Dumb Celebrity Couples
September 20th 2006 00:47
Okay, yesterday it was dumb celebrity quotes. That got me to thinking about how dumb celeb's can be sometimes. Which got me thinking about how sometimes when celebrities hook up, an amazing phenomenon happens where the combined IQs of the celebs is actually lower than their individual IQs.
Some famous examples are:
1. Britney Spears & K-Fed (Kevin Federline) - Proof that money can't buy happiness, good taste or intelligence!
2. Jordan & Peter Andre - Their combined IQ is less than Jordan's bra-size.
3. Victoria & David Beckham - David is very attractive and very good at soccer. Unfortunately he has the IQ of yoghurt. Victoria isn't really good at anything (that's unfair, she's good at not eating) and is also quite dumb. They're a match made in heaven.
4. Pamela Anderson & Kid Rock - C'mon Pammy, marrying a rockstar didn't work so well for you first time, try someone different next time round! These two are dumb and tacky.
Honorable Mentions
These three celeb couples aren't together anymore, but were so dumb that they need to be listed here.
1. Paris Hilton & Paris Latsis, Stavros Niarchos II, Brandon Davis and all of her other past boyfriends - It seems that Paris is the black hold of intelligence. Get close to her and she sucks all the intelligence out of you!!
2. Whitney Houston & Bobby Brown - yes they're filing for divorce. But they spent 14 years in blissful ignorance (possibly assisted by the drugs) together.
3. Jessica Simpson & Nick Lachey - I don't think that Nick is necessarily dumb, but unfortunately for him, Jess's dumbness definitely dragged him down!
Do you have anyone else to add to this list?
Some famous examples are:
1. Britney Spears & K-Fed (Kevin Federline) - Proof that money can't buy happiness, good taste or intelligence!
2. Jordan & Peter Andre - Their combined IQ is less than Jordan's bra-size.
3. Victoria & David Beckham - David is very attractive and very good at soccer. Unfortunately he has the IQ of yoghurt. Victoria isn't really good at anything (that's unfair, she's good at not eating) and is also quite dumb. They're a match made in heaven.
4. Pamela Anderson & Kid Rock - C'mon Pammy, marrying a rockstar didn't work so well for you first time, try someone different next time round! These two are dumb and tacky.
Honorable Mentions
These three celeb couples aren't together anymore, but were so dumb that they need to be listed here.
1. Paris Hilton & Paris Latsis, Stavros Niarchos II, Brandon Davis and all of her other past boyfriends - It seems that Paris is the black hold of intelligence. Get close to her and she sucks all the intelligence out of you!!
2. Whitney Houston & Bobby Brown - yes they're filing for divorce. But they spent 14 years in blissful ignorance (possibly assisted by the drugs) together.
3. Jessica Simpson & Nick Lachey - I don't think that Nick is necessarily dumb, but unfortunately for him, Jess's dumbness definitely dragged him down!
Do you have anyone else to add to this list?
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