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K-Fed to Hold Britney to Ransom Over Sex Tape

November 13th 2006 22:40
K-Fed, or as the US press has now dubbed him, Fed-Ex is trying a new ploy to attempt to get more moola out of his estranged wife, and gives everyone another reason to hate him.

According to the News of the World, Kev has a four hour sex tape of the couple that they filmed while on their honeymoon and he's threatening to sell it. Allegedly, Fed-Ex has already been offered approx $50M (US) for the tape by a film company who will look to make it available online.

Britney, understandably is worried about her image if the tape gets out. Though, if you ask me, the girl has made a career out of parading about half naked in her film clips, and she obviously is looking to show off her new sexy image (cos she has cleaned herself right up lately), so I doubt a sex tape is going to ruin her chances of a career comeback. Besides, as Paris Hilton will tell you, a sex tape can actually make you more popular. Although, who would want to watch four hours of the couple having sex is beyond me. I can't think of anything LESS erotic than seeing Kev on the job......urrggghhh, just writing that put a visual image of it in my head and I may never be able to have sex again. Oh, gross!!!!!


Of course, the fact that Kevin would happily sell a video of himself and Britney having sex when he knows that one day his own kids are going to eventually see it is an indication of how little he cares for anyone but himself. According to sources, all Kevin is interested in at this point in time is getting as much money out of his wife as possible and causing as much hurt as he can. And goodness knows he needs the money, his recording career is going nowhere and he can't support the lifestyle he's become accustomed to on a back-up dancers salary (of $30K per annum).


Apparently, Britney came to her senses and finally decided to file for divorce after she found Kevin in his hotel room with another woman. Kevin was notified that he was being divorced via text message.

All I can say is good riddance. I hope that Britney's comeback is huge and that nothing but bad luck befalls her ex. I've never been a big fan of Britney's before, but damn, the girl deserves a medal for putting up with him for 2 years. Well, that and a slap across the back of the head for being stupid enough to marry him in the first place!


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Comment by Nina

November 13th 2006 23:19
This guy is just an absolute loser. He should take note of the ex that released Paris' tape - he came off as nothing but a sleaze-bag, and I can't even remember his name any more.

But I have to say, Fed-Ex is classic!

Comment by KylieW

November 13th 2006 23:35
Isn't that the best name ever for him! The man is a toad.
And you're absolutely right, Kev will come off looking way worse than Britney. Rick Solomon certainly did after selling the Paris Hilton tape!

Comment by Bryn

November 13th 2006 23:58
CANE toad puh-lease! Ergh!
Yeah, Britney was puh-retty damn silly to marry him in the first place, but then she married an old school friend for a handful of hours too ... methinks she can be a few sandwiches short of a picnic sometimes (er, a lot of the time) ....

Comment by KylieW

November 14th 2006 00:16
Yeah, she doesn't come across as the sharpest tool in the shed most of the time. Yet she's worth $50M. Go figure.

Actually, I read an article once that claimed that the original idea for the 'Hit Me Baby One More Time' film clip was a cartoon style clip, but Britney was the one who insisted on her donning the school girl outift and the dancing. Which turned out to be a VERY wise move.

So she's savvy about some things, very dumb about other things, and has rotten taste in men.

Comment by Bryn

November 14th 2006 00:28
Yup. Agreed on that.

Comment by TonyK

November 14th 2006 00:33
In hindsight Britney would have been better off sticking with Justin Timberlake, now he seems like a nice guy

Comment by Bryn

November 14th 2006 00:38
well of course, he's bringing sexy back ....lmfao ...

Comment by KylieW

November 14th 2006 00:46
Well, Kevin does make Justin appealling. Justin's a bit bland for my liking, but he seems nice enough, and at least the chances of him selling on a sex tape are almost nil.

Comment by Bryn

November 14th 2006 00:47
Apparently he's hung like a horse though ...

Comment by TonyK

November 14th 2006 00:50
You make that sound like a bad thing for women Bryn,lol

Comment by KylieW

November 14th 2006 00:55
Really, I hadn't heard that Bryn? Maybe that's why Cameron Diaz always has a smile on her face???

Comment by KylieW

November 14th 2006 00:55
There is such a thing as too big though.....

Comment by TonyK

November 14th 2006 01:00
Yea thats true I spose, each to their own. Hence his nickname of Trousersnake

Comment by Bryn

November 14th 2006 01:02
Exactly TonyK ... US music industry word is that he's got a party in his pants.
Guess Britney and Cam would know for sure.

Comment by KylieW

November 14th 2006 01:06
Of course. I had completely forgotten about the Trousersnake nickname!


Comment by Bryn

November 14th 2006 01:08
word on the street is Cam affectionately calls him python boy .... lmfao

Comment by KylieW

November 14th 2006 01:14
And Justin certainly has no need to freeload off his woman, Kevin-style. That man is worth plenty I'm sure.

I was reading somewhere the other day that Britney was worth an estimated $100M when she married Kevin, and that her wealth is now estimated at $50M. Now obviously, I'm not blaming Kev for spending $50M of her money in 2 years (obiviously not touring and releasing albums is partly responsible).......BUT, I'm betting that he certainly went through a big chunk of her cash in that time.



Comment by Bryn

November 14th 2006 01:32
doesn't she read her bank statements ..??? she should've clipped him round the ear for that kind of frivolous spending ... booze, charlie, gambling, booze, pot, booze, strippers, gambling, booze, designer handkerchiefs, charlie, gambling, pot .... um ... booze

Comment by KylieW

November 14th 2006 02:02
I think you've summed it up pretty nicely there Bryn.

He certainly wasn't spending it on clothes. Oh yeah, and there was the money well spent on making his CD.


Comment by K.L. Almeroth

November 14th 2006 03:13

To KylieW,

Oh my God!!!!!!!!!

I hate him so much, and I don't even know him!!!

How must it feel, though, to be considered the biggest loser on the planet??

Do you think he cries himself to sleep at night?

I hope so.

K.L.

Comment by Bryn

November 14th 2006 03:15
Apparently he went into a corner and burst into tears when he recieved the sms from Britney informing of the divorce proceedings ...

Comment by K.L. Almeroth

November 14th 2006 03:37

Bryn,

I kind of feel bad...

But then I think what an ass he's been to Britney and his own kids...

And he was probably only crying because he knows he won't get the million a month from Britney anymore!

K.L.

Comment by KylieW

November 14th 2006 03:54
I hadn't heard about the tears! I heard that he got the sms only 2 hours after doing an interview where he was saying that his wife and kids come first etc.

He just makes my skin crawl.


Comment by Bryn

November 14th 2006 03:57
He's a hypocrite.
He's a parasite.
He's talentless.
But a four hour sex tape ...??? Who's zoomin' who??

Comment by KylieW

November 14th