Celebrity Gossip Update
January 1st 2007 23:11
First up, I have to say HAPPY NEW YEAR to everyone! I hope everyone had a great new years eve.
I've had trouble getting to the internet over the last couple of weeks and have been desperately missing my celebrity gossip! So, here's a quick run-down of the celebrity goings on in the last week or so:
- Julie Roberts is pregnant again - I hope she comes up with a better name for this kid than the twins....Phinnaeus - what kind of name is that? The poor boy is going to get beaten up a lot at school.
- Britney Spears told Paris Hilton that she didn't want to be seen in public with her anymore because of the damage to her reputation - then she went out wearing a lace dress over a pink bra and undies that covered nothing, screwed her boyfriend in the bathroom and spent the rest of the night in the club wearing only the new boyfriends shirt and tie. Yep, severing ties with Paris has definitely helped Britney to not be a skank.
- Rosie O'Donnell & Donald Trump are still fighting - does anyone care? Nope.
- Joel Madden and Nicole Richie went to the movies, one of the first official dates they've been spotted on - I wonder if Joel fed Nicole anything?
- Tara Reid is holidaying in St Barts..........her corrective surgery to fix up her botched lipo on her stomach hasn't worked....it's pretty ugly! Click here to see for yourself if you don't believe me
- Lindsay Lohan showed how much respect she has for strippers after a pole dancing class by sending an email referring to them all as whores and c*nts. Read the email here.
- Lindsay then spent 3 hours pole dancing with a bunch of strippers and apologised for calling them whores. Now she loves strippers! Of course, there are some who would say that Lindsay Lohan is just a whore who doesn't get paid......but I would never say something so crass.
Whew, now I'm up to date. My hands have stopped shaking from the withdrawal and I'm feeling much more relaxed!
I've had trouble getting to the internet over the last couple of weeks and have been desperately missing my celebrity gossip! So, here's a quick run-down of the celebrity goings on in the last week or so:
- Julie Roberts is pregnant again - I hope she comes up with a better name for this kid than the twins....Phinnaeus - what kind of name is that? The poor boy is going to get beaten up a lot at school.
- Britney Spears told Paris Hilton that she didn't want to be seen in public with her anymore because of the damage to her reputation - then she went out wearing a lace dress over a pink bra and undies that covered nothing, screwed her boyfriend in the bathroom and spent the rest of the night in the club wearing only the new boyfriends shirt and tie. Yep, severing ties with Paris has definitely helped Britney to not be a skank.
- Joel Madden and Nicole Richie went to the movies, one of the first official dates they've been spotted on - I wonder if Joel fed Nicole anything?
- Tara Reid is holidaying in St Barts..........her corrective surgery to fix up her botched lipo on her stomach hasn't worked....it's pretty ugly! Click here to see for yourself if you don't believe me
- Lindsay Lohan showed how much respect she has for strippers after a pole dancing class by sending an email referring to them all as whores and c*nts. Read the email here.
- Lindsay then spent 3 hours pole dancing with a bunch of strippers and apologised for calling them whores. Now she loves strippers! Of course, there are some who would say that Lindsay Lohan is just a whore who doesn't get paid......but I would never say something so crass.
Whew, now I'm up to date. My hands have stopped shaking from the withdrawal and I'm feeling much more relaxed!
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Comment by Andrea
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Happy New Year.
A.H.
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Hope 2007 brings lots of good things your way (well, we already know 1 good thing is on it's way....I'm just on my way over to see your pic of Little Blog).
Comment by Adrian
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Dunno who leaks celebrity e-mails online...
Comment by KylieW
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Comment by Nina
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Lindsay needs to learn some new words to describe people
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Norm, from Equal & Opposites, has been checking out Farrah Faucet's plumbing.
Comment by KylieW
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Joe Blogg - well now, THAT is newsworthy!! haha.
Comment by DuskDevi
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I think that Julia should name the child Quasi...
(damn I hope I got the husband's surname right!)
Lindsay should join a blog site.
much fun KW...
Dusk