Britney to Write a Tell All Book.....
April 26th 2007 04:39
Britney Spears
People in the line of fire include:
- Justin Timberlake - Britney is blaming most of her problems with drugs and alcohol on JT. Brit apparently could never trust JT and destroyed her self esteem by calling her fat and telling her she would have to lose weight before he would have sex with her.
- Kevin Federline - Brit supposedly planned to kill herself after she learned that K-Fed had used her to further his own career (of course Britney is the only person in the free world who didn't realise this). Britney feels that K-Fed deliberately tried to drive her crazy as their marriage was coming to an end (I bet that was hard to do, given her firm grip on reality generally).
- Lynne Spears - Britney's mum is in for a big shock. Britney will reveal that her mother was the stage mum from hell, who is money hungry and was along for the free ride. According to this report, Britney blames her mum for pretty much everything that is wrong with her life. (I'll give Britney this one. You don't usually end up as a mouseketeer and then selling millions of albums by the age of 15 without a psycho stage mum pushing you).
Now, it is Star Magazine who is reporting this story.....and they're only slightly more credible than the National Enquirer. So we'll take it with a grain of salt. For a start, I'm not sure Britney actually knows all the letters of the alphabet. So there's obviously some work to do before the publishers sit her down in front of a pc and get her to start her story.
While I'm sure that all these people did do wrong by Britney. I still can't help but think to myself:
TAKE SOME RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE MESS THAT IS YOUR LIFE YOU BIMBO.
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Comment by Kleonaptra
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I gotta say I have sympathy for the mum bit. Back when Brit was barely famous I saw her mum on Tv and she looked and sounded so much like my mum I was just like, you poor girl, I know how overbearing mums are...
But I cant wait to read the book, spelling mistakes an all!
Comment by katyzzz
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I'm a bit worried, do you think she'll tell much about me?
katyzzz
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
I think her mum is probably the only person listed above who will deserve everything that is said about her. As far as I'm concerned, I bet she really is the stage mum from hell!!!
I'll buy the book....no matter what I say about Brit...I won't be able to help myself!
Katyzzz,
I'm sure there's something that Britney will be blaming on you!
Kylie
Comment by DuskDevi
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...I thought Timberpuddle was being a pillar (beanpole) of strength for her right now...
Oh you're wicked!!!!
If this is true...she could call it;
- 'Oops They Made Me Do It'
Funny as always KW!
Dusk
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
I thought so too. Last I'd heard she was hoping he'd collaborate with her on her album.
But who knows what's going on in Britney's world.
Kylie
Comment by MelissaA
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Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Picking on brit is kind of like shooting fish in a barrel. Almost too easy...but fun.
Kylie
Comment by MelissaA
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Comment by StephenP
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I am sure Brits knows the following letters of the alphabet - M.I.C.K.E.Y M.O.U.S.E. !!
StephenP
Comment by Cibbuano
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Comment by KylieW
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StephenP - HAHAHA....good point. Those letters she has no problem with/
Cibby - She's not aging terribly well at all! Considering she's only 25....she looks older
Comment by Miswanderlust
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No apologies required for citing "Star" magazine... It is probably the only "book" Britney has ever read....
Mis Catty Woman
Comment by Bryn
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And someone get that girl some Nivea creme!!
Comment by KylieW
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Bryn - As Britney can barely write her own name...she'll definitely need a ghost writer.
Nivea creme.....HAHAHAHA
Comment by Andrea
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I love this story. I do hope she is going to go ahead with this ... it would reach number one on the bestsellers list in record time.
This is a classic line:
I'm kinda feeling sorry for her now!
A.
Comment by David
This is my favourite post of yours ...
You are one funny biatch when you cut loose ...
This is my type of humour ... (from start to finish ...
The comments section is just as riotous ...
Bryn beat me to it with:
But I find that pic of her strangely sexy ... it's so natural and real ... (You have to take my age into consideraton here, okay? Older women sort of do it for me ... [Not too old. I'm not into wheelchair sex ... [anymore that is ... tried it
oncea few times, didn't like it ... It might have helped if they were conscious at the time, I guess ...The good thing about her being bald? I can get her to wear a brunette wig ... (two?
Nup, I seriously find that a sexy pic ... I've got a thousand woman fetishes and one of them just happens to be women with wide mouths ...
I really need to get laid soon, before I start buying her music and listening to it ...
David ...
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
I almost do feel sorry for Britney sometimes. Picking on her is like shooting fish in a barrel. She makes it too easy.
David,
Perhaps you could ghost write Britney's story? I think you'd make it very interesting.
As for your women fetishes.....well, I'm pleased that you don't discriminate against older women. I mean, Brit is only 25 or so....but is looking pretty haggard.
And as for wheelchair sex....I have one piece of advice. Make sure you put the brake on first!! You don't want to get into it, find you've got a good rhythm going, only for the bloody chair to take off on you. That could do some real damage!