Dina Lohan - Mum of the Year
May 8th 2008 05:41
Listen mini-Lindsay, you will stand there and do exactly as I say. I'm going to make you a star if I have to direct and produce your sex tap myself
But I'm serious! Dina Lohan was given an award for Outstanding Mother of the Year at a Long Island charity event, organised by a group called Mingling Moms.
Me thinks, the Mingling Mom's have been smoking a whole lot of waccy tabaccy! Drugs is the only reason anyone could have come up with the idea of giving Dina an award for parenting. Unless they give out awards for completely f**king up your kids life. Which I'm not discounting.
The group even gave Jennifer Lopez an award for parenting.......and she's been a mum now for about 3 months. So you know, they have pretty high standards. I'm surprised that they haven't given Michael Jackson the Father of the Year Award. Or at least a lifetime achievement award for services to small children................
Did I take that too far?????
Anyway, you get my point. Obviously, they're scraping the bottom of the barrel and the Mingling Moms are just desperately trying to get Dina onside so that she can show them how they too can exploit their children for their own personal gain.
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jennifer lopez an award for parenting after been a mother for 3 months? and probably having about a dozen nannies?
what about all those women in the third world who give birth, roll over and get back to work ploughing the fields? where's their award?
the world makes less sense everyday.
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Too bad Linzy is such a lost case.
PS: I still find it suprising that Linzy is a total lost case. I mean she looks like such a sweet girl
Anyway
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Just go ahead and get the tabloids ready for the next Lohan scandal. Loved your quote about Michael Jackson. Very Funny!
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