Britney's Ex Sells His Story
February 12th 2007 06:38
Britney is probably rethinking her decision to have a fling (I won't call it a relationship because they were seeing each other for about 5 seconds) with an unknown, and more importantly non-cashed up model after the ex sold his story to the UK's News of the Worldfor $10,000.
For about a week or so earlier in the month, Britney was sleeping with an unknown model by the name of Isaac Cohen. While their relationship was very shortlived, it appears that Isaac has made the most of it!
Isaac has told the News of the World that Britney:
- made him dizzy by romping on a revolving bed while they watched themselves in the mirrored ceiling
- loved all night sex in her marital bed as her wedding dress hung outside the door
- stripped naked and invited him to join her in a moonlight romp in a jacuzzi
- completely crumbled when the sex stopped
- is struggling to cope with divorce and the fear that her kids could be taken away from her
- has very low self esteem
While the couple broke up last week, Cohen claims that "I adore Britney and in a different place at a different time we might have stood a chance". Yes we can see how much you loved her Isaac. $10,000 worth of love.
It's good to see that Britney is coping with the fear that her kids could be taken away from her by partying every single night.
What chance do her kids have? Honestly, when you're looking at parents like K-Fed and Britney, what chance is there that either child will have a single functioning brain cell?
For about a week or so earlier in the month, Britney was sleeping with an unknown model by the name of Isaac Cohen. While their relationship was very shortlived, it appears that Isaac has made the most of it!
Isaac has told the News of the World that Britney:
- made him dizzy by romping on a revolving bed while they watched themselves in the mirrored ceiling
- loved all night sex in her marital bed as her wedding dress hung outside the door
- stripped naked and invited him to join her in a moonlight romp in a jacuzzi
- completely crumbled when the sex stopped
- is struggling to cope with divorce and the fear that her kids could be taken away from her
- has very low self esteem
While the couple broke up last week, Cohen claims that "I adore Britney and in a different place at a different time we might have stood a chance". Yes we can see how much you loved her Isaac. $10,000 worth of love.
It's good to see that Britney is coping with the fear that her kids could be taken away from her by partying every single night.
What chance do her kids have? Honestly, when you're looking at parents like K-Fed and Britney, what chance is there that either child will have a single functioning brain cell?
| 102 |
| Vote |
Add To: 
subscribe to this blog
Comment by Nina
Comment by Bryn
Horrorphile
intriguing ... seems like the sex is her way of grabbing some self-esteem ...
i'm sure both her kids (er, maybe that should be her three kids, isn't she preggies again??) will end up fashion-challenged social trainwrecks themselves ...
mirrored ceiling, huh? oooooo the class, the class!!
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Bryn - nothing says 'class' like mirrored ceilings!
Comment by Francis
Passionate Apathy
Cohen must have been desperate; I'm sure if he'd have shopped his
crapolastory around he could have found someone who would pay five times as much for Britney dirt.Comment by Cibbuano
Hunt Famous
Orble Post of the Day
Fat Cult
Techbreak
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Comment by Bryn
Horrorphile
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Comment by Bryn
Horrorphile
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Comment by Adrian
Philosophy Blog
Makes me like her more anyway.
Comment by Adrian
Philosophy Blog
Makes me like her more anyway.
Comment by Adrian
Philosophy Blog