sick of people assuming that Evan was the male and Marilyn the female in the relationship?
Is it because she finally realised that she'd been sleeping with a disgusting freak for 2 years and she still wasn't any more famous than she was before she met him?
Is it because she got tired of being with a man who took longer than she did to put on his make up?
Rather, it seems that Evan decided that Marilyn wasn't the man for her after he tried to kick her brother out of her house!!! Evan's unemployed brother Ira was living in the pair's guest house at Evan's home when Marilyn decided he'd had enough of his freeloading and tried to kick him out.
Ooops! See that's what happens when you're dating a teenager Marilyn. They get so emotional about little things like kicking their family members out of their house!
I'd say that Evan Rachel Wood has done a good thing by dumping Manson. However, I'm so disturbed that the moron spent 2 years with this pretentious has-been who desperately hopes that his crappy make up and weird contact lenses will distract listeners from the fact that his music is basically a steaming pile of crap, that in fact I hope she fades into the obscurity she deserves. Honestly, when your taste in men has people suddenly thinking that maybe Britney Spears' exes didn't seem so bad, it's time to enter a convent and stop trying to desperately to be noticed!!!!
Links
Star Magazine
Photo credit - getty images
Aw shucks, and I really thought this one was going to last....................
So why did Evan dump Marilyn?
Is it because she got sick of people assuming that Evan was the male and Marilyn the female in the relationship?
Is it because she finally realised that she'd been sleeping with a disgusting freak for 2 years and she still wasn't any more famous than she was before she met him?
Is it because she got tired of being with a man who took longer than she did to put on his make up?
Rather, it seems that Evan decided that Marilyn wasn't the man for her after he tried to kick her brother out of her house!!! Evan's unemployed brother Ira was living in the pair's guest house at Evan's home when Marilyn decided he'd had enough of his freeloading and tried to kick him out.
Ooops! See that's what happens when you're dating a teenager Marilyn. They get so emotional about little things like kicking their family members out of their house!
I'd say that Evan Rachel Wood has done a good thing by dumping Manson. However, I'm so disturbed that the moron spent 2 years with this pretentious has-been who desperately hopes that his crappy make up and weird contact lenses will distract listeners from the fact that his music is basically a steaming pile of crap, that in fact I hope she fades into the obscurity she deserves. Honestly, when your taste in men has people suddenly thinking that maybe Britney Spears' exes didn't seem so bad, it's time to enter a convent and stop trying to desperately to be noticed!!!!
Links
Star Magazine
Photo credit - getty images
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