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Amy Winhouse..........

Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie cordially invite you to join them on an extended visit aboard the Trainwreck Express. There will be plenty of alcohol, drugs and all necessary equipment for making your own sex tapes. So please join us for this once in a lifetime trip**.

Regards

The Trainwrecks

** Rehab not included in the purchase price, but can be purchased as an add-on to your trip for only $30,000.




The latest "it" girl to join the Trainwreck Express, British singer Amy Winehouse, has outdone herself this week.


In the last few weeks, Winehouse has cancelled a number of shows, citing exhaustion as the reason.........only to be spotted out boozing later. But this time, the singer may have taken things a little too far. The Sun is reporting that Amy was rushed to hospital after OD'ing on Wednesdsay. The singer, who performed at the Lollapallooza Music Festival last weekend, collapsed at hospital before being given adrenaline and having her stomach pumped.

The singers friends have been worried about her drinking for some time now. And Winehouse has previously admitted she uses marijuana and cocaine. Winehouse has cancelled shows that were scheduled to take place in Norway and Denmark this week. Amy's management are claiming 'exhaustion' as the reason for her hospitalisation.

Never one to jump to conclusions, I have to say, I'm buying The Sun's version of events. Take a look at Amy, that girl looks like she's ingesting a whole truckload of drugs on a regular basis.


Can You Guess Who?

Here's a blind item from the NY Daily News.


Which troubled, hard-partying Lollapalooza performer cleared out a bathroom over the weekend in Chicago and then smoked what our spy-in-the-stall swears was a crack pipe?

Hmmm.......that's a tough one. While you ponder who that might be, here's a few pictures of Amy Winehouse, funnily enough, performing at the Lollapalooza Music Festival last weekend. She looks great doesn't she?

Amy Winehouse at Lollapalooza
She loves to party!



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lindsay Lohan
Hi ho, hi ho, off to rehab I go.......again!
Yes, we're all sick to death of hearing about Lindsay Lohan, so I'll keep this short. Lindsay has checked herself into rehab for the 3rd time this year. This time, Lindsay has checked herself into a Utah treatment facility, Cirque Lodge.

Obviously Lindsay and her 'people' decided that rehab at Promises wyhere she stayed for 45 days in May wasn't that successful (for Lindsay or Britney Spears!). So she's going to a 'serious' rehab facility. Cirque Lodge is where David Hasselhoff sought treatment for his alcohol addiction (sadly, that was BEFORE the drunk hamburger incident). Mary-Kate Olsen also sought treatment for her eating disorder at The Lodgee (and isn't she a spectacularly healthy looking woman now?).

The Olsen Twins
I can't even tell which one had the eating disorder, cos they both look SO healthy!
The Lodge has been named as one of the US' top rehab facilities. With a price tag of $30K for a 30 day stay, The Lodge houses 16 residents at a time. It boasts spectaular views, hot tubs, and activities such as horse back riding, massage therapy and heli-hiking tours. And for those of you worried that Lindsay's stint in rehab will mean that she won't have time to keep up her image, stop fretting, The Lodge also has a hair salon and does manicures. Whew!

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More Bad Press for Britney Spears

August 2nd 2007 03:45
britney spears on this weeks Us magazine cover
Why won't you take proper care of us mummy?
Yes, just when we thought things couldn't get any worse for Britney. They have. Last week OK! published their story about Britney's meltdown. This week Us is spilling the beans about how Britney is a bad mother!!

In this weeks edition of the magazine, Us tells how:

- Sean Preston is already having dental problems, as Britney just keeps giving him juice in his bottle to stop him crying.

- Britney asked a dentist to whiten her kids teeth......the dentist refused.

- Britney took her kids to look at a house she was considering buying, and let the kids eat taco's on the floor of one of the bedrooms, letting her kids and the dog roam about.

Britney and Kevin have just finalised their divorce, and have agreed to 50/50 custody of the kids. Few more stories like this and K-Fed might just try for sole custody (only because he's worried about the kids........the extra child support money would just be a bonus).

I don't know about you, but I'm shocked to hear allegations that Britney is a bad mother. I mean, she seems so very stable and able to be a good role model for her kids.

Look, I'd make more fun of her, but why kick a dog popstar when she's down?

Besides, why shouldn't she get her kids teeth whitened? I mean yellow teeth are gross. And those kids look pretty pale. I think she should take them both to a tanning salon and get them started on tanning. And Sean Preston is almost 2, surely he's old enough to get a tattoo now isn't he? I mean the problem with kids today is that people want them to act like kids until they're like at least 12 or 13. Britney is just helping her kids grow up y'all!!

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Pete Doherty Still a [Baby]Shambles

August 2nd 2007 01:00
Pete Doherty and Kate Moss
Star Crossed Lovers
Junkie and former boyfriend of Kate Moss, Pete Doherty made an impassioned plea to Kate to take him back yesterday...........via the Mirror newspaper!!

