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Celebrity Obsession - November 2007

Britney Feels Like Some Chinese

November 27th 2007 02:00

Ha, I don't care if you take my kids away. I'm going to buy new ones!

Now there is absolutely no way in hell that this story is true. But apparently Britney Spears is going to adopt Chinese twins!

Apparently Brit has told friends that she's in the final stages of adoption plans with an agency who will help her adopt twins from China.

Friends feels that Brit has decided to adopt because she's desperately missing her own sons (whom she lost custody of to her ex-husband a few weeks ago).

Okay, firstly Britney lost custody of her own kids. I don't think ANYONE is going to give her custody of any kids at this point in time. Secondly, if this story is true, then maybe our favourite mental-patient might consider cleaning up her act to get her own kids back, rather than replacing them with new Chinese versions. After all, a child is not just for christmas.

Apparently, Britney has also pre-purchased her own funeral, and has forked out about $70,000 (AUD) for her funeral, as she fears her lifestyle may lead her to an early grave.

Britney can't plan ahead to make it to a drug test, or court hearing on time. I'm having a little trouble believing that the dumbass could think that far ahead to plan her own funeral. But you know, there's a part of me that can totally believe Britney seeing a late night commercial for a pre-pay your funeral service and thinking to herself "oh my god, that's like a totally like awesome idea. As soon as I finish this bucket of fried chicken, I'm totally going to like call them y'all."

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Comment by Cibbuano

November 27th 2007 02:57

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please don't put any more children in her custody!

Comment by Tracy

November 27th 2007 04:44

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Hi Kylie

I read this yesterday and I was so pissed off I nearly wrote a post about it. I was hoping you would do one

If it happens, to me it proves that money can buy anything... even people.

Tracy

Comment by KylieW

November 27th 2007 05:19

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Cib - I know!! Kids would be better off living in Afghanistan or Iraq than living with Britney!

Tracy - It's SO wrong. Surely it's made up. Who would give a nutjob like her more kids???

Comment by Tracy

November 27th 2007 05:29

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It's abominable....

Comment by Lara M

November 27th 2007 06:34

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People would've to be nuts to give her more kids! Unfortunately, in some places...$ talks... I hope someone steps in to stop it.

Comment by Ahmed

November 27th 2007 08:20

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She is soooo breaking some sort of law, like definitely, she's breaking a law, any law, theres got to be some sort of law that prevents this?

Comment by Tracy

November 27th 2007 08:38

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You would think there would be.....

Comment by Michaelie

November 27th 2007 18:10

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Hilarious post - no so hilarious news, provided it's true. I hope it's all made up, but I half believe it might not be, with the amount of Chinese who still try to get rid of daughters, even now. Do you know if they are supposed to be girls or boys?

Goddamn Britney.

Michaelie

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

November 27th 2007 19:12

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Are we sure she's not just adopting Panda's

Hey - I'm sure she thinks this would save on having to dress them up come Halloween.

What is going on in that girl's head?

MNG

Comment by Ash

November 27th 2007 22:33

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oh my word are you kidding? I hope it`s some elaborate early April Fools Day joke or something.

Run little kids, RUUUN!

Comment by Nina

November 28th 2007 00:24

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Someone needs to let Britney know that her own kids were not a trial run - just because she messed up with them does not mean she should go out and buy some more!

Hope you're well, Kylie.

Nina

Comment by Louie

November 28th 2007 22:01

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OMFG OMFG OMFG...who makes this shiiit up

Comment by Aimzster

November 29th 2007 01:49

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Surely, there is no one in their right mind in this world who would give her custody of anyone??? At least I hope so. I was watching THS Mickey Mouse Club the other day and back when she was 11, she was touted as a well-mannered sweet little girl. *sigh*

Comment by KylieW

November 29th 2007 23:24

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Hey everyone, I agree totally. Surely NOONE would give Britney more kids.........they wouldn't would they???

Comment by Beautystripe

January 9th 2008 08:42

No freakin way!

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