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Michelle Rodriguez Released From Jail

January 11th 2008 00:08
Michelle Rodriguez mug shot
She looks as though she'd be right at home in prison!!
Lost star, Michelle Rodriguez, was released from prison yesterday after service 18 days of her 180 day sentence.


Michelle was sentenced to 180 days prison after she violated her probation for an earlier DUI and hit and run charge in 2003. Michelle obviously didn't think too much of probation, as while initially on probation, she was caught drink driving in Hawaii and served 5 days in jail there. Then a further one day in jail in LA for violating that parole. As part of Michelle's probation she was ordered to do community service and wear an alcohol monitoring bracelet. Apparently she had better things to do and didn't bother with the community service and is way too hard core to let a little thing like an alcohol monitoring bracelet stop her from drinking!!

Unhappy with her efforts, and LA judge ordered her to serve 180 days in jail. Michelle checked herself into the LA facility on Christmas Eve (coincidentally the same day that Keifer reported for prison duty for his DUI offences.....obviously he's not at a women's prison though).

Yesterday the Sheriff released Michelle as part of a program that aims to reduce overcrowding by releasing nonviolent inmates after they have served 10% of their sentence. While the original sentencing judge was unhappy with Michelle's release (he had ordered that she serve her whole sentence), he said that it was ultimately the Sheriff's decision. Obviously it wasn't the same judge who sentenced Paris and then overruled the Sheriff when he released the celebutante and marched her skinny ass right back into jail.


So for getting caught drinking driving, and doing a hit and run, then drink driving while on probation for a drink driving offence, then failing to fulfil the obligations of her probation for his first offences, Michelle still served less time than Paris Hilton. In fact if you add together the time that Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Ritchie AND Michelle Rodriguez spent in prison for their combined 6 drink driving and drug related offences........it's still less than Paris served!

Rick Solomon only wishes he'd managed to screw Paris that well....imagine how much more money One Night In Paris would have made!!

Michelle, honey. You're not short of cash. You're obviously a booze hound, and I'm okay with that. But girlfriend, seriously, next time use a f**king TAXI!! F**king dumbass!!!

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AP - Michelle Rodriguez Out of Jail
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The self-proclaimed Worlds First Supermodel, Janice Dickinson is a bit long in the tooth these days. While she runs her own modelling agency, lets face it, clients are hardly beating down her door to get Janice to model for anything. So, desperate for attention, Janice has revealed to the News of the World her bi-sexual nature.

Janice Dickinson
Please put the dress back down. Nobody wants to see what you've got to offer Janice
Seeking attention is nothing new for Janice. She regularly flashes her undies at paparazzi, apparently unconcerned that NOBODY wants to see the undies of a 52 yr old too-skinny and over plastic surgery'd hag.

So, what did Janice have to tell the News of the World?

Janice once cheated on Mick Jagger with her best friend, a gorgeous blonde named Pia. "Pia and I ended up spending an awesome evening together—having the best sex ever."

Grace Jones
Would you sleep with this woman??
Janice also claims to have slept with Kelly LeBrock and Grace Jones. Kelly LeBrock I understand. Heck, back in her day, I would have slept with Kelly. She was gorgeous. But WHO the hell would sleep with Grace Jones???? Someone freaky that's who.

While Janice currently has a boyfriend, she says that she actually prefers women, saying "You get to have sex, swap shoes and that toilet seat stays down at all times."

Well, good for you Janice. Sleep with who you want, male or female. But seriously, telling your story to the newspapers just reeks of desperate media whoring. Just accept the fact that your time is over, and go crawl in a hole somewhere and wait for all the plastic in your face and boobs to melt. You bore me.

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News of the World
Janice Dickinson photo credit
Grace Jones photo credit


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Pete Doherty Back in Rehab

November 8th 2007 06:52
Whew, you know there was a couple of weeks in October when I thought that Pete Doherty might actually be trying to kick his heroin habit once and for all. But then I remembered that this is Pete that we're talking about. Pete doesn't let a little thing like 75 attempts at rehab and numerous arrests (why isn't he in jail????) stop him from getting high!

Last weekend, Pete attended the MTv European Awards, and happily told everyone about how well he was doing when it came to kicking drugs. He even joked to a reporter that he was 'missing' hard drugs.

He must have been missing them a lot. Because barely hours later Pete let himself be videoed shooting up!

The video, which was taken on a mobile phone, shows Pete look into the camera, then being cooking up, before injecting himself and slumping as the drugs hit his bloodstream.

Pete's people have come out and said that Pete was "a very foolish boy." Duh, ya think?? How stupid do you have to be to let yourself be video taped shooting up when you're pretty much the most notorious junkie in the UK???

Obviously that drug implant that was supposed to inhibit his receptors so that he couldn't get high on heroin anymore is working really well.

To see the video, CLICK HERE

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The Sun
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When Jessica Attacks

October 25th 2007 13:55
jessica biel
Is it just me, or does her top lip look suspiciously 'full' and collagen enhanced?
Jessica Biel went on the offensive yesterday and hit a paparazzi with an umbrella as she left her yoga class and apparently yelled at him to get a real job that didn't involve stalking other people.

