The Curse of the Beer Goggles
March 28th 2007 01:51
Courtney Love with daughter Francis Bean
You know how it is. You drink too much, slap on the beer goggles and suddenly the slobbering neanderthal in the corner seems strangely attractive and you've managed to convince yourself that he's merely misunderstood.....rather than a miscreant! Unfortunately, the next morning in the cold light of day, the fog has cleared from the beer goggles and you you'd happily chew off your own arm to escape the man who a few short hours ago was the love of your life so that you can go home and disinfect yourself.
Or is it just me..............hmm...yeah... well, moving right along. Where was I again? Oh right.
Actually, it's not just me. In fact Bruce Willis was probably feeling similar emotions last week. Willis was at the Roxy on Senset Boulevard to see British sensation Amy Winehouse's show. According to sources, Courtney Love approached Bruce and sat down at his table. Soon after, Courtney was spotted sitting on Bruce's lap while the pair made out like teenagers.
After the show, friends of Bruce's were holding a table for him at the after party, however he never showed up. He was spotted slipping out a side door with Courtney.
While I actually do have a soft spot for Courtney, have you seen her lately? She's had so much plastic surgery she is looking seriously weird!!
I'm willing to bet Bruce was ready to gnaw off his arm to escape her the next morning. Of course, it's pure speculation.....perhaps they just went home separately!
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Comment by David
Just let me know which pub you drink at, will you? ... And what time you'll be drinking there next time ...
David ...
Comment by KylieW
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hehe, you'll be the first to know!! : )
Kylie
Comment by Cibbuano
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Comment by KylieW
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There was a period of about 5 minutes when she didn't look too bad. But she's not aging well at all.
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Comment by Bryn
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Comment by DuskDevi
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This whole post...too funny!!
...but she had cleaned up her act for a while, dressed in demure Versace (which is an oxymoron all on its own)...I think it was during that time when she had to go to court every day...
Courtney looks 'soft' and 'floppy' and I don't mean fat...she just looks like if you poke her arm with a finger, your finger would sink in....yecchhhhh....no, not a fan, not even when she was Hole.
Comment by KylieW
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Dusk - you're exactly right. She does look like she's made of marshmallow's or something like that. Weird.
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Comment by KylieW
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I've always wondered how people who don't drink ever hook up???
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Comment by Bryn
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tequila goggles.
Comment by KylieW
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That actually reminds of a crazy english guy I used to know. He used to get a bottle of tequila, put it up against his open eyeball and then tip the bottle up so that his eyeball was immersed in tequila! The theory being that the capillaries in your eye absorb the alcohol and fuck you up.
He wouldn't be able to see out of the eye for about half an hour and it stung like hell from what I've heard. I wasn't about to try it.
Crazy bastard!!!
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