Britney's Comeback Album Fizzles
November 29th 2007 02:29
After partying, rehab, crotch flashing, sex in toilets, losing her kids, publically ridiculed performances and just generally becoming a sad example of what happens when White Trash strikes it rich, Britney Spears had been hoping to teach her critics a thing or two by releasing a spectacular comeback album. And while one day she just might do that. Unfortunately for her, her new album Blackout isn't going to revive her career anytime soon!
After 4 weeks, Blackout is sitting at number 18 in the Australian Charts, after getting as high as number 3.
In the US, Blackout is sitting at a dismal 23rd place, after peaking at number 2. With less than half a million records sold it's likely that this will be the first Britney Spears album not to go platinum.
Perhaps if Britney had of been capable of promoting her album it might be doing a little bit better. But Jive Records pulled all promotion when the trainwreck popstar couldn't even be trusted to turn up to events. Personally, I think Jive were a little unfair. Britney is a very busy woman. She has to spend at least 10 hours a day driving aimlessly around to fast food restaurants and Star Bucks before filling up her car 7 times a day. That kind of schedule can wear a girl out!
Oh well, it might be bad news for Britney. But it's welcome news to my ears!!!!!!
LinksAria Charts
Billboard Music Charts
Celebrity Obsession - They Won't Take No More of Britney's Jive
After 4 weeks, Blackout is sitting at number 18 in the Australian Charts, after getting as high as number 3.
In the US, Blackout is sitting at a dismal 23rd place, after peaking at number 2. With less than half a million records sold it's likely that this will be the first Britney Spears album not to go platinum.
Perhaps if Britney had of been capable of promoting her album it might be doing a little bit better. But Jive Records pulled all promotion when the trainwreck popstar couldn't even be trusted to turn up to events. Personally, I think Jive were a little unfair. Britney is a very busy woman. She has to spend at least 10 hours a day driving aimlessly around to fast food restaurants and Star Bucks before filling up her car 7 times a day. That kind of schedule can wear a girl out!
Oh well, it might be bad news for Britney. But it's welcome news to my ears!!!!!!
LinksAria Charts
Billboard Music Charts
Celebrity Obsession - They Won't Take No More of Britney's Jive
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Comment by Michaelie
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Keep it up!
Michaelie
Comment by Bryn
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ooooo, we're soooo cruel!!!
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Comment by Mr Nice Guy
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Who knows - perhaps Britney can team up with Michael Jackson, Boy George, George Michael et al for a compilation album and do the whole Square Peg in A Round Hole World Tour.
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Comment by KylieW
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Bryn - So cruel!!!
Aimzter - Yeah, it's hardly a shock is it?
MNG - I like that idea....A LOT!!! I'd go see that tour.
Vixter - sometimes I feel sorry for her. Then just does something dumber.....and the pity leaves me
WYS - I was. Okay, so that's a great big lie. I don't think any of us are surprised. That's because we're capable of thought.....unlike Britney!
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