A real job? Maybe one where you play pretend? What's that called again? Acting. That's it. Yeah, he should get a real job like that


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Kid Rock is SO Hardcore

October 23rd 2007 06:32
Kid Rock gets arrested
Can you kick this guys ass?
Bob Ritchie, or Kid Rock, was arrested early on Sunday morning. Yep, he's tough as old boots is Bob. Was it drugs? Alcohol? A drive by shooting?

Not quite


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What Britney Said This Week..........

October 19th 2007 01:25
Britney Spears
It's Britney, she thinks its classy to have the bottons on her dress open
I must apologise for my dismal efforts this week. It's been a crazy busy week and I've gotten home from work in time to fall in to bed each night. I've been quite out of touch with the goings on of the celebrity world. But fear not. I'm back now and ready to report......

Poor old Britney has once again lost all visitation rights with her kids. Why? Well, as part of Britney's court order, she has to supply the drug testing people with her contact details so she can be contacted for her random drug tests. Hmmm....so you get your assistant to pass on your address and mobile number. Easy right? Apparently not so for Brit. Brit has failed to give them the info they need, and so an LA court has taken away her visitation rights. Damn, that girl really doesn't want her kids


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Another Celebrity Off To Jail.........

October 12th 2007 00:05
Michelle Rodrigues
It takes a lot of vodka before ass-less jeans seem stylish
Man, it's just raining jail sentences for celebrities at the moment!! The latest celebrity to be heading off to prison is Lost star Michelle Rodriguez. And it's no 20 day sentence either!

Michelle was sentenced to 180 days (or close enough to 6 months) jail time for violating her probation for previous offenses! In 2004 Michelle pleaded no contest (or guilty) to 3 traffic offenses, including a hit and run and drink driving. Michelle admitted that she did not complete her community service, even though she'd signed documentation saying that she did do it. Liar, liar pants on fire


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A Good Old Fashioned Cat Fight

October 1st 2007 10:06
Rhys Ifans
Its a sad day when a man this ugly has two women fighting over him!!!!
It's been a while since we've seen a good old fashioned catfight, but thankfully Kate Moss and Sienna Miller have stepped up to the plate to give us some fun.

The two went at each other at a mutual friends wedding last weekend. Kate was less than pleased when Sienna turned up to the event with Kate's old pal Rhys Ifans (yes, the ugly guy out of Notting Hill!!!!). Kate is said to be less than pleased that Sienna and Rhys have hooked up as Rhys has stopped boozing with Kate now that he has Sienna


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When Ex's Attack!!!

September 25th 2007 03:22
Charlie Sheen
So what's wrong with internet porn?
Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards may have been divorced for nearly 2 years, but their ongoing custody battle for their kids just gets uglier. Is Charlie an inappropriate parent, or is Denise Richards an head-case using their kids to piss off her ex? A little of both perhaps?

On September 19, Denise Richards filed a motion to block Charlie from having their daughters on overnight visits. Her reasons? Apparently Charlie doesn't mind a bit of internet porn. The more likely reason? Well Charlie dared to think that he might be able to choose the nanny that supervises the kids when he has them


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Britney Spears
Remember the days when she wasn't a complete mess??
I know yesterday I said I almost felt sorry for Britney when things in her world went from bad to worse.....and sailed right past into disaster territory. But I take it all back. I don't feel bad for her at all.

Why? I hear you ask. Because only hours after being told by a judge that she basically is a disaster as a mother, and that she'd have to submit to drug and alcohol testing twice a week if she wanted to keep her kids................BRITNEY WENT OUT PARTYING


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Everybody Blames Dina!!!!!!!!

September 13th 2007 06:11
Dina Lohan, Lindsay Lohan and Callum Best
No mom, I don't wanna have a threesome with you again tonight. He's my boyfriend!



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Okay, imagine that you're Britney Spears (I know.....it's scary isn't it). Your ex-husband is challenging you for primary custody of your two children. He's also sicced the Department of Children and Family Services on to you and they're investigating you for possible child abuse.

News of all of this just broke in the last couple of days. The custody hearing about your kids takes place next week. So between now and then you want to put your best foot forward and show the world that you're a good mother. You're responsible. You're a grown-up. And most importantly, you're not completely mental


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Lucky Lucky Lindsay Lohan

August 23rd 2007 03:39
Lindsay Lohan
Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.......or possibly not?
It looks as though things may be looking up for little Lindsay Lohan. TMZ is reporting that the District Attorney is likely to file charges against Lindsay today, however it's unlikely that they'll be charging her with any of the counts of cocaine possession that she was initially going to be charged with.

Good news for LiLo, as the cocaine charges were felony charges and could have had her facing some serious jail time


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Celebrities are NOT role models

August 14th 2007 01:43
britney spears
Would you like your daughter to be like Britney?



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