Ewwww....He Makes My Skin Crawl
August 3rd 2007 04:03
As if Liza Minelli's ex-husband, David Gest, wasn't already creepy enough he told Now Magazine about his lust for singer Amy Wino Winehouse.
Gest told Now:
'I'm in love with Amy Winehouse, I'd like to lick the inside of her hair, you'd probably find KFC stuck in it."
'I'd even lick that tooth that's missing by sticking my tongue in between the gap – and everyone knows I've got a good tongue."
I know, I'm sorry, I should have put a warning before posting this. Something like "Warning, Reading This Post May Cause You To Gauge Out Your Own Eyes".
Oh dear god, I think I'm going to vomit!!!
Yes, Amy is a little skanky. And quite the trainwreck herself. She's been cancelling shows due to exhausting and then going out drinking. But, ewwww, gross.....nobody deserves to have David Gest in love with them.
I'm going to go and find myself a nice quiet corner now, and bang my head against a wall until I fall into a coma and no longer have to contemplate the thought of David Gest's tongue anywhere near another human's mouth........
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David Gest Photo Credit
Amy Winehouse Photo Credit
Gest told Now:
'I'm in love with Amy Winehouse, I'd like to lick the inside of her hair, you'd probably find KFC stuck in it."
'I'd even lick that tooth that's missing by sticking my tongue in between the gap – and everyone knows I've got a good tongue."
I know, I'm sorry, I should have put a warning before posting this. Something like "Warning, Reading This Post May Cause You To Gauge Out Your Own Eyes".
Oh dear god, I think I'm going to vomit!!!
Yes, Amy is a little skanky. And quite the trainwreck herself. She's been cancelling shows due to exhausting and then going out drinking. But, ewwww, gross.....nobody deserves to have David Gest in love with them.
I'm going to go and find myself a nice quiet corner now, and bang my head against a wall until I fall into a coma and no longer have to contemplate the thought of David Gest's tongue anywhere near another human's mouth........
Source 1
Source 2
David Gest Photo Credit
Amy Winehouse Photo Credit
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Comment by Bryn
Horrorphile
Comment by David
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
And you're right about Amy. She used to be HOT. Now she's skanky.
David - I cant even look at his picture....it's too traumatic!
Comment by Bryn
Horrorphile
Comment by Chic Critique
I need a shower.....blurgh!
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Chic - it's beyond wrong!
Comment by D. Armenta
The Florida Keys and Everglades
The Black Sheep Chronicles
What constitutes bad manners?
The male mystique
Debate Fan
L.A.M.P.
I think it's time to take the air pump out of the back of Gest's head--looks like his face is about to blow.
Comment by Tracy
Movies and Life
Comment by Miswanderlust
Killer Beats
Ramble On
Hipnotherapy
He is certainly the crypt keeper. This reminds me of the Smoking Gun article about allegations that Liza Minnelli would beat him regularly. Hmmmm not wondering what this is about. Your]Really Long Link
What a nutcase!
Mis
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Tracy - agree.....shudder!!! Amy Winehouse used to be so hot too before she lost all that weight and became skanky.
Mis - creepy, creepy, creepy!!!