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Kid Rock is SO Hardcore

October 23rd 2007 06:32

Can you kick this guys ass?

Bob Ritchie, or Kid Rock, was arrested early on Sunday morning. Yep, he's tough as old boots is Bob. Was it drugs? Alcohol? A drive by shooting?

Not quite.

Kid Rock was arrested for getting into a fight at a Waffle House Restaurant.

What, did someone steal your maple syrup and you had to bust a cap up their ass, Kid??? The waffles not as good as your mum's, so you had to teach someone a lesson??

Seriously, who the f**k gets arrested in a Waffle House?

Apparently, the story goes that a customer in the Waffle House recognised one of the female members of Rocks entourage. Words were exchanged and then so too were blows. The white trash posse then took their fight outside, where the customer punched out a restaurant window.

Rock and his entourage hopped into his tour bus and left the Waffle House ~~like the frightened little girls that they are~~. Rocks tour bus was stopped about a mile from the restaurant where he and 5 members of his entourage were arrested for a misdemeanor offence of simple battery. The customer was charged with criminal damage to property.

Seriously, there was Kid Rock and five of his buddies and they ran away from the other guy in their tour bus??? Man, I could totally kick Kid Rock's ass!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe Kid should just give up his tough guy image once and for all and go have manicures with P. Diddy.

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MSNBC - Kid Rock Arrested in Waffle House Brawl
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What Britney Said This Week..........

October 19th 2007 01:25

It's Britney, she thinks its classy to have the bottons on her dress open

I must apologise for my dismal efforts this week. It's been a crazy busy week and I've gotten home from work in time to fall in to bed each night. I've been quite out of touch with the goings on of the celebrity world. But fear not. I'm back now and ready to report......

Poor old Britney has once again lost all visitation rights with her kids. Why? Well, as part of Britney's court order, she has to supply the drug testing people with her contact details so she can be contacted for her random drug tests. Hmmm....so you get your assistant to pass on your address and mobile number. Easy right? Apparently not so for Brit. Brit has failed to give them the info they need, and so an LA court has taken away her visitation rights. Damn, that girl really doesn't want her kids.

But, that's not the real story for today. Today, we're going to glimpse inside Britney Spears mind (hold on, this is gonna get scary) when we get to eavesdrop on a couple of her conversations:

Last Thursday Britney was shopping at Neiman Marcus when she asked for her dog London. When Britney was told that the dog was at her home in Malibu she replied with:

"Fuck that.....that will take us over an hour to drive there. Can't we have the dog messengered over?"

Then, she was overheard talking about the judge in her court case. Britney complained "I hate my judge. He is so mean. Just an old fart. He told me I was being catty with him, but he was being catty with me and paid me no respect at all. His job is to sit there and tell people what to do. And that's just so sad, because he gets off on it."

Oh man, give me a minute to dry my eyes. I'm sorry, the idea of anyone giving Britney any respect, let alone a judge is just too funny.

And she can't give a phone number to drug testers so that she can see her kids, but is willing to courier her dog to a department store so she doesn't have to be separated from it.

Honestly, there are days when I just love Britney.

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TMZ - Britney's visition suspended
Us Weekly - Brit debut's F**k off jacket
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Another Celebrity Off To Jail.........

October 12th 2007 00:05

It takes a lot of vodka before ass-less jeans seem stylish

Man, it's just raining jail sentences for celebrities at the moment!! The latest celebrity to be heading off to prison is Lost star Michelle Rodriguez. And it's no 20 day sentence either!

Michelle was sentenced to 180 days (or close enough to 6 months) jail time for violating her probation for previous offenses! In 2004 Michelle pleaded no contest (or guilty) to 3 traffic offenses, including a hit and run and drink driving. Michelle admitted that she did not complete her community service, even though she'd signed documentation saying that she did do it. Liar, liar pants on fire!!!

Seems like Michelle also consumed alcohol 3 times while wearing an alcohol monitoring bracelet, which was a violation of her parole conditions, that she refrain from drinking at all for 90 days. C'mon Michelle, you need to take a leaf out of Lindsay's book. Rule 1....if you have to wear an alcohol monitoring bracelet, make sure that you stick to Class A drugs instead. Lindsay recommends high grade quality Colombian cocaine. The blow of choice for young Hollywood train wrecks.

This won't be Rodriguez's first stint in prison. In 2006, she served 5 days in jail for another separate drink driving offense.

Christ Michelle.....what is it? You like prison or something? What? You're not making enough cash these days to get a f**king taxi home from the bar? I don't claim to be a rocket scientist or anything (I prefer to be called a nuclear physicist actually....if you all could remember that) but you know, I'd like to think that if I was dumb enough to drink and drive, after actually hitting another person while driving loaded that from then on I'd choose to get a cab home whenever I decided to see if I could drink my body weight in vodka.

Mind you, I don't see Michelle crying as she enters prison, a la Paris Hilton. I see it taking about 12 guards with tasers and batons to subdue her. And within a week, Big Bertha....the former King of the prison (and no, I really don't mean Queen) would be Michelle's bitch. Bertha'd be missing an eye and no longer have the use of her right arm. But that's what happens when you try to strong-arm Michelle.........

