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Ewwww....He Makes My Skin Crawl

August 3rd 2007 04:03
David Gest
Is he one of the most repulsive men alive?
As if Liza Minelli's ex-husband, David Gest, wasn't already creepy enough he told Now Magazine about his lust for singer Amy Wino Winehouse.

Gest told Now:


'I'm in love with Amy Winehouse, I'd like to lick the inside of her hair, you'd probably find KFC stuck in it."

'I'd even lick that tooth that's missing by sticking my tongue in between the gap – and everyone knows I've got a good tongue."

I know, I'm sorry, I should have put a warning before posting this. Something like "Warning, Reading This Post May Cause You To Gauge Out Your Own Eyes".

Oh dear god, I think I'm going to vomit!!!

amy winehouse
The object of David's affection
Yes, Amy is a little skanky. And quite the trainwreck herself. She's been cancelling shows due to exhausting and then going out drinking. But, ewwww, gross.....nobody deserves to have David Gest in love with them.


I'm going to go and find myself a nice quiet corner now, and bang my head against a wall until I fall into a coma and no longer have to contemplate the thought of David Gest's tongue anywhere near another human's mouth........





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Comment by Bryn

August 3rd 2007 04:37
Damn!!!! Now that's deserving of a horrorphile post!!! LOL euueeegggh!! ... btw Amy Wino was so much more attractive when she was wasn't the skinny-as-all-hell bag o' bones she is now ...

Comment by David

August 3rd 2007 04:53
What chance have us thin-lipped blokes got with competition like that?

Comment by KylieW

August 3rd 2007 05:50
Bryn - yeah, that's a horror movie right there.
And you're right about Amy. She used to be HOT. Now she's skanky.

David - I cant even look at his picture....it's too traumatic!

Comment by Bryn

August 3rd 2007 06:50
He looks like he's had plastic surgery following severe burns to the face .... creeeeeepy.

Comment by Chic Critique

August 3rd 2007 07:00
YYYYYYYEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I need a shower.....blurgh!

Comment by KylieW

August 3rd 2007 07:53
Bryn - you just know he's definitely had surgery. He's very very creeepy

Chic - it's beyond wrong!

Comment by D. Armenta

August 3rd 2007 21:54
Now, now--you've got to admire that fine crop of dark nosehair the lady is sporting...

I think it's time to take the air pump out of the back of Gest's head--looks like his face is about to blow.

Comment by Tracy

August 5th 2007 03:15
They're both creepy...

Comment by Miswanderlust

August 5th 2007 03:39
Kylie
He is certainly the crypt keeper. This reminds me of the Smoking Gun article about allegations that Liza Minnelli would beat him regularly. Hmmmm not wondering what this is about. Your]Really Long Link
What a nutcase!
Mis

Comment by KylieW

August 5th 2007 23:13
D. - HAHAHAHAHAHA. Yes, his face does look like it's about to explode doesn't it.

Tracy - agree.....shudder!!! Amy Winehouse used to be so hot too before she lost all that weight and became skanky.

Mis - creepy, creepy, creepy!!!

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