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Michael Jackson
Oh yeah, I'm sure that this suit will make it into MJ's clothing range
The only person in the world who can make Britney Spears look sane and normal, Michael Jackson, has come up with a new way to earn some much needed cash. When his first plan, to open a chain of Child Care Centre's didn't seem to get off the ground, Mikey decided he'd become a clothing designer.


That's right, the man responsible for many of us you walking around wearing just one sequined glove in the 80's, is going to design a range of clothes. There are few details about what the range will look like or consist of, all that's known so far is that he'll be working with Christian Audiger from Ed Hardy on the range.

Michael is hoping that his clothing line will be a big success and pull him out of his financial woes. He almost lost his Neverland Ranch, but lucked out when the foreclosure auction was cancelled.

Michael Jackson
Every man should own a white rhinestone studded jacket.....
Seriously.....clothing? Michael may be a lot of things, but a man of style isn't one of them. Freak and a paedophile.....sure. Fashionable......not so much.


Poor old Michael has sunk so low these days that he even cancelled a scheduled guest spot on American Idol due to stage fright. Oh how far he has fallen............

On another note, I would like to quickly thank those who have left comments on my posts. Unfortunately due to starting a new job I'm doing my posts late at night and future posting them and just haven't had a chance to do much reading or commenting of my own. So please don't think I'm being a rude cow (I mean, I am. But it's not on purpose, and that's what counts!!!!).

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NME
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Oprah Winfrey
She's gonna get a black man elected President of the US......that's a serious amount of power she holds!
Forbes have released their annual list of the 100 Most Powerful Celebrities. And once again, the list was topped by the woman Barrack Obama will be thanking for putting him in the White House soon......Oprah Winfrey.

The Top Ten includes:

1. Oprah Winfrey
2. Tiger Woods - really? I mean sure the dude's a good golfer but is he really powerful?
3. Angelina Jolie - well we all know she rules Brad!
4. Beyonce Knowles - I don't think so!!
5. David Beckham - oh please. You got the wrong "P" word. He's pretty, not powerful.
6. Johnny Depp
7. Jay-Z - now tell me why the man who is responsible for the current career success of both Beyonce and Rihanna is rated lower than Beyonce herself????
8. The Police - well, that reunion tour certainly made em' rich. Though surely the desire for power is beneath Sting.
9. J.K Rowling - well she single-handedly got kids (and adults) reading again. She also made $300M last year..........that's impressive!
10. Brad Pitt - yep, we knew it was Angelina that wore the pants in that relationship!

Other notable inclusions in the list were:

17. Jennifer Aniston - why??? Give me one good reason??? Cos I can't think of any.
21. Madonna - not bad for a popstar who is going on 50yrs of age. I bet it kills her that she's not in the Top 20 though.
28 Celine Dion - you know they only put her in there because she threatened to stay at the Forbes offices for a week singing that f**king song from Titanic at them if they didn't put her on the list.
31. Tom Cruise - once the most powerful man in Hollywood. Still the nuttiest.
50. Spice Girls - yep, reunion tours are good for getting people to remember you're still alive. They should be off the list completely next year as they fade back into the obscurity they deserve (no girls, I REALLY haven't forgiven you for cancelling your Australian shows on your World Tour US/UK Tour).
53. Bon Jovi - Oh, are they even making music anymore? Why not just put The Grateful Dead on the list too???
82. Judd Apatow - is it just me, or should the man responsible for The 40 Yr old Virgin, Knocked Up and Super Bad be rated lower than Bon Jovi in terms of power????
95. Gordon Ramsay - mmmmm......Gordon.....of course he thinks the Forbes list is a f**king load of f**king sh*t you stupid f**king morons!!! God I love Gordon.

Can you believe that Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian didn't make the list? Weird. I was sure they'd score top ten positions!!

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Forbes - Top 100


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Tori Spelling
Do we really need any more Spelling's to be bought into the world???
The world welcomed one more wealthy, brainless socialite to be on Monday when Tori Spelling gave birth to her 2nd child, Stella Doreen McDermott. Tori and her husband Dean McDermott already have a 1yr old son Liam.

The shallow end of the gene pool just got a little more crowded...............

In other B-Grade Celebrity baby news, it's just been announced that Vin Diesel and his girlfriend Paloma Jimenez had a baby girl way back on April 2nd. Good thing he was so desperate for a role took an opportunity to broaden his acting skills by taking on the role in the movie Pacifier. He probably picked up heaps of good parenting tips from that movie.

Poor Vin......you know your star just doesn't shine as bright when we know about Tori Spelling giving birth within days of the event, and someone just remembers to ask whether your girlfriend ever did give birth two months after the event.

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People - Tori Spelling Has a Girl
People - Vin Diesel Becomes a Father
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Kevin Federline
Would you trust your kids to this man?
Prive, a Las Vegas nightclub, will award the title of Father of the Year to Kevin Federline on June 13th during a party that he will be hosting there.

This is the 2nd time in 6 months that K-Fed has been given this mantle. In November last year Details Magazine named both Kevin Federline, and father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter Dannielynn, Larry Birkhead as Fathers of the Year. Seriously, these were the two dude's that they thought were better Dad's than anyone else????? What, Alec Baldwin was busy that week


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Yes, that's right I'm going on holidays for the next 3 weeks. I have just finished up my job (and am now looking for another one). But more importantly, I'm off to Thailand for some fun in the sun (and fun in the dark too..........).

