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Britney Quits Rehab & Shaves Her Head!

February 19th 2007 01:38
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Britney Spears, or as I like to think of her, "Anna Nicole Jr" has made headlines again for all the wrong reasons.

Last week Britney Spears checked herself into Rehab. 24 hours later she checked herself out again. Wow, a whole 24 hours. Never say that Britney has a short attention span!


Then on Friday night the pop princess decided to shave off her hair at Esther's Hair Salon in Tarzana, California. Spears shaved off her own hair using the clippers. According to sources, "She just walked in and said she wanted to shave her head. Esther has been in the business for 30 years and said, 'I'm not doing that.' But Britney was set on having her head shaved so she started doing it herself."

Salon owner, Esther told Us magazine that "Britney had a blank face and showed little emotion whatsoever". The only display of emotion came when Britney looked in the mirror and had tears in her eyes when she said "Oh my god, I shaved it all off. My mom is going to be so upset with me."

Britney claimed she wanted her head shaved because her hair extensions were too tight and uncomfortable.

For those of you a little too obsessed with Britney can buy some of her hair! The classy owners of the hair salon who shaved Brit's hair are now selling scraps of Brit's hair on eBay! Click here if you'd like to purchase a lock of hair for the bargain price of $3450. I'm not sure what's scarier. The fact that the salon is selling her hair, or the fact that some nutjob will eventually pay over $3500 to own that lock of hair!


Personally, I think Britney is in the middle of a breakdown and her family need to take care of her. Having a breakdown in front of the papparazzi is the quickest way to kill your career (if she hasn't already killed it). Britney's mother Lynne is now apparently with the troubled popette. We'll soon see if it's any help.

Who would have thought that Kevin Federline would have turned out to the stable parent in that family???







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Comment by Always Eighteen

February 19th 2007 02:08
That is the most insane news I've read for the past few years!


Man, I remember the days when she was still a virgin and a highly respected pop idol... hmm maybe my memory is just playing up on me.

Comment by katyzzz

February 19th 2007 02:45
It's sad, the news said she's on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

Where does virginity come into it?

I hear then that Dean was a virgin, with the guys it doesn't get a mention and it's hardly relevant for either, is it? And I guess it's one own private business, some people do not like to share all their personal details, despite those who insist on giving them to us, and I'm not referring to Dean here.

I gave him a few puns based on always 18, he didn't get them, the follies of youth.

katyzzz

Comment by Bryn

February 19th 2007 02:51
I have two words.
Trailer.
Trash.
They speak volumes.

On further thought. Perhaps she should attempt to re-invent herself as a Wendy O'Williams for the new century. Y'know, complete with sticky-tape over her nipples and more wild tatts ...

Comment by Bryn

February 19th 2007 02:55
It's up to a million smackeroos on eBay now ...
Now that's some seriously expensive hair.

Comment by The Voices in my Head

February 19th 2007 03:01
Okay, I admit it, I have made fun of Britney more times than she has shown her nether regions on camera, oops I did it again, oh my god, I can't stop. I digress...

But seeing that picture, I honestly feel bad. I mean, who wouldn't have a total breakdown with cameras trying to capture every mistake you make? Especially when you make as many as she has. (I really can't stop. I need rehab but I am not shaving my head.)

Yeah, uhmmm, those babies need to go to Kevin. NO, I refuse to think he is the stable one...I hear Brangelina is looking to adopt again, and no child in a third world country could possibly need rescuing more than Britney's babies at this point.

*shaking my head*
Voices~


Comment by ChrisB

February 19th 2007 03:09
Britney gets publicity,
Salon gets millions of dollars selling hair.
Everybody wins.

Comment by Nina

February 19th 2007 03:14
I really think she needs help, obviously she is having difficulty coping with the joke her life has become. I wouldn't count on her mother being able to get her back on the straight and narrow either - after all, it was probably her that pushed Brit into this lifestyle in the first place.

Comment by KylieW

February 19th 2007 03:48
I would have made more nasty comments about Britney's breakdown. But in truth, it's just sad.

I agree with you Nina, I'm not sure how much help her mother will be. Most girls dont get to be world conquering popstars at the age of 15 without a mother pushing you along in the background! That's probably not the influence she needs right now.

Voices - I think you could be on to something. Perhaps Brangelina can adopt Britney's kids. Anything is better than Britney or Kevin raising them.

Bryn - yes, TRAILER TRASH is 100% right.

ChrisB - salon gets lots of money. But publicity or not, I can't see Brit's career ever being what it used to be.