Maximum Celebrity Prison is looking more and more feasible as the days go by. I'm off to put together my concept board for the show now.

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Reuters - Michelle Rodriguez gets 180 days in jail
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A Good Old Fashioned Cat Fight

October 1st 2007 10:06

Its a sad day when a man this ugly has two women fighting over him!!!!

It's been a while since we've seen a good old fashioned catfight, but thankfully Kate Moss and Sienna Miller have stepped up to the plate to give us some fun.

The two went at each other at a mutual friends wedding last weekend. Kate was less than pleased when Sienna turned up to the event with Kate's old pal Rhys Ifans (yes, the ugly guy out of Notting Hill!!!!). Kate is said to be less than pleased that Sienna and Rhys have hooked up as Rhys has stopped boozing with Kate now that he has Sienna

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When Ex's Attack!!!

September 25th 2007 03:22

So what's wrong with internet porn?

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards may have been divorced for nearly 2 years, but their ongoing custody battle for their kids just gets uglier. Is Charlie an inappropriate parent, or is Denise Richards an head-case using their kids to piss off her ex? A little of both perhaps?

On September 19, Denise Richards filed a motion to block Charlie from having their daughters on overnight visits. Her reasons? Apparently Charlie doesn't mind a bit of internet porn. The more likely reason? Well Charlie dared to think that he might be able to choose the nanny that supervises the kids when he has them

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I take it all back.....I don't feel bad for Britney at all

September 20th 2007 02:13

Remember the days when she wasn't a complete mess??

I know yesterday I said I almost felt sorry for Britney when things in her world went from bad to worse.....and sailed right past into disaster territory. But I take it all back. I don't feel bad for her at all.

Why? I hear you ask. Because only hours after being told by a judge that she basically is a disaster as a mother, and that she'd have to submit to drug and alcohol testing twice a week if she wanted to keep her kids................BRITNEY WENT OUT PARTYING

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Everybody Blames Dina!!!!!!!!

September 13th 2007 06:11

Dina Lohan, Lindsay Lohan and Callum Best

No mom, I don't wanna have a threesome with you again tonight. He's my boyfriend!

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Is this how you would present yourself?

August 30th 2007 02:06

Okay, imagine that you're Britney Spears (I know.....it's scary isn't it). Your ex-husband is challenging you for primary custody of your two children. He's also sicced the Department of Children and Family Services on to you and they're investigating you for possible child abuse.

News of all of this just broke in the last couple of days. The custody hearing about your kids takes place next week. So between now and then you want to put your best foot forward and show the world that you're a good mother. You're responsible. You're a grown-up. And most importantly, you're not completely mental

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Lucky Lucky Lindsay Lohan

August 23rd 2007 03:39

Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.......or possibly not?

It looks as though things may be looking up for little Lindsay Lohan. TMZ is reporting that the District Attorney is likely to file charges against Lindsay today, however it's unlikely that they'll be charging her with any of the counts of cocaine possession that she was initially going to be charged with.

Good news for LiLo, as the cocaine charges were felony charges and could have had her facing some serious jail time

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Celebrities are NOT role models

August 14th 2007 01:43

Would you like your daughter to be like Britney?

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Wino by Name, Trainwreck by Nature. PLUS Can You Guess Who?

August 10th 2007 04:13

Amy Winhouse..........

Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie cordially invite you to join them on an extended visit aboard the Trainwreck Express. There will be plenty of alcohol, drugs and all necessary equipment for making your own sex tapes. So please join us for this once in a lifetime trip**.
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Lindsay in Rehab Again - 3rd Time's A Charm

August 7th 2007 02:15

Hi ho, hi ho, off to rehab I go.......again!

Yes, we're all sick to death of hearing about Lindsay Lohan, so I'll keep this short. Lindsay has checked herself into rehab for the 3rd time this year. This time, Lindsay has checked herself into a Utah treatment facility, Cirque Lodge.

Obviously Lindsay and her 'people' decided that rehab at Promises wyhere she stayed for 45 days in May wasn't that successful (for Lindsay or Britney Spears!). So she's going to a 'serious' rehab facility. Cirque Lodge is where David Hasselhoff sought treatment for his alcohol addiction (sadly, that was BEFORE the drunk hamburger incident). Mary-Kate Olsen also sought treatment for her eating disorder at The Lodgee (and isn't she a spectacularly healthy looking woman now

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More Bad Press for Britney Spears

August 2nd 2007 03:45

britney spears on this weeks Us magazine cover

Why won't you take proper care of us mummy?

Yes, just when we thought things couldn't get any worse for Britney. They have. Last week OK! published their story about Britney's meltdown. This week Us is spilling the beans about how Britney is a bad mother!!

In this weeks edition of the magazine, Us tells how

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Pete Doherty Still a [Baby]Shambles

August 2nd 2007 01:00

Star Crossed Lovers

Junkie and former boyfriend of Kate Moss, Pete Doherty made an impassioned plea to Kate to take him back yesterday...........via the Mirror newspaper!!

Pete told the The Mirror, "there's been this lockdown and I can't get hold of her. This is the only way I can get through

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