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Courtney Love's Spelling Is Worse Than Lindsay Lohan's

July 23rd 2007 00:07
Courtney Love at Paris Hilton's birthday
Can she even speak english anymore?
Want to know what will happen to your brain if you spend too many years taking WAY too many drugs? Well, take a look at the most recent post on Courtney Love's MySpace page. You know,. if the government really wants to turn kids off drugs, they'll forget about those lame drug ads that are on tv and just show posts from Courtney's blog.


Here's just a sample:

HOPE TO SEE YOU AT THE ROXY AND ONE MORE THING IM AWARE AS I EXPLAIN BELOW THAT NYC WAS AN HOUR LATE , NO TMY ISSUE, I COULDVE USED AN EXTRA 15 MINUUTES BUT WOPULVGE LIVED WOUT IT I THINK TH EPUBCHING BLODDY PEOPLE FRENZY ENERGY OF NYC MADE IT AN HOUR.

IN LA WHEN THE TIME IS REVELAED AND IM GUESSING HERE 10 MAX ITS 10. ILLBLOG FOR SURE THE TIME, IVE LEARNE DTHATHE HARD WAY AND IF YOU ARENT PREPED TO WATCH THE WHOLE SET NO MATTER WHO YOUARE AND ARENT THERE ON TIME IVE GOTA SAY TOUGH, THESE SHOWS ARE ABOUT US TOO AND WE NEED YOU THERE ON TIME FOR THE WHOLE CONTEXT.
I COULD BE INCORRECT ABOUT THE TIME PEREZ OR STRYKER AT KROQ WILL LET YOU KNOW ON THE DAY, OR I WILLRETURN TO BLOG THE EXACT TIME THEN THE DOORS LOCK.

NORMALLY I WOULDNT CARE SO MUCH, BUT THESE SONGS I NEED TO KNOW WHAT WORKS AND WHERE AND THATS WHY I PLAY WITH THE SET LIST. IM SEQUENCING AS I GO. IM CUTTING AND EDITING AND BASING THINGS ON YOUR ENERGY WICH YOU HONOUR US ALL WITH. SO ROCK ON AND DONT BE LATE AND LA IS ALL ABOUT NOT BEING LATE IN THE SLIGHTEST!
CLC
READ ON AT YOUR OWN RISK.
PS. I DO NOT DRINK. I DO AND HAVE NOT TRASHED A HOTEL ROOM IN MANY MANY YEARS AND MY SEX AND PERSONAL LIFE IS BELOW THE RADAR DISCRETE, I WOULD NOT BE PHOTOGRAPHED WITH THE PERSON I AM INTIMATE WITH, SO STOP TRYING TO GUESS AND JUST ROCK WITH US.
THANKS SINCERELY FOR YOUR ENERGY LOVEL;Y FLOWERS AND KIND GIFTS. AND PLS KNOW THAT I DO NOT ENJOY PLAYING THE OLDER SONGS TOO MUCH, IM IN THEM WHEN IM PLAYING THEM , BUT SOME OF THEM UPSET ME TERRIBLY, I DO THAT FOR YOU AND IF IT COMES DOWN TO THAT I SHALL RETIRE BECAUSE I SAID THOSZE THINGS TERRIBLY WELL AND PLAYED THEM FOR YEARS, ITS NICE THAT YOU LOVE THEM, TERRIFICALLY SO, BUT THIS IS ABOUT MOVING ON WITH MY HEART AND LIFE CONDITION, THE SONGS ARE STILLTERRIFICALLY DARK AND NASTY AS THAT SEEMS TO BE MY FORTE, WHAT COMES OUT, YOU JUST HAVE NOT HEARD THEM ENOUGH YET THAT THEY EXCCITE YOU WHEN THEY COME ON, ALL ARE ACTUALLY TECHNICALLY BETTER THAN THE OLD ONES.
REMEMBER THIS RECORD TOOK A YEAR TO MAKE FOR ME THE GUYS AND LP, AND CORGAN TOO, HIS GUITAR PARTS, (33 DAYS FOR HIM) AND WHATS ON THIS RECORD IS SUPPOSED TO BE ON THERE.
ALTHOUGH I IMNAGINE YOU DONT MUCH CARE "HOW" THIS RECORD WAS MADE, ITS AMTTER OF WHAT IS VISCERAL FOR YOU, AND ID LIKE FEEDBACK ABOUT WHAT SONGS AND LYRICS AND BITS AND PARTS YOU LIKE, IT WAS MADE IN A VERY OLD FASHIONED VERY VERY TOUGHWAY, IN A WAY NOONES MADE A RECORD ( EXCEPTING THE WHITE STRIPES WHO DONT AIM QUITE SO HIGH CRAFT WISE AND ARE FAR MORE PROLIFIC THAN I AM) WHO WAS A VERY WELL KNOWN PERSON IN ALMOST DECADES, NO PRO TOOLS, ALL TUBES, NO COMPUTERS, VERY VERY FEW OVERDUBS, THAT TAKE OF PCH TOOK 54 TAKES AND THAT VOCAL IS MY VOICE 54 TAKES AND THOSE THREE GUITARS ARE THE 54TH TAKE AND THAT PIANO PART IS THE 54TH TAKE AND ITS "LIVE" IN A VERY OLD SCHOOL WAY, WICH MEANS NOTHING UNLESS IT PERSONALLY MOVES YOU SINCE YOU ARE THE IMPORTANT PERSON IN THIS EQUASION.
IT WAS NEITHER WHIM NOR CONTRIVANCE THAT CREATED THE FORM USED TO MAKE THIS RECORD, IT WAS LITERALLY THE ONLY WAY I COULD BE IN THE MOMENT AND JUST LIKE I DID THREE MONTHS OF VOX ON C SKIN AND WHAT WAS USED WAS 98% THE VERY FIRST GUIDE VOCAL TAKES SINCE THAT WAS WHEBN I CARED THE MOST ABOUT THE SONG ITS THE WAY THAT WORKS FOR ME. THE MICROPPHONE KNOWS IM ACTING , IMA "ONE TAKE WONDER" THAT WAY, ON THE TAKE WHERE EVERYONE HAS THE VIBE IS IN THE POCKET AND THE MOJO IS CRAWLING THATS THE ONE MY SOUL GUTS OUT ON.....PER THE REST OF THIS BLOG ITS BARELY ENGLISH.
PT 1 OVER
COURTS


