What Jessica Simpson is Doing This Weekend
September 22nd 2006 00:52
So, what are you up to this weekend? Is it going to be a full-on weekend of partying and socialising, or a quite one filled with relaxation? Whatever it is you're up to, I'm sure it'll be great fun. After all, it's a weekend, and who doesn't love the weekend.
Have you ever wondered what celebrities get up to on the weekend? Some have exciting times, others seem to keep quiet. Well, my sources have given me the low-down on what some of our favourite celebs will be up to this weekend (okay, so by sources, I mean.....I made it up....but hey, it could happen!).
Here's Jessica Simpson's plans for Saturday
Morning - watch cartoons and music videos on the couch while eating ice cream for breakfast and crying when my new song Holiday, I mean, A Public Affair doesn't even get played.
Mid-morning - order a pizza. Call Nick and hang up when he answers. Repeat this about 25 times.
Lunch - Friend chicken, and lots of it. Followed by several hours of calling girlfriends to complain about weight, album, Nick.
Afternoon - Shopping!! When clothes don't fit, console myself with chocolate and chips.
Night time - Burger and fries, followed by 4 bottles of champagne and clubbing. Request A Public Affair at every club we go to and cry when every DJ refuses.
3am - leave clubs, stop by McDonalds for a Big Mac, 6 nuggets, large fries, large coke and a chocolate sundae. Get home and pass out in bed.
Hmmm, Jess's plans look a little different to Nick Lachey's plans for Saturday:
Morning - Make sweet, sweet love to Vanessa. Lay in bed watching music videos on the tv. See my music video. Am so pleased, I wake Vanessa for round 2!
Mid-Morning - Spend 3 hours working out, showering, shaving, tanning, and generally inspecting self for any possible flaws.
Lunchtime - Drop into the studio to take a look at the casting process for the dancing girls in my next video. Make sure that all chicks are at least as good looking as Jessica, but don't have better hair than me.
Dinner - Take Vanessa out to dinner at the hottest restaurant in town. Followed by drinking and dancing at all the hottest clubs. Call ahead to make sure Jessica isn't at any of the clubs. Request my new song at every club and dance wildly when every DJ plays it.
3am - Carry Vanessa out of club and pour her into the car. Stagger home for some drunken 'lovin and pass out.
Whew, I wonder what Sunday will bring for them all???
Have you ever wondered what celebrities get up to on the weekend? Some have exciting times, others seem to keep quiet. Well, my sources have given me the low-down on what some of our favourite celebs will be up to this weekend (okay, so by sources, I mean.....I made it up....but hey, it could happen!).
Here's Jessica Simpson's plans for Saturday
Morning - watch cartoons and music videos on the couch while eating ice cream for breakfast and crying when my new song Holiday, I mean, A Public Affair doesn't even get played.
Mid-morning - order a pizza. Call Nick and hang up when he answers. Repeat this about 25 times.
Lunch - Friend chicken, and lots of it. Followed by several hours of calling girlfriends to complain about weight, album, Nick.
Afternoon - Shopping!! When clothes don't fit, console myself with chocolate and chips.
Night time - Burger and fries, followed by 4 bottles of champagne and clubbing. Request A Public Affair at every club we go to and cry when every DJ refuses.
3am - leave clubs, stop by McDonalds for a Big Mac, 6 nuggets, large fries, large coke and a chocolate sundae. Get home and pass out in bed.
Hmmm, Jess's plans look a little different to Nick Lachey's plans for Saturday:
Morning - Make sweet, sweet love to Vanessa. Lay in bed watching music videos on the tv. See my music video. Am so pleased, I wake Vanessa for round 2!
Mid-Morning - Spend 3 hours working out, showering, shaving, tanning, and generally inspecting self for any possible flaws.
Lunchtime - Drop into the studio to take a look at the casting process for the dancing girls in my next video. Make sure that all chicks are at least as good looking as Jessica, but don't have better hair than me.
Dinner - Take Vanessa out to dinner at the hottest restaurant in town. Followed by drinking and dancing at all the hottest clubs. Call ahead to make sure Jessica isn't at any of the clubs. Request my new song at every club and dance wildly when every DJ plays it.
3am - Carry Vanessa out of club and pour her into the car. Stagger home for some drunken 'lovin and pass out.
Whew, I wonder what Sunday will bring for them all???
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