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Britney Under Fire......Again

August 16th 2007 04:20
See, the problem with being rich, famous, and completely mental as Britney Spears is, is that you sell magazines. A lot of magazines I'm guessing by the number of magazine covers that Britney will be featuring on this week.

Here's a quick rundown of what to expect from this weeks womens magazines:

OK Magazine cover
Ah, the old lesbian claims
Britney's former assistant, Samantha Funk talked to OK! about Britney's supposed lesbian romps with her. You may all remember the pics of Britney topless in a pool with a college student, Matt Encinias, a few weeks ago. Well, Smantha is claiming that while Brit may have started the night making out with Matt, by the end of the evening she was in Samantha's

bed. According to OK!, Britney is bisexual and has been experimenting with girls since she was a teenager.




Star Magazine
Mummy doesn't love you!
Star Magazine is also featuring Britney on the cover. This time claiming that she has told both her kids that they were 'mistakes'. Apparently she even refuses to change their diapers.





Us and LIfe & Style Magazine covers
Any publicity is good publicity??


And keen not to be left out of the Britney slagging, Us and Life&Style Magazines also have stories on Brit.

Us is reporting that Britney drinks in front of the kids, strips off in front of staffers and even asked one of her nannies to sleep in the bed with her and Jayden. One of Britney's former staffers claimed that Britney would drink until she passed out and then the nannies would take care of the children. And apparently Britney strips down in front of anyone (that one I do believe), before asking if she looks pretty or sexy.

Life & Style Magazine are this week simply reporting on the fact that Kevin has served a number of Britney's former staffers including Alli Simms, and short lived assistant Samantha Funk with deposition orders.

It's been a while since I've seen this much bad press directed at a single person. You know, I almost feel sorry for her. But then I remember that after finding out that K-Fed and his legal team were serving deposition orders to her former employees to get more dirt about Britney's lack of parenting skills, Britney went out partying with friends. Leaving the kids at home with nannies. She's not even smart enough to try and pretend to be responsible. Or grown up. Or sane!





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Comment by Kleonaptra

August 16th 2007 05:19
I just want to know one thing.
Whats the surprise Brad gave to Ange and Shiloh?

Im SICK of hearing about how thin she is! YOU go to India and escape without food poisoning....

Comment by David

August 16th 2007 05:32
Kylie,

I'd forgotten just how many magazines come out each week. I went into the magazine section of a newsagent yesterday for the first time in over a year. (Research purposes only, okay? I was checking out a magazine which advertised for freelancers. Honest!).

I'm old enough to remember when Women's Weekly and New Idea were about the only two celebrity magazines on the shelves. You'd be lucky to see a bit of the Queen's arm on the cover. I had to check to make sure I wasn't in an adult bookshop. It's a pornfest.

This might make you laugh. There's a transvestite on an adult sex site who goes by the nic: Britney Smears.

David ...

Comment by Ash

August 16th 2007 08:52
Hey Kylie

gee this girl really needs a lot of help - you have to have serious issues to be in such a bad way. I know that being married to Kev... and actually having to sleep with him gag can create a few issues.... but really!

For the sake of her kids someone really needs to step in... we have a rising generation of Paris', Britneys and Nicole's.... hey how come the boys are so well behaved (bar Pete)?

ash

Comment by Lara M

August 16th 2007 11:17
I agree with Ash.
I think it'll take a mighty strong and *strict* person to set her (and the others) straight, though...well, at least somewhat straight...

Comment by Chic Critique

August 16th 2007 12:07
Man....when will it end!

I agree Kylie, I kinda feel sorry for her a bit too. It's hard to say how I would react if crap like that was being written about me all over the place, especially (on the odd chance) if it weren't true.....

Cheers
CC

Comment by Miswanderlust

August 16th 2007 14:11
Kylie
Now it is just sad.... pitiful really
Mis

Comment by Tracy

August 16th 2007 22:25
Gosh, so many mags all revolving around her and every movement she makes. I feel sorry for her, but I feel more sorry for her kids being in her circus of a life. And I don't mean that in a nasty way, she's just spiralling out of control more and more....

Comment by Cibbuano

August 16th 2007 22:58
I'd like to see the day when one of these trashy magazines publishes on the front cover 'Liam Neeson goes to library, reads Wall Street Journal - inside the uncut photos!'

Comment by KylieW

August 17th 2007 00:17
Hey everyone. Thanks for the comments!

Kleo - leave it with me. I'll find out!!!

David - yeah I can remember back in the early 90's that there weren't that many gossip mags. It's out of control.

Britney Smears is a great tranny name!!

Ash - I've asked myself that same question. It used to be the bad boys were the ones you had to look out for. Now they're eclipsed by the bad girls! Weird.

Lara - agreed!

CC - I wouldn't be able to stand being constantly followed. I feel a bit sorry for her in that respect. She does court the media. And so in some ways its her own fault. But she obviously isn't in control at the moment and the press attention can't help!

Mis - it's gone past being fun to laugh at her. Pitiful is a good word. I just feel sorry for her.

Tracy - good point about the kids. They didn't ask to be part of her crazy life and have photographers following them everywhere. These days kids seem to be fair game for the paparazzi and I don't think that's fair.

Cibby - which proves, that you can stay out of the public eye. If you want to. I can't remember the last time i saw Tom Hanks in a gossip mag.

Comment by Kleonaptra

August 17th 2007 01:14
Im with Cibby! Now I would buy that! Tell me.....Now, this is REAL news.....What does Sean Connery read on the dunny?

Comment by KylieW

August 17th 2007 05:39
Kleo,

HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's hilarious. And scary, kind of interesting. I wonder what he does read about??

Kylie

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