Lindsay's Mum Under Attack!
July 31st 2007 01:15
It's okay Mum, I still love you
Donald Trump had a few words of advice for Lindsay on how to clean herself up (and plug his tv show), telling the troubled starlet:
"Find what you love doing (other than drugs and alcohol), work hard, stay focused, get a new set of parents - then join me on 'Celebrity Apprentice,' which is shooting soon - I'll keep you straight!"
Dina, unimpressed by the Donald's comments has shot back with this comment to Access Hollywood:
"Donald, I'm really disappointed in the statement that was brought to my attention from The New York Post. I've always had a great admiration for your business sense and I've read all your books and learned from them! Your own brother died of alcoholism and you own Trump Vodka? You say Lindsay needs new parents? Such a rash statement without backing it with fact? I am a single mother of four children doing what I can during this difficult time! Do a background check of both parents and you will find the truth! Shame on you... so many families suffer from this, yours included. We need solutions not opinions! - Dina and family"
For f**ks sake Dina, quit blaming your idiot ex-husband for your daughter. Michael Lohan is a complete waste of space as human being. But he wasn't the one trawling the clubs with his underage daughter. Persoanlly, I think Donald's advice is sound. Cut off the family!!
Dina was also less than impressed with Rob Schneiders parody of Lindsay on The Tonight Show last week. Lindsay had been scheduled to appear on the show to promote her new film I Know Who Killed Me, but pulled out of the show after her arrest. However, Rob had this message for Dina:
"When Mrs. Lohan stops partying with her child, then I'll have an ounce of respect for her,"
Rob also had some advice for Linds saying,
"I don't care if her parents are both crummy - you cannot blame your parents anymore. She's not a kid,"
"Lindsay, get it together, America will forgive you but you gotta do something positive with your life," Schneider adds. "I hope she does okay but at a certain point, there's so many bigger problems in the world than Lindsay Lohan.
"I hope she gets her head out of her nice, cute little rear end and finds a life for herself…She's very talented, and a special little actress but there are so many people out there who'd trade positions with her in a heartbeat and use it better than she is."
If you haven't seen Rob's performance, take a look at the clip below.
Poor Dina, it's not fair. She really does care about
In the clip below, Dina talks to ET about how it's the media's fault that Lindsay was in rehab.
Gee, I wonder if the E! network is still going to give Dina her own reality tv show that they'd been in talks with her about. A great show called "Mom-ager" where she was going to try and make stars of her youngest two kids (who are 11 and 13). Just like she did for Lindsay!!! Cos I think that'd be a brilliant idea. We definitely want another two Lindsay's running round Hollywood.
Actually, I should cut Dina some slack. She'd be an awesome mum. She'd be the kind of mum that, at 13, would let you and all your friends come round and drink beer until you passed out. Hell, Dina would even help you master the beer bong before hitting on your 13 yr old boyfriend. I mean she's practically the June Cleaver of the 21st century. She's a great mum.
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Comment by David
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
That comment is a work of pure genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I do hope that you manage to save your son before he does totally revert back to using only pen and paper.
Oh the shame!
Kylie
Comment by David
My son has asked me to type to you (by yelling out to me from the bathroom, and slipping a few sheets ot toilet paper under the door), to inform you he is over his Blog Addiction. (Which explains why he was in the bathroom for so long, and why he wrote this translated message on toilet paper). Oh, the miracles of grace! Finally, I can get to blog and see what the fuss is all about. I'm really proud of my son. He spends most of his time away from his computer now (in the bathroom). He's obviously writing. He's pursuing his first real love and passion. I'm so proud of him.
David's Mum.
Comment by Raoul Duke
Style of Eye
She sounds like she's got her screwed on tight.
Comment by Louie
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Comment by Aimzster
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First Time Mum
As much as I agree with Rob that at her age, LL should start taking responsibilty for herself, I think that her mum wasn't too much of a good influence. I still remember a few years ago when LL was going down the path of 'screw myself', all the mother had to say was, "Well, she's young. She's only having fun." Heh.
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Raoul - I reckon Dina would be a cracker of a date. She's got cheap slut written all over her!!!
Louie - I actually would watch celebrity apprentice. I think that the Don has inadvertently hit on a winner of an idea!!!
Aimzter - yeah I remember Dina saying that Lindsay wasn't an alcoholic, she just needed to tone her drinking down (which was why she was in rehab). That was before Lindsay turned 21 and was old enough to drink. She's a moron. But Rob is right, plenty of people have had shitty parents, you have to rise above it if you want to succeed.
Comment by DuskDevi
Rugby World Cup 2007
...maybe Dina wants to be the Joan Crawford of the 'noughties'...Mommie Dearest...
God. Lindsay's mugshot...she just looks so lost. Or vacant.
Maybe Rob should adopt her.
Comment by Andrea
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahaha ... giggle ... hahahahahahahahaha tehe
A.
Comment by Anonymous
Great post!
D. Armenta, checking in on a few friends but can't sign in..back soon.
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Andrea - it's wrong isn't it. Funny cos it's not happening to us!!!
D. - hey, good to see you. Dina Lohan and lynne Spears make me sick, the way they've pushed their daughters and live vicariously through them. That's not being a mother!!!!
Comment by Miswanderlust
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You guys crack me up! I have enjoyed this post so much. I have read it outloud with "voices". HAHAHAHA
Mis