Britney Spears Update
March 21st 2007 01:35
Britney Spears
Firstly, Britney was recently caught romping in the bushes of the rehab facility with another patient of the facility. According to the report, Britney and her mystery man were playing a game of tennis, but were later found frolicking in the bushes and had to be separated by staff. According to the UK's Daily Star, Brit and her man weren't having sex, but there "was definitely some groping". The pair were told off, as relationships between patients are not condoned.
You can't really blame Brit though, god knows if I had a dollar for everytime I started out innocently playing a game of tennis and ended up pashing in the bushes, I'd have.....er...well.....not quite a dollar.
This is the 2nd supposed romance Britney has struck up since entering the facility. It was earlier reported that she a fledging romance was building between guitarist Jason Filyaw and herself.
In more bad news for Brit, the Daily Star is reporting that the popette is facing bankruptcy after blowing through $22 million (US) of her $32 million fortune in the last 2 years. Added to this is the likely high price of divorcing Kevin Federline, her rehab costs and the fact that her perfume lines aren't selling and nobody is buying her music anymore.
Of course, this still leaves Brit with $11 M, which to mere mortals like us could last a lifetime. It should last Britney about 3 weeks.
But it's not all doom and gloom for Britney. TMZ is reporting that Britney will be leaving rehab this week and that she and Kevin are close to agreeing on a custody agreement. Apparently when Britney leaves rehab the couople will have 50/50 custody of the kids, with the plan being that Britney will eventually have sole custody of the kids and Kevin to have visitation rights.
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Comment by David
This post is so damn funny ... I love Posts like this ...
It's been so quiet lately ... I really needed a Post like this ... (apparently Dusk is going to do another post by March 31 ... *
David ...
Comment by Bryn
Horrorphile
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Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Bryn - oh yeah for sure. Brit's life is the stuff of made for tv movie wet dreams
Comment by David
Use it all you like ... it would crack me up if it appeared in a dictionary one day ... (they'll probably refer to it as an Orblism rather than a colloquialism ...
David ...
Comment by DuskDevi
Rugby World Cup 2007
Hiya KW...
...well...maybe they wanted to practise their ground strokes on a grass court....
Maybe Britney should buy Orble.
Hope you're doing well gorgeous KW.....and funny, wicked, funny post!
Dusk
And I'm not quiet. I'm just reserved.
...and biding my time David darlin'...biding my time...
(drum fingers together, raise eyebrow, evil mwah ha ha)
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Watch out David, Dusk has you in her sights. And she can be deadly accurate!
Comment by Miswanderlust
Killer Beats
Ramble On
Hipnotherapy
Post was a riot... thanks for the update...generally I couldn't care less but now....
Mis
Comment by Bryn
Horrorphile
Call me old fashioned .. but there's visual aesthetics to keep in mind .... lol
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Comment by Bryn
Horrorphile
yes that's right, she's come out of the closet!!!
- nope, actually she's out of rehab, having successfully completed her program ...
Sounds like a pretty short program to me ....
Rehab: So Britney, you've been drinking a lot and no doubt smoking a fair bit, perhaps snorting a bit, maybe popping a little too ....
Brit: Um ... yeah ... yup ...uh-huh ... yeah ... I have.
Rehab: Well, it's time you stopped.
Brit: Uh-huh ... yeah ... I know .... I wanna.
Rehab: You wanna?
Brit: Yeah ... yup ... I really wanna.
Rehab: That's great news. Off you go then.
Brit: Thanks. That means a lot to me.
Comment by AnthonyB
Maybe they put her on more drugs in rehab than when she's out, cause it seems weird she'd sleep with some random when she could have, at the least, some young, entry-level male model.
Oh well. Good luck Brit. I never did like that crazy song... Or Candy by Aaron Carter, but that's another story...
- Anthony
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Yes, Brit it out and running around free as a bird!!!
Bryn - I think that's exactly how the conversation went. Then they decided she was cured!
Anthony - Have you seen Aaron Carter lately? He looks like a heroin junkie.....creepy. I really don't like him.