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Demi's Best Ever Detox Secret

March 26th 2008 04:04
demi moore and ashton kutcher
Demi and her two kids.......I mean her husband and her daughter
Welcome back everyone! I hope you all had a great Easter, and like me, ate WAYYYYYYY too many chocolate eggs (can anyone explain to me the link between Jesus dying on the cross and chocolate eggs? Cos I'm not really seeing it.......). If like me, you were an Easter pig, maybe you should consider going on a detox? I personally can't be bothered with the whole detox thing (no willpower), but good ol' Demi Moore swears by it.


To many people, stripping down, shaving your body, immersing yourself in turpentine and then letting leeches suck your blood doesn't sound like it would be fun. Or that you should pay a lot of money to have this procedure done on you. But Demi think's it's a great detox.

Then again, Demi will do just about anything in the name of staying young!

On David Letterman the other night, Demi Moore told David that she's "always been someone looking for the cutting edge of things that optimise your health and healing." And apparently while in Austria doing a cleanse, she also underwent leech therapy. Yeeech.

But before you think of heading down to your local river and sourcing some leeches for a DIY detox, it's not that simple. According to Demi they don't use just any old leech, these leeches are "highly trained medical leeches."


How does one train a leech? And what makes a medical leech different from a swamp leech? Is it the stethoscope he wears around his slimy neck?

According to Demi the leeches detoxify your blood, and she told David Letterman that she was feeling "very detoxified right now."

So there you have it, the secret to Demi's youthful appearance is leech therapy. Oh and the $400,000 she spent on full body plastic surgery a few years ago. That probably helped. Not as much as the leeches.....but still pretty helpful.

Of course, all the leeches and plastic surgery in the world won't help Demi's acting career.

One last comment before I go. How ripped off do you think Rumer Willis feels (pictured above with Demi and Ashton)? Your mum is Demi - who is a very attractive woman. Your dad is Bruce Willis - who is damn hot. And what does Rumer get? The mother of all chins! Seriously. That's a hell of a chin.


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Comment by Louie

March 26th 2008 05:42
hmmmmm not sure whether to laugh or cry..maybe ill just cry from laughter.....

Comment by Michaelie

March 26th 2008 06:03
Rumer got stiffed.

Demi is such an idiot. This sounds like she's gone back to the centuries old cure-all of bloodletting! Yeah, a leech will fix anything.

Mich

Comment by Lara M

March 26th 2008 09:59
Ewww! I think I'd rather be *intoxicated* than be leeched...!

Comment by What's Your Story?

March 26th 2008 10:07

Comment by Cibbuano

March 26th 2008 22:32
no, it's definitely possible to train leeches. In fact, I think you'll rarely meet a leech with less than a Master's degree. Leeches often go into Medicine because of parental pressure, but it's recently become acceptable to go into IT, because of the crazy Google boom.

Comment by KylieW

March 26th 2008 23:02
Louie - truly bizarre!

Micahelie - yeah I think she did too. She has such a strong resemblance to Demi.....but it's just not anywhere near as attractive as her mother! Then again, her mother is an idiot.....so perhaps that's not such a bad thing!

Lara - eeeewwwww indeed!

WYS - thanks!

Cibby - Yes, I've heard that leeches are taking over the IT industry. Crazy!! hahahahaha.....oh that made me laugh!

Comment by Mrs M

March 27th 2008 02:16
Hi Kylie,

Leeches....you know what, I'd rather have wrinkles. It doesn't even make sense. You need blood to carry nutrients around your body.

The woman's a fool.

My 4 year old son says Jesus came back to life to eat easter eggs. Wonderful catholic education he is getting there.

Love & stuff
Mrs M

Comment by KylieW

March 27th 2008 03:29
Mrs M,

HAHAHAHA.......that's my favourite explanation of the link between chocolate and Easter ever!!!!

And yes, Demi is a moron!

Kylie

Comment by Patricia 7

March 27th 2008 19:22
I wouldn't have it done. I don't like worm-like things that suck blood.

That said, the medical industry is starting to use leeches again. For real.

Comment by Lilla

March 28th 2008 02:25
Kylie,

Put me on the bench with Louie...

Lilla ...

Comment by Miswanderlust

March 28th 2008 02:56
Kylie
When I read the title of your post I thought that her best detox secret was having wild monkey sex with hot ashton.... who knew?
Mis

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