Britney is Still a Trainwreckl
July 12th 2007 05:26
I'd feel sorry for her if she wasn't such an idiot
According to reports at MSNBC Britney is off the wagon and drinking and partying up a storm. Surprised? Hardly.
Apparently Britney uses the old tactic of puring alcohol into red bull cans to fool everyone (she's a crafty one that Britney!). She also requests that alcohol be served to her in carafe's rather than bottles.
Brit was seen partying at an LA club, Joseph, where she stripped down to her bra (why must she keep taking her clothes off in public? Hasn't she learned that we REALLY don't want to see what she's got to display?). She then flirted heavily with the DJ, Eric Cubiche, fiance to actress Jaime Pressley.
And it's not just drinking that is the problem. Britney has been eating everything in sight (is that why we never see Jayden James? Did she mistake him for a midnight snack?) and is piling on the weight.
And just cos she's an overachiever, Britney isn't just overeating and over-drinking (I know that's not a real word!), but girlfriend is spending up a storm as well! Nothing like retail, eating and drinking therapy to help you deal with your problems.
Adding to her woes, is the public feud with her mother. Britney is blaming her mother for making her go to rehab earlier in the year. Britney doesn't think she has a problem and her extreme behaviour prior to rehab was post-natal depression. Personally, I'm surprised that Britney can even manage to say the words post-natal depression. I know she certainly can't spell it!!!! (as I frantically proof read what I've written to make sure that I've spelt it right!). I mean if she's going to blame her mother for being a stage mother from hell, I can understand. But Britney is possibly the only person in the world who doesn't think she has a problem!
Britney has cut her mother off from seeing her children and recently delivered a poem to her mother called "Dear Momma" in which she lamented that she didn't have a mother any more and that she couldn't imagine doing to a child what Britney's mother did to her when she was a child.
Oh, I'd just love to get a look at that poem. I'm picturing something like this, written in crayon, with Die Momma scrawled across the top of the page:
Deer Momma,
I aint got no momma no more
I maid you rich when you was poor
But I is all grow'd up now
And I want you to get the hell out of town
You made me be a child star
Just so I could buy you new cars
I never needed to go rehab I was having a good time
What you did was a cryme
Soon you'll be sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comment by David
Oh, that is such a funny post. Too many good bits in it to highlight just one. Funny as.
David ...
PS: I hope you've copyrighted the song.
Comment by Aimzster
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Comment by Tracy
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I'd feel sorry for her if she wasn't such an idiot
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Aimzter - Thanks!!!
Tracy - I honestly at times do feel bad for her. But then I look at her and think "you have noone to blame but yourself".
Comment by Tracy
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Comment by KylieW
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Comment by DuskDevi
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Dayam woman....you're Good.
...seriously now Kylie...I know I've said this before and I'll say it again...Why the hell aren't you the Perez Hilton of the blogging world???
You're much more witty and wicked and funny and articulate.
(no point in saying more intelligent because you just are)
He's just a bitch..and from the little I have read, not funny at all.
Comment by DuskDevi
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Comment by KylieW
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And yes, I too just heard someone on the radio talking about Friday the 13th. I had completely forgotten.
Spppoooookkkkyyyy
Comment by Miswanderlust
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Comment by Jessicca
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"Everyone lies" like the infamous Dr. House said...
Will there be a beam of light to smack her out of her senses... like Paris Hilton maybe? I am not sure... but we'll see...