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Britney Spears
I'm not crazy y'all, I just got me really bad taste in men.........
Howdy folks! Sorry for the lack of posts this week (it was my turn to get the killer flu that's circulating). So, what have I missed while I've been delirious with pain and fever?


Well, it appears that relatively sane.....for now, Britney Spears has a new boyfriend. No. Make that an old boyfriend!

That's right folks, everyone's favourite papparazzo, Adnan Ghalib. According to TMZ, Adnan has been managing to sweet talk his way into the gated community where Britney is kept snug as a bug in her favourite straight jacket living with her father, Jamie. While TMZ can't confirm if Adnan and Brit are still together, they claim the couple have been texting one another......mostly complaining about Jamie's attempts to keep the couple apart.

Ahhh, it's just like Romeo and Juliet isn't it? Well, if Juliet was a mentally ill, rich redneck and Romeo was work-shy giggolo looking for a rich mental patient to keep him in the style that he was going to become accustomed to.

I look forward to seeing this love story told in all it's glory in a movie of the week special.

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Rikki Rockett of Poison
Yeah baby, I'm no rapist!!!!!!!
While not as famous as his counterparts such as Brett Michaels and CC DeVille, any true 80's bogan (like myself) will instantly recognise the name Rikki Rockett. He was after all the drummer for glam rock band, Poison (and in my opinion, the hottest of them all........what can I say, I've always had a thing for drummers!).


Rikki made the news earlier this year for all the wrong reasons (and when I say "news", I obviously mean that only people who forego real news to dig into what has-been stars have been up to heard about it) when he was arrested on charges of rape. It was alleged that Rikki raped a woman at the Silver Star Casino in Mississippi.

The incident never moved to court proceedings and Rikki has since been cleared of all charges when it was proven that he wasn't even in the state of Mississippi at the time of the alleged rape.

As it turned out, a man by the name of John Minskoff apparently told the woman that he was Rikki Rockett in order to have sex with her. It then appears that the woman and her husband, believing that the woman had sex with Rikki claimed she was raped and were attempting to extort money from him in. Nice.

Note to woman pressing charges - if you're going to file bogus rape charges against someone you should try to ascertain that the man you are alleging raped you is A - who he says he is and B - was actually at least in the same state as you were at the time. Just a tip. Also, if you were looking for your 15 mins of fame........the former drummer of Poison isn't exactly going to catapult you into the stratosphere honey!

Rikki, being the classy kind of guy he is (dudes who were known more for their hair and make up than their music are always known for their class..........though don't even think of dissing Poison......I bloody loved their music) has decided to celebrate by throwing a "Hey I Might Be A Nobody Now, But At Least I'm Not A Rapist Party" okay, so I might have invented the name of his soiree.

CLICK HERE to see the flyer for Rikki's Exoneration Party and Ride. All proceeds from the event are being donated to Centurion Ministries who works to help free people who are incarcerated for crimes they did not commit.

So, I guess there's nothing holding Poison back now from doing what every other 80's band is currently doing - reuniting for a World Tour. They could probably use the cash.

On a more serious note. I have to tell you that this story actually makes me really angry. It's dumbass bitches like this girl who falsely accused Rikki of raping her that means that true victims of rape are often met with skepticism and treated as though they are the ones to blame. Crying rape isn't something you do to get famous or get back at someone who dumped or rejected you. It's serious shit and people who falsely claim it should be f**king ashamed of themselves and have to face some kind of punishment for it.

Okay.......rant over.

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KNAC.com
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Jamie Lynn Spears
I'm pretty sure that the next Nobel Prize winner is incubating inside Jamie Lynn!
Yes folks, the shallow end of the gene pool just got a little more crowded today with the news that 17 yr old Jamie Lynn Spears has given birth to a baby girl.

Jamie Lynn gave birth in Mississippi to a little girl, named Maddie, weighing in at 7lbs 11 ounces.

17 yr old Jame Lynn is engaged to the father of her child, Casey Aldridge, however the couple have postponed the wedding until after the birth of their child (I think we all know the pregnancy will have lasted longer than their marriage will).

Britney and her father Jamie arrived in Louisiannaon Wednesday to support Jamie Lynn as she got ready to give birth.

Lets wish Jamie Lynn and her new daughter Maddie all the best. And we look forward to seeing her acting debut next month, and I'm sure that she'll have an album released before the end of the year (Jamie Lynn has learned a WHOLE lot from her mother!).

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Us Magazine
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I've never really managed to get a good grasp on Nicole Kidman. First there's that over-botoxed frozen face. She also comes across as very cold and icy. Yet, she famously called up Triple J when she heard Will Anderson bagging her on the radio. She had told him the next time she was in Australia that they would catch up for coffee, however Will had seen her the night before on the tv visiting sick kids in hospital in Sydney and yet no phone call.

Less than 5 mins after the conversation, Nicole Kidman actually called through to the radio station and extended her offer of coffee to Will Anderson. That tells me that she might possibly have a sense of humour. Yet, I just can't see it


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Jessicca Simpson
Real Girls Eat Tofu just didn't have the same ring to it....
Is it just me, or does PETA really need to get a sense of humour???? Jessica Simpson was pictured this weekend wearing her Real Girls Eat Meat t-shirt, and as one might imagine, the knee-jerk,-just-looking-for-a -reason-to-hate-someone folks over at PETA have decided that Jessica Simpson is of course evil incarnate to promote the evil virtues of a carnivore diet.

Here's a sample of PETA's response


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Michael Jackson
Oh yeah, I'm sure that this suit will make it into MJ's clothing range
The only person in the world who can make Britney Spears look sane and normal, Michael Jackson, has come up with a new way to earn some much needed cash. When his first plan, to open a chain of Child Care Centre's didn't seem to get off the ground, Mikey decided he'd become a clothing designer.

That's right, the man responsible for many of us you walking around wearing just one sequined glove in the 80's, is going to design a range of clothes. There are few details about what the range will look like or consist of, all that's known so far is that he'll be working with Christian Audiger from Ed Hardy on the range


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Oprah Winfrey
She's gonna get a black man elected President of the US......that's a serious amount of power she holds!
Forbes have released their annual list of the 100 Most Powerful Celebrities. And once again, the list was topped by the woman Barrack Obama will be thanking for putting him in the White House soon......Oprah Winfrey.

The Top Ten includes:
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Tori Spelling
Do we really need any more Spelling's to be bought into the world???
The world welcomed one more wealthy, brainless socialite to be on Monday when Tori Spelling gave birth to her 2nd child, Stella Doreen McDermott. Tori and her husband Dean McDermott already have a 1yr old son Liam.

The shallow end of the gene pool just got a little more crowded


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Kevin Federline
Would you trust your kids to this man?
Prive, a Las Vegas nightclub, will award the title of Father of the Year to Kevin Federline on June 13th during a party that he will be hosting there.

This is the 2nd time in 6 months that K-Fed has been given this mantle. In November last year Details Magazine named both Kevin Federline, and father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter Dannielynn, Larry Birkhead as Fathers of the Year. Seriously, these were the two dude's that they thought were better Dad's than anyone else????? What, Alec Baldwin was busy that week


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Yes, that's right I'm going on holidays for the next 3 weeks. I have just finished up my job (and am now looking for another one). But more importantly, I'm off to Thailand for some fun in the sun (and fun in the dark too..........).

Whenever I get a chance I will endeavour to stop by an internet cafe and write a post. But I can't make any promises..........typing a post is a whole lot harder after you've imbibed 14 margarita's. I don't know why, it just is


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Tom Cruise dot com.

May 7th 2008 05:31
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
All I wanted was to have my own Facebook page, but nooooooo......that's not good enough for you Tom, you have to go one better don't you?



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Beyonce is Pregnant

May 1st 2008 08:55
Beyonce and Jay Z
First comes love, then comes.....er knocked up?
Halle Berry, Christina Aguilera, Nicole Richie, J-Lo, Jessica Alba, Angelina Jolie, AND.......................... Beyonce Knowles. That's right, according to celebrity gossip site, Hollyscoop, Beyonce has joined the ranks of the recently impregnanted women in Hollywood.

According to a source who spoke exclusively with Hollyscoop, the Destiny's Child singer is 100% pregnant, which is the reason for Beyonce and Jay-Z's rushed marriage last month - as Beyonce has very strong Christian beliefs...........though obviously not strong enough to encompass no sex before marriage eh


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Sorry for the lack of posts recently folks. What can I say, I've had the week from hell and haven't had a minute free (getting screwed over really takes up a lot of time!). Anyway, we won't dwell on my misfortunes........rather, lets look at others! Oh yeah......

Lordy, Gary Coleman's marriage lasted less time than my recent job. Poor old Gary and his 22 year old bride, who wed in August last year are divorcing. In a very classy move, the two are going to appear in upcoming episodes of Divorce Court, to have their proceedings heard


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Gwyneth Paltrow Was Depressed

April 17th 2008 07:17
Gwyneth Paltrow
Instead of feeling joy at the birth of her son, Gwyneth felt pessimistic...........
Gwyneth Paltrow has revealed to Us Magazine that she suffered from post natal depression after the birth of her second child, son Moses.

Paltrow tells Us that she "didn't know I had it until it was over", saying that she felt very disconnected and 'out of body'. According to Gwyneth, she just felt "really down" and "pessimistic


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