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Britney's Comeback Album Fizzles

November 29th 2007 02:29
blackout album cover
Could this be Britney's last album??
After partying, rehab, crotch flashing, sex in toilets, losing her kids, publically ridiculed performances and just generally becoming a sad example of what happens when White Trash strikes it rich, Britney Spears had been hoping to teach her critics a thing or two by releasing a spectacular comeback album. And while one day she just might do that. Unfortunately for her, her new album Blackout isn't going to revive her career anytime soon!


After 4 weeks, Blackout is sitting at number 18 in the Australian Charts, after getting as high as number 3.

In the US, Blackout is sitting at a dismal 23rd place, after peaking at number 2. With less than half a million records sold it's likely that this will be the first Britney Spears album not to go platinum.

Perhaps if Britney had of been capable of promoting her album it might be doing a little bit better. But Jive Records pulled all promotion when the trainwreck popstar couldn't even be trusted to turn up to events. Personally, I think Jive were a little unfair. Britney is a very busy woman. She has to spend at least 10 hours a day driving aimlessly around to fast food restaurants and Star Bucks before filling up her car 7 times a day. That kind of schedule can wear a girl out!

Oh well, it might be bad news for Britney. But it's welcome news to my ears!!!!!!


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Comment by Michaelie

November 29th 2007 02:57
What are YOU going to do Kylie, if Britney ever gets her act together? You'll have no-one to poke fun at, and I'll have nothing to laugh at! LOL.

Keep it up!

Michaelie

Comment by Bryn

November 29th 2007 04:12
Music to mine ears too!
ooooo, we're soooo cruel!!!

Comment by Aimzster

November 29th 2007 05:09
hehehe...am I surprised. Am I really? NOT! For goodness' sake, just quit it already. Enough is enough!!! Ugh!

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

November 29th 2007 06:21
Hey

Who knows - perhaps Britney can team up with Michael Jackson, Boy George, George Michael et al for a compilation album and do the whole Square Peg in A Round Hole World Tour.

MNG

Comment by Vixter

November 29th 2007 08:07
My jury is still out on britters but you know - I think I am definitely wayyyyyy beyond the feeling sorry for her bit.

Comment by What's Your Story?

November 29th 2007 16:03
Britney fizzles? Why am I not surprised?

Comment by KylieW

November 29th 2007 22:17
Michaelie - I know I say I want her to shape up. But you're right. I'd be lost without her trashy self giving me stories to write!!

Bryn - So cruel!!!

Aimzter - Yeah, it's hardly a shock is it?

MNG - I like that idea....A LOT!!! I'd go see that tour.

Vixter - sometimes I feel sorry for her. Then just does something dumber.....and the pity leaves me

WYS - I was. Okay, so that's a great big lie. I don't think any of us are surprised. That's because we're capable of thought.....unlike Britney!

Comment by Louie

November 30th 2007 01:28
i am sad, i feel sorry for her...still didnt buy the album tho.......

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