Comment by Tracy

February 19th 2007 03:52
Hi Kylie

You have great knack of capturing those aspects of stardom that I have disdain for and making me interested and amused. I loved your description of Britney being: 'Anna Nicole Jr'. Sadly, very apt.

This is indeed bizarre behaviour....no doubt we'll hear more about it in the media tomorrow and the next day and the next....

Byee

Comment by Adrian

February 19th 2007 04:20
Hey KW,

Two thoughts about baldies...

1. Yay for people who aren't afraid to transgress female stereotypes.

2. I think there's a couple of models with shaved heads... I think it tends to improve their careers rather than damage them. Wigs are as good as real hair, you see; and a chrome dome allows for enormous flexibility.

Comment by Tracy

February 19th 2007 04:28
Yeh, look at Sinead O Conker....she looks great.....

Comment by KylieW

February 19th 2007 04:30
Tracy - why thank you!! Sadly, Britney is definitely becoming an Anna Nicole Jr....and we all know how that turned out for Anna.

Adrian - I think some women look great with the shaved head. And hey, wearing a wig would be way easier than doing your hair everyday. Though my take on the Britney thing is that she did it as a result of the many problems she has rather than to make a fashion statement.

Comment by Cibbuano

February 19th 2007 22:12
In case you've forgotten, Britney Spears used to look like this:

Hit me baby one more time


I remember watching this video for the first time and being both enticed and offended. Those were dark times, but she's gone down the road of self-destruction in the only way a former Mouseketeer could.


Comment by KylieW

February 19th 2007 23:23
I give her full credit. Yes, Lindsay Lohan checked herself into rehab and is a party girl. Yes Nicole Richie used to be a heroin addict. Sure, Paris Hilton keeps videoing herself fucking guys and letting that be released to the public.

But Britney. Well, Britney married a loser, got herself knocked up twice. Dumped the loser, lost weight, started partying, kept getting photographed without underwear, hooked up with a model and apparently almost screwed him to death, fucked Brandon Davis in the toilet of a nightclub, passed out at the NYE function she was hosting, is supposedly having orgies with women, then checked herself into rehab for 24 hours berfore deciding to get more tattoo's and shave her hair off.

Britney knows how to have a breakdown!

Comment by MelissaA

February 20th 2007 00:58
Well actually I can think of one fantastic use for Britney Spears' rather lengthy, locks of hair..........

Now all I need is some cash and someone well versed in the dark arts and the making of voodoo dolls.........Anyone know someone they can set me up with???!

Of course I'm a bit short of cash at the moment, so who wants in on the deal with me?

Comment by KylieW

February 20th 2007 01:34
Melissa - hahaha, I like the way you think!!

Comment by Andrea

February 20th 2007 06:50
Oh dear! Sorry, but I feel a lot of sympathy for Brit. Something has definitely gone wrong in that head of hers.

I hope for the children's sake that she manages to get her act together ... otherwise, what hope do they have?

She looks very different with no hair, though.

A.H.

Comment by Hope

February 20th 2007 12:58
Her fans have been waiting for a big comeback, i guess they have to wait longer. i seriously think this is a cry for help. Somebody from her family should set an intervention.

Comment by KylieW

February 20th 2007 22:26
Andrea & Hope - I think you're right. Big cry for help. Thankfully she's now been booked back into rehab. Hopefully she sorts herself out now

Comment by Francis

February 20th 2007 23:56
If Britney lives long enough for Anna Nicole to ever be buried she can jump into the grave on top of the coffin and give the surrounding press the sound bite of the decade.

Comment by KylieW

February 21st 2007 01:14
Francis - hehehehehe......

Comment by MelissaA

February 21st 2007 01:31
So no -one interested in cashing up with me for the hair????

Comment by MelissaA

February 23rd 2007 07:22
No-one at all! : (

Damnit, I'll have to cancel the Voodoo Doll Maker appointment then I guess.

Drat and double drat!!!

Comment by Tracy

February 23rd 2007 07:31
Looks like you're on your own, Melissa......

Comment by Anonymous

February 24th 2007 03:47
britney just needs someone to love her....and this is all an attention thing that went out of control.... all that analization shit is well bullshit. she is not nuts.... she is that person that needs a man 24/7 and wont stop for anything to get it. look back at the justin timbo thing...and what she did then... I'll take her...let her hair grow...or as she is and give her 100% attention.....shes always hot...bald or not....

Comment by KylieW

February 26th 2007 00:03
Melissa - sorry luv, didn't have a spare million to buy Brit's hair!!!

Anon - I agree that I think Britney actually looks pretty cute with the bald head. though I think she needs some serious therapy cos the girl is all kinds of fucked up at the moment!

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