Dina Lohan - Mum of the Year!
June 5th 2007 01:54
Mummy Dearest.....
The worlds sorriest excuse for a mother just keeps on getting better and better. It's not enough that she lives not just off of Lindsay's cash, but vicariously through Lindsay. What other mother do you see out partying at clubs with her alcoholic/drug addled....yet clearly underage daughter? I mean sure, Mrs Brady really wanted to hit up the raves with Jan and Marcia Brady, but she held herself back.
But not Dina. I mean, she's such a cool mum that she hangs round doing drugs and drinking with her 20 yrs old daughter. Damn, I really wish that Dina had been my mum, she's so cool.
Now, because Dina has done such a great job of raising Lindsay, she's caught the attention of the E! Network, who are currently in talks with her to do her own reality tv show called "Mom-ager" where she will try to turn her youngest children Ali (14 yrs old) and Cody (11 yrs old) into stars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What the?????????????????????????? ?????????
The woman is sub-human. She should have her children taken off of her. Who the f*ck looks at that family and thinks "hey, Lindsay's doing so great, we should see if we can help her younger siblings turn out just like she has".
I know that Dina has been desperately trying to get famous since she first pushed Lindsay into the business. But this is taking it too far. Dina, who refers to herself as "White Oprah" (or as I like to call her (the "walking parasite"!) has been trying to get her own tv show for some time. She's been campaigning to get herself the gig of replacing Rosie O'Donnell on The View. The parasite even stooped so low as to work with Entertainment Tonight to give them exclusives with Lindsay when she was first in rehab earlier this year. Wow, is that a mum who cares or what? I mean sure, so far she hasn't bothered to see her daughter since she's been in rehab this time, but then again, why would she want to if there weren't going to be any camera's there?
And if all that didn't persuade you that Dina doesn't give a sh!t about anyone except herself, here's just a few of the things she had to say in a Harper's Bazaar interview in April of this year.
-"I'm living the American Dream, and you can go...." in response to being asked about those who criticise her parenting skills (or lack thereof).
-She describes herself as being more like Lindsay's sister than her mum (just a tip, I don't think Lindsay needs another sister......but she could definitely use a mother you dumbass!!!).
-She sometimes introduces herself as Lindsay's personal assistant instead of her mother because "I don't want them to know I'm her mom, it's a whole 'nother demographic. People just go dark." Of course it's another demographic. You're 44 and partying with 20 year olds you stupid coke whore!!!!
-And when talking about Paris Hilton she had this to say about Paris' mum, Kathy Hilton "Paris' mom was wonderfully embracing to me. You know, you can't blame parents for kids."
I say, sometimes, you really can blame the parents for the kids..........at least when you're the one who f**ked them up in the first place.
I bet there are kids starving in Africa and Cambodia who live in fear that one day the crazy bitch is going to go all Angelina Jolie and try to adopt more kids. Living in unspeakable poverty would still be better than having Dina Lohan as your mother!
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I like the Osbornes.....they shouldn't go anywhere near the Lohans!!! Poor old Ozzie wouldn't be able to cope.
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