Dumb Celebrity Quotes
September 19th 2006 01:06
While I do love all things celebrity, I never cease to be amazed at how dumb some of these people are. From the comments coming out of their mouth, they seem to have the IQ of yogurt. Yet they make millions. Weird.
Here’s some of my favourite ‘dumb’ celebrity quotes. Do you have a favourite? If so, leave a comment with it.
1.Walmart…..do they, like, make walls there? - ahh, the sheer genius of Paris Hilton.
2.I don’t really think. I just walk – yes, we know that Paris (again).
3.Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you lose a very important part of your life. – hmmm, you think? Sorry Brooke Shields. I was on your side with the whole Tom Cruise, antidepressant thing. But this is a seriously dumb quote.
4.I get to go to a lot of overseas places, like Canada – Britney Spears really is as dumb as she looks.
5.So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? – Hmmm, strangely enough Christina Aguilera, it’s held at Cannes. Hence the title!
6.It's not that I'm stupid. I just don't think sometimes – lucky you’re very attractive Colin Farrell, because you are dumb.
7.I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky….a pulsating force of incredible energy – ahh, the visuals you’ve given me there David Arquette are kind of gross!
8.I never read anything I haven’t written myself – given that you’ve never written a book Elle McPherson, I guess you’ve also never read one. Huge shock there.
Here’s some of my favourite ‘dumb’ celebrity quotes. Do you have a favourite? If so, leave a comment with it.
1.Walmart…..do they, like, make walls there? - ahh, the sheer genius of Paris Hilton.
2.I don’t really think. I just walk – yes, we know that Paris (again).
3.Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you lose a very important part of your life. – hmmm, you think? Sorry Brooke Shields. I was on your side with the whole Tom Cruise, antidepressant thing. But this is a seriously dumb quote.
4.I get to go to a lot of overseas places, like Canada – Britney Spears really is as dumb as she looks.
5.So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? – Hmmm, strangely enough Christina Aguilera, it’s held at Cannes. Hence the title!
6.It's not that I'm stupid. I just don't think sometimes – lucky you’re very attractive Colin Farrell, because you are dumb.
7.I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky….a pulsating force of incredible energy – ahh, the visuals you’ve given me there David Arquette are kind of gross!
8.I never read anything I haven’t written myself – given that you’ve never written a book Elle McPherson, I guess you’ve also never read one. Huge shock there.
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Being a celebrity is like being permanantly stoned.
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I do think that Elle's and Paris's quotes were the worst
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If only there was a 5-second neuro-delay, so you could make that realisation and stop yourself before you utter it.
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but she thought she was saying something deep and profound.
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I hope one day she will die an ironic death.
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