Britney Spears - A Lesson On How to Go From Classy to Trashy in Under 2 Weeks
November 30th 2006 00:11
After hooking up with K-Fed, Britney changed her image from Teen Queen to Trailer Trash Chic, and went from midriff baring sexy outfits to wandering about like a refugee.
Then Britney wised up and ditched Kev and the Gods of Style looked down upon her and graced her with style and elegance. For her surprise appearance on David Letterman she showed up looking fabulous in a simple black dress and bobbed blonde locks, showing the world that she was single and hot once again.
Unfortunately, her Letterman appearance seems to have been her high point, cos it's all been downhill since then!
First, she got herself some hair extensions and hooked up with Paris Hilton, and has been on a bender ever since. The two first hooked up in Vegas two weeks ago. Britney started out the night wearing satin trousers, shirt and tie. At some point during the evening Brit decided she'd be more comfortable without pants, so spent the rest of the evening in her fishnet tights, shirt and tie. Now that's classy. In fact, there should be more of that in the world. Out to dinner and you've eaten too much? Don't undo the top button of your jeans, just take em' off and continue eating in your underpants.
Back in LA the two have been at celeb hotspot Hyde almost every night. For these outings Britney seems determined the wear tiny skirts and no underwear. Which any style guru will tell you is definitely the stylish option.........oh not, that's right....it's the skanky option, I always get those two mixed up! In the last week alone, photographers have managed to get photo's of Britney without undies on two separate occasions! Sweetie, if you're going to insist on not wearing underwear, can you please keep your legs closed. You know you're followed by about 100 photographers everywhere you go! I don't know why Britney was so worried about the prospect of a sex tape, when she's intent on showing everything of her own volition. Or maybe, I'm not giving her enough credit....perhaps that was her secret plan all along??
Poor Sean Preston and Jayden James......with parents like Britney and Kevin, what chance do they possibly have.
Britney on David Letterman
Then Britney wised up and ditched Kev and the Gods of Style looked down upon her and graced her with style and elegance. For her surprise appearance on David Letterman she showed up looking fabulous in a simple black dress and bobbed blonde locks, showing the world that she was single and hot once again.
Unfortunately, her Letterman appearance seems to have been her high point, cos it's all been downhill since then!
First, she got herself some hair extensions and hooked up with Paris Hilton, and has been on a bender ever since. The two first hooked up in Vegas two weeks ago. Britney started out the night wearing satin trousers, shirt and tie. At some point during the evening Brit decided she'd be more comfortable without pants, so spent the rest of the evening in her fishnet tights, shirt and tie. Now that's classy. In fact, there should be more of that in the world. Out to dinner and you've eaten too much? Don't undo the top button of your jeans, just take em' off and continue eating in your underpants.
Back in LA the two have been at celeb hotspot Hyde almost every night. For these outings Britney seems determined the wear tiny skirts and no underwear. Which any style guru will tell you is definitely the stylish option.........oh not, that's right....it's the skanky option, I always get those two mixed up! In the last week alone, photographers have managed to get photo's of Britney without undies on two separate occasions! Sweetie, if you're going to insist on not wearing underwear, can you please keep your legs closed. You know you're followed by about 100 photographers everywhere you go! I don't know why Britney was so worried about the prospect of a sex tape, when she's intent on showing everything of her own volition. Or maybe, I'm not giving her enough credit....perhaps that was her secret plan all along??
Poor Sean Preston and Jayden James......with parents like Britney and Kevin, what chance do they possibly have.
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