Never thought I'd see the day that someone could make Lindsay Lohan's ramblings seem like Shakespeare!
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Comment by Aimzster

July 23rd 2007 02:25
ommeeeguud...i theenk i jus drupd tenn eyequ poeents reeding herr powst.

Comment by Bryn

July 23rd 2007 03:01
I reckon Francis Bean has more beans than her mama.

Comment by DuskDevi

July 23rd 2007 03:49

ITS AMTTER OF WHAT IS VISCERAL FOR YOU
Obviously Courtney wrote this viscerally rather than with reason...and whose "energy" is she thanking?

Comment by KylieW

July 23rd 2007 03:56
Aimzter - hehehehe, me too!!

Bryn - it wouldn't be hard. Most of Courts marbles came loose many years ago!!

Dusk - who knows????

Comment by Chic Critique

July 23rd 2007 11:36
That hurts. The lack of punctuation only extends it's sense of rambling and incoherence.

Jeez man. Crook.

Comment by Miswanderlust

July 24th 2007 02:04
Kylie
So sad.... so incoherent. Is she in rehab again? That would explain the rambling and the spelling.
Mis

Comment by KylieW

July 24th 2007 02:38
Chic - it's not good at all!

Mis - no she's not, but I think she needs to be. Have you seen pics of her lately? She's very very thin at the moment.....painfully so. Courtney's thin phases usually coincide with her drug taking phases.

Comment by Miswanderlust

July 24th 2007 02:46
Kylie
I did see a picture of her and she looked heroin not chic.
Mis

Comment by KylieW

July 24th 2007 04:07
Mis - yeah, that was my thought too. I hope she gets herself under control. I actually like Courtney. She's seem bat-shit crazy, but i figure if you've survived what she has you're entitled to be a little nuts.

Comment by Miswanderlust

July 24th 2007 04:13
Kylie
I really like her too (crazy or not!)
Mis

Comment by Stanley

July 24th 2007 12:05
i shouldn't laugh because i go through brain freeze moments where i forget to spell properly. what's worse is that i am a so-called university student!

Comment by KylieW

July 24th 2007 23:23
Stanley - oh sure we all go through that. But hopefully you're generally coherant!!

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