Whenever I get a chance I will endeavour to stop by an internet cafe and write a post. But I can't make any promises..........typing a post is a whole lot harder after you've imbibed 14 margarita's. I don't know why, it just is


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Tom Cruise dot com.

May 7th 2008 05:31
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
All I wanted was to have my own Facebook page, but nooooooo......that's not good enough for you Tom, you have to go one better don't you?



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Beyonce is Pregnant

May 1st 2008 08:55
Beyonce and Jay Z
First comes love, then comes.....er knocked up?
Halle Berry, Christina Aguilera, Nicole Richie, J-Lo, Jessica Alba, Angelina Jolie, AND.......................... Beyonce Knowles. That's right, according to celebrity gossip site, Hollyscoop, Beyonce has joined the ranks of the recently impregnanted women in Hollywood.

According to a source who spoke exclusively with Hollyscoop, the Destiny's Child singer is 100% pregnant, which is the reason for Beyonce and Jay-Z's rushed marriage last month - as Beyonce has very strong Christian beliefs...........though obviously not strong enough to encompass no sex before marriage eh


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Sorry for the lack of posts recently folks. What can I say, I've had the week from hell and haven't had a minute free (getting screwed over really takes up a lot of time!). Anyway, we won't dwell on my misfortunes........rather, lets look at others! Oh yeah......

Lordy, Gary Coleman's marriage lasted less time than my recent job. Poor old Gary and his 22 year old bride, who wed in August last year are divorcing. In a very classy move, the two are going to appear in upcoming episodes of Divorce Court, to have their proceedings heard


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Gwyneth Paltrow Was Depressed

April 17th 2008 07:17
Gwyneth Paltrow
Instead of feeling joy at the birth of her son, Gwyneth felt pessimistic...........
Gwyneth Paltrow has revealed to Us Magazine that she suffered from post natal depression after the birth of her second child, son Moses.

Paltrow tells Us that she "didn't know I had it until it was over", saying that she felt very disconnected and 'out of body'. According to Gwyneth, she just felt "really down" and "pessimistic


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Britney To Release Video Diaries

April 16th 2008 04:57
Britney Spears
Tell us what you really think Brit
Tinseltown is buzzing with rumours that Britney Spears is going to release her own personal video diaries of the last 6 months. The diaries supposedly started as a form of therapy for Britney, and show footage of her:

- Ranting about her family and friends (you know, those ones who made her go to rehab and conveniently ignored the fact that she was obviously mental


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Love Is In The Air

April 11th 2008 00:27
Is it Valentine's Day again and someone forgot to tell me???? Cos Celeb-land is completely loved up right now. I think someone has slipped a love potion into the water supply over there! From new couples to old couples redeclaring their love for one another, it looks as though everyone's been bitten by the love bug (which I suppose is better than being bitten by the monkey in Outbreak). Don't believe me? Read this loved up list:

Benji Madden and Paris Hilton
Note from Paris: I love Benji almost as much as I love myself
Paris Hilton and Benji Madden Are Dating
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Dita Von Teese's Porn Past

April 3rd 2008 03:37
Dita Von Teese
Oh yes, I've been naughty. I need to be spanked!
Wow, imagine how shocked I was to read this morning, that Dita Von Teese appeared in a lesbian fetish porn movie in 1999! A former stripper, ending up in a porno???? Gosh, who would have thought???

Yes folks, Dita has a secret past. In 1999 she starred in the flick, Pin Ups two where she is spanked and pleasured by two women. Dita also gets involved in a little girl-on-girl-on-shoe action! Yes, in this flick, these girls REALLY love shoes


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Heather Mills
Sir Paul might have bought the money to their marriage, but Heather bought the CRAZY!
I just don't get it. This poor woman has been vilified around the world. And what did she do to deserve it? She fell in love with Sir Paul McCartney. With the man. Not his money. She endured Sir Paul's overbearing ways and abuse. She put her career on hold to further Sir Pauls. And what did she get in return? The hate of the world. And barely enough money from Sir Paul's estate to raise her daughter.

That's why I fully support Heather's decision to call in Forensic Accountants to reasses Sir Paul McCartney's financial worth. Poor old Heather was only awarded $57M(AUD). Certainly not a sump to jump for joy over - well she can hardly afford to buy a new leg if she damages this one jumping around foolishly can she? The judge in her divorce case pronounced that Paul was worth on 400 million pounds


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P. Diddy's New Taxi Service

March 13th 2008 23:07
Happy bloody hot Friday dear readers. Sorry for the radio silence, I forgot to post that I would be away most of this week. But now I'm back to let you know what's going on in celebrity land.

Lindsay Lohan passed out in her car on Memorial Day
Help me Puffy, you're the only one who can......
Sean-Puff Daddy- Diddy-P. Diddy Combs is planning a new business venture. And no it's not a new clothing line, or remarkably gay perfume line. It's a new celebrity car service that will pick up drunk celebrities after a hard night of partying


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