Pete told the The Mirror, "there's been this lockdown and I can't get hold of her. This is the only way I can get through


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Nicole Richie Is Off To Jail

July 30th 2007 00:53
Nicole Richie leaving court
Impersonating Audrey Hepburn won't get you out of jail time Nicole!
Last Friday, Nicole Richie pled guilty to her charge of Driving Under the Influence of drugs and was sentenced to 4 days in jail, given a fine of $2048 and ordered to enrol in a drug and alcohol program.

Nicole can choose where she serves her jail time. She's been given the option of serving her 4 days in either a city or county jail and she has until September 28 to serve her sentence


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Lindsay Lohan is Innocent!!!!!!!!

July 27th 2007 01:48
lindsay lohan mugshot
She's Innocent I Tell You! Innocent
Ah, as long as we're enjoying a Friday Fun One, I had to post this. Apparently Lindsay Lohan's family is rallying around her since her arrest. In fact, they think she's might even be innocent!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, you'll have to excuse me while I wipe the tears of laughter from my eyes. This is priceless.

According to Lindsay's family, Lindsay was just trying to do a 'good thing'! Lindsay's uncle told The Post, that Lindsay's former assistant (who Lindsay was chasing in her car) "is a problem individual and Lindsay was trying to help her out


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Has Britney Killed Her Career?

July 26th 2007 00:23
Britney Spears on OK! Magazine cover
Ding Dong Her Career Is Dead



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Lindsay Lohan Arrested Again!

July 24th 2007 23:55
Lindsay Lohan mugshot
Rehab worked pretty well don't you think?
Just 11 days after completing a 45 day rehab stint, Lindsay Lohan has been arrested for drink driving again! The starlet was arrested last night for driving dangerously and was found to have a blood alcohol content of between 0.12 and 0.13! The police also found cocaine on Lindsay when she was booked. Lilo was released on $25K bail.

Police were apparently called after Lindsay's vehicle was chasing a car being driven by her assistants mother (her assistant was let go last night). Lindsay was picked up by police at approximately 2:15am. Lindsay has since been released by the police and is currently in hiding. According to her rep she is "in care". She supposedly has entered rehab once again.....though this time, not at Promises (the facility she left 11 days ago). Lindsay was scheduled to appear on The Tonight Show this evening to promote her movie "I know Who Killed Me" which is released on Friday,. Not surprisingly, she has cancelled her appearance


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Nicole Ritchie
Send her to prison!!!!!!!!
Nicole Ritchie has lucked out and managed to get her trial for her DUI charged delayed once again.
Ritchie's lawyer told the judge that their expert witness Dr Terence McGee was unavailable to testify. McGee will apparently question the reliability of the urine testing that Nicole was subjected to.

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The Week in Review (wk ending 15/10/06)

October 16th 2006 02:27
Babies

Linda Evangelista gave birth to a baby boy last week. The former supermodel, and now yummy mummy is 41 years old


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Victoria Beckham and her new friend Katie Holmes this week took to Paris Fashion Week together!

posh and katie
Victoria & Katie at the Chanel Show
Victoria and Katie took in the Chanel show together this week


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I don't about everyone else, but for me, it was kind of a quiet week in Celebrity Land, with the most notable news being celebs in trouble with the law.......

1. Paris Hilton - Life is always busy for Miss Hilton. Last week she was officially charged with Drink Driving (for an incident a couple of weeks ago when she was arrested for drink driving....though she claims not to have been drunk). She also had a showdown with her latest man, Travis Barker (of Blink 182), estranged wife late last week. While out at a nightclub, there was an incident between Paris and Shanna Moakler. Supposedly Shanna was hurling obscenities at Paris until Stavros poured a drink over Shanna's head. There was talk of people being pushed down stairs and that Shanna may have struck Paris. Both ladies have filed police reports. Sounds like they're both some classy ladies


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Well last week was certainly the week for celebrity break ups:

1. Harry Morton confirmed that he and Lindsay Lohan are officially "taking a break" from their 2 month relationship. According to sources it was Lindsay's immaturity and partying that were the reasons for the split. Lindsay's strategy to pay-back Harry seems to be to drink as much as possible and shag as many men as possible. Not sure what she hopes to achieve, but I'm sure it'll be fun for her


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The Week in Review (wk end 24th Sept)

September 24th 2006 23:38
It's been another big week for some of our favourite celebs. Not all of these stories made headlines round the world. But damn it, I still think they're important! Some of this weeks highlights include:

1. Lindsay Lohan & Harry Morton - First there were reports that they were engaged and LoLo was pregnant. Now there's talk that the couple have split (I have more in-depth info to come


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