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Madonna is Demanding......Who Knew???

November 12th 2008 05:27
Madonnas demands to Guy Ritchie
Madonna very reasonable demands of Guy Ritchie
The UK's Daily Mail, is reporting that Guy Ritchie has finally had a chance to spend time with his sons, Rocco and David as the children arrived in London. But of course, when you are estranged from possibly the biggest diva on the planet, you can be sure that having custody of your children isn't as simple as you'd think.


It seems Diva-Madge is still asserting her control by issuing a list of demands that Guy has to comply with while he has the children. So, what are her demands? That the kids should be in bed by 8? That she'd prefer it if he didn't let the kids watch porn? Er....no. Her demands are just a little stranger, more demanding and odd.........just as you'd expect from her.

Her demands include:
- No watching of tv, reading of newspapers or watching dvd's
- The kids must follow a macrobiotic diet (vegetarian) with no processed or refined foods
- The kids can only drink Kaballah blessed water (I'm not sure why water that is blessed by a made up religion is better for you than regular water.....but we won't worry about that!)
- At bedtime Guy should read the children the English Rose books Madonna wrote.

Geez, wouldn't it be fun being Madonna's children. No wonder the woman looks so f**king miserable all the time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Of course, Madge might like to think about being a little nicer to Guy. After all, she supposedly wants to make her base in LA. And she can't take the children with her unless Guy or the English courts permit her to do so.

Note to Guy Ritchie - take the miserable biyatch for everything she's got. She owes you. You used to be able to make movies before you started sleeping with Madonna.

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Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Manson
Gee and I really thought it was true love this time.....
21 year old Evan Rachel Wood has finally come to her senses and dumped her 39 yr old has-been shock rocker boyfriend, Marilyn Manson.

Aw shucks, and I really thought this one was going to last....................

So why did Evan dump Marilyn?

Is it because she got sick of people assuming that Evan was the male and Marilyn the female in the relationship?

Is it because she finally realised that she'd been sleeping with a disgusting freak for 2 years and she still wasn't any more famous than she was before she met him?

Is it because she got tired of being with a man who took longer than she did to put on his make up?

Rather, it seems that Evan decided that Marilyn wasn't the man for her after he tried to kick her brother out of her house!!! Evan's unemployed brother Ira was living in the pair's guest house at Evan's home when Marilyn decided he'd had enough of his freeloading and tried to kick him out.

Ooops! See that's what happens when you're dating a teenager Marilyn. They get so emotional about little things like kicking their family members out of their house!

I'd say that Evan Rachel Wood has done a good thing by dumping Manson. However, I'm so disturbed that the moron spent 2 years with this pretentious has-been who desperately hopes that his crappy make up and weird contact lenses will distract listeners from the fact that his music is basically a steaming pile of crap, that in fact I hope she fades into the obscurity she deserves. Honestly, when your taste in men has people suddenly thinking that maybe Britney Spears' exes didn't seem so bad, it's time to enter a convent and stop trying to desperately to be noticed!!!!


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Jennifer Hudson
Jennifer Hudson in happier times....
As if things weren't bad enough for Jennifer Hudson and her family, it was confirmed yesterday that the body of her 7 year old nephew, who has been missing since the bodies of her mother and brother were found, has been found and identified.

The car that police had been trying to locate since the murders was discovered on Chicago's west side yesterday afternoon by a local resident. When police arrived on the scene, the body of a young boy was in the back of the car. Authorities have confirmed that the body was that of Julian King.

The 7 year old appears to have been shot a number of times. A suspect, William Balfour the estranged husband of Jennifer's mother, is currently in police custody.

The bodies of Jennifer's mother, Julia and her brother Darnell were discovered last Friday afternoon. Hudson's nephew, Julian has been missing since.

Hudson announced a $100,000 reward on Sunday for the return of her nephew, unfortunately it failed to bring the youngster home alive.

Christ, who the hell shoots a 7 year old?????

Celebrity certainly isn't a guarantee of happily ever after is it. Hopefully the media at least has some respect and leaves the Hudson family alone to grieve.

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Quote of the Day!

October 13th 2008 05:37
Outspoken wife of Ozzy Osborne, Sharon Osborne has inspired me today with her comments recently on tv show Chelsea Lately. Mrs Osborne gets quote of the day with her comment on Nicole Kidman's overly botoxed brow:

"Nicole Kidman's forehead looks like a fucking flatscreen TV!"
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Paul Newman - A Hollywood Icon

September 29th 2008 09:25
Paul Newman
Paul Newman in his motor racing days. A true Hollywood great who will be missed
It was with sadness that I returned from a week-long tour of regional Victoria with work last weekend to hear that Hollywood Icon, Paul Newman had lost his battle with cancer and died at the age of 83.

The 10-time Academy Award nominee died Friday at age 83, surrounded by family and close friends at his Westport farmhouse following a long battle with cancer, publicist Jeff Sanderson said Saturday.

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A Dog Eat Dog World

September 19th 2008 04:22
Paris HIlton
Paris' pets have to beware of vicious, blood thirsty jackals........and coyote's!
In sad news today, Paris Hilton is mourning the loss of two of her pets. It was reported by x-17online earlier today that two of Paris' dogs were eaten by Coyote's.

The incident happened at the heiress Hollywood Hills home. Apparently it's not unusual for pets to be killed by the many coyotes that roam the area and often find themselves in people's backyards


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It's Official.....Nicole is Overrated

September 11th 2008 07:06
If, like me, you've often wondered the big deal is about Nicole Kidman, you'll be pleased to find out that according to Forbes magazine she really isn't all that great.

Forbes Magazine have released their 2nd list of WORST value actors and actresses. The salaries of Hollywood's stars were analysed along with the revenues from their last 3 films to calculate a return on investment


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Could MTv Be Any More Pathetic??

September 9th 2008 04:17
Britney Spears
Brit at the VMAs. At least this year she looks like she knows what her name is.....
Okay, so hopefully today after I’ve spent an hour writing a post, I won’t then close the internet explorer I’m working in and lose all my work like I did yesterday (before promptly throwing a massive tantrum and walking away from the laptop before I threw it through the window).

Anyway, unless you’ve been living under a rock then you know that the 25th MTv Video Music Awards were held the other night. Don't even get me started on the fact that the VMA's made it into the nightly news on pretty much every commercial channel in Australia (c'mon, it's not even a real awards show


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David Duchovny
It's not my fault.....I'm addicted to sex
X-Files star, David Duchovny, has entered rehab for a sex addiction!

In a statement to People.com, Duchovny said


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Hot damn, after a week and a half of being close to death with Avian flu or SARS, it seems that I've come back from the dead (okay, so it wasn't SARS....it was still the worst flu I've ever had in my life!) and am ready to find out what the hell has been happening in celebrity land.

First up, it's Family Fight Time


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Lindsay Defends Little Sister

August 18th 2008 02:27
Ali Lohan
Well she's wearing WAY too much make up......but her boobs seem to look real to me
Apparently there have been rumours in the US that the 14 year old sister of Lindsay Lohan, Ali has had breast implants - well if ever there was a family that would advocate a 14 yr old getting implants it would be the Lohans - and it's made Lindsay angry, angry, angry.

The reformed boozer jumped onto her MySpace page to let everyone know what she thinks about the speculation regarding little Ali's boobies


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Baby Pic Bonanza

August 4th 2008 05:54
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie People cover
I know a picture is worth a thousand words, but $20M???
Are the millions of dollars that magazines pay celeb's for their baby pictures really worth it? People and Hello! paid a reported $20M for exclusive rights to the photo's of Brad and Angelina's twins Knox and Vivienne.

$20 MILLION. Will People really sell an extra $20M worth of magazines?? I find it hard to believe


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Matthew Broderick Cheated on SJP!

July 24th 2008 09:49
Sarah Jessica Parker
She may have gotten the guy in the movie, but will she keep him in real life?
She may have lived happily ever after at the end of the Sex and the City Movie, but real life may not follow the same pattern for Sarah Jessica Parker with the story being reported that her husband Matthew Broderick cheated on her.

Broderick has apparently refused to deny claims that he cheated on his wife with a 25 yr old youth worker. It's rumoured that the affair carried on for about 4 months while SJP was filming Sex and the City movie. SJP reportedly realised that her man had a woman on the side in February


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Selma Hayek Calls Off Engagement

July 21st 2008 09:42
Selma Hayek
She's single again boys......
Whew! Sorry for the break in transmission folks. I started a new job last week and have spent a week and a half on the road........but now I'm back and am ready to start sniffing out celebrity gossip!

Selma Hayek and her billionaire fiance Francois-Henri Pinault have officially called off their engagement. Selma's rep issued the following statement


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