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Celebrity Obsession - March 2008

Now You Can Have Sex With A Celebrity

March 18th 2008 04:01

This blow up doll probably has a higher IQ than Jessica!

Here's one for the "What in the Weird" files my friends! If you've always had a thing for Jessica Simpson, Eva Longoria, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan or Sarah Jessica Parker but thought you'd never have a chance in hell of sleeping with them, then today is your lucky day!

Some entrepreneurial adult toy manufacturer has decided to make celebrity look-a-like blow up sex dolls! So now you can sleep with a plastic version of favourite celebrity. If you're interested, you can purchase your doll at many online adult retailers. In fact, I hear that Keith Urban and David Beckham have ordered dolls to be made up of Nicole and Victoria for the times that they feel like having sex with a woman that feels a little less plastic than their wives!

Wow, just when I thought that you couldn't get any more pathetic than buying yourself a plastic doll to have sex with, they come up with this!

Is there a big market for unsexy sex dolls?

Is it just me, or does Sarah Jessica Parker seem like an odd person to include in the sex doll range? I can understand Lindsay, Eva and the Jessica's, they've got that sex-bomb thing going on. But Sarah Jessica Parker? I mean last year, SJP was named by Maxim as their Unsexiest Person. I afraid of the people who might consider boning SJP's doll!!! (actually, I'm a little wary of anyone who has to resort to sex dolls!). Mind you, of the sex-doll packaging, I do think the marketing geniuses have excelled with SJP's. Seriously, who comes up with the titles for porno's and sex toys? Is there a class that you have to take to come up with cheesy titles like these????

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Posted By: KylieW - Category: Weird and Wacky

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Comment by Michaelie

March 18th 2008 04:20

Flick Wit

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

I have no words. You've said it all Kylie. God damn.

Mich

Comment by The wonderful Peter Yang

March 18th 2008 04:26

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Wow...that is really funny

Comment by Kim Lock

March 18th 2008 04:45

Dear me... it's a crazy world

Comment by Louie

March 18th 2008 05:00

Climate Forum
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Phil's Wellness Tips

these guys are sooooo gonna get SUED....very very creepy

Comment by Wally

March 18th 2008 05:00

Current Affairs
Wally's World

Ordering one as we speak

Comment by KylieW

March 18th 2008 05:42

Celebrity Obsession

Micahelie - just when I think the world can't get any weirder......they invent stuff like this!

Peter - and kind of creepy too!

Louie - I agree, quite creepy

Wally - one of each??

Comment by Holly Go Lightly

March 18th 2008 05:57

Movie Mage

Kylie, I don't think I fancy those, got any guys?

Comment by Lara M

March 18th 2008 06:25

Love Speaks

Golly...what a world we're living in! ...BUT a SJP blow-up???

Comment by Tracy

March 18th 2008 06:29

Movies and Life

I think I must be an old fart, that SATC title shocked me!!

Comment by KylieW

March 18th 2008 06:38

Celebrity Obsession

Holly - surely they'll be making a Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp doll any day now!

Lara - it's weird.....and very creepy!!!

Tracy - I was a bit taken aback by the title too. No subtlety!!!

Comment by JohnDoe

March 18th 2008 07:26

Film & TV on DVD

I imagine the SGP doll is more attractive than the real thing.....anyhhhhooooooooo, gives a whole new meaning to the term "Celebrity Blow Job"

I wonder if the stars make residuals for each doll sold?

Comment by Damo

March 18th 2008 07:50

For the Sake of Argument
My Apologetics

I feel ill.

Comment by Tracy

March 18th 2008 07:52

Movies and Life

Ooh a Johnny doll....

Comment by Vixter

March 18th 2008 08:52

People
Diet Food Lifestyle
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SHUT UP!
that is outrageous and HILARIOUS...if just a liiittle creepy, well maybe a lot.

Comment by Sara Dobson

March 18th 2008 10:37

Parents Precinct
The Travel Map
My Turn

Ha ha this is so funny, what more can I say I love the sex in the shitty so clever. Do you think anyone would go for them?

Comment by Cibbuano

March 18th 2008 23:36

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that is pretty funny stuff... On Cracked today, they posted a picture of an alien sex doll with three breasts...

Comment by Jarrah

March 19th 2008 00:30

Back to the Eighties

Oh my....

Agree with JD, the doll HAS to be better than the real SJP...right?
- Jarrah

Back to the Eighties
www.backtotheeighties.net

Comment by Aimzster

March 19th 2008 01:18

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hahahahaha that is a crack-up, Kylie. SJP may have been voted unsexiest but that shot of her ass in the air might just do the trick for some blokes. But goodness, that is creepy...

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

March 19th 2008 02:02

Pop Culturist

With so much plastic (both physically and grey matter) doing the Hollywood rounds would anyone really notice the difference sometimes?

Comment by DuskDevi

March 19th 2008 02:38

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Oh goodness...as Louie said...(sort of)...someone's ass is going to get sued.

I said sued.

Blow up dolls are yuck anyway but this...is just taking yuck to whole new levels. Gross...and I feel terrible for the actors who have been 'immortalised'.
SJP is a mother for cripes sake. It's really quite sick.

However...I've always felt LiLo was a blow-up...

Not that I'm condoning any of this but...it would be fun to come up with porn flick titles!

eg. 'Vamp the Buffy Layer'
(I'll leave it to your imaginations as to what the storyline would be...)

Hope you're well KW...

Dusk

Comment by Lilla

March 19th 2008 03:40

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OMG, You know the world is sick when .....(I think you filled in the blank nicely)..and I'm sure some will try ... (Surely they mustn't know about these dolls? ...oh this is very sad indeed. ((laughs)) ...I think Cibb is onto something though with the three-breasted Alien!

*rukus laughs at Dusk's final comment!*

I am left speechless on so many levels...

Comment by Nina

March 19th 2008 09:14

TV Babble

I have to admit, as soon as I read the title, I flashed back to the episode of Futurama where celebrities could be downloaded on to blank robots.
Now I wish this post had been about that episode, because celebrity blow up dolls? Yuck.

Comment by the world of gaye

March 19th 2008 14:58

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I can imagine a lot of them will but their own dolls, after all most of them are so in love with themselves surely this is the next step. But I don't really think they will make much money of a Paris doll. Why would men buy a plastic doll when it's so easy to have the real thing?

Comment by Baxter Thought

March 22nd 2008 13:37

This is so weird. I think what I find even more disturbing then the actual SJP doll is the fact that they refer to her ass as her 'shitty.' Who finds that sexy?

Comment by Miswanderlust

March 25th 2008 02:21

Killer Beats
Ramble On
Hipnotherapy

Kylie
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Wonderful post. Absolutely made my day!

Dusk
Here are some others .... and these are for real
Intercourse with a Vampire
Bonfire of the Panties
Whore of the Roses
Good Will Humping
Single TIght Female

Mis

Comment by Mountain Fog

April 1st 2008 06:21

Infognito

Johnny Depp....yeah baby!

BUT...I was given one as a joke once, I will not bore you here with the details, but I will on my own blog...for once...again...the boring bit I mean...

anyhoo,, I think creature f*&%ers could be a market, Godzilla, King Kong would be popular, but what about Jabba the Hut....anyone?

Oh, and they all have their mouths GAPING OPEN, now that would be a good look...and does the Pamela Anderson come with extra attachments...C, D E FFF cups?

cheers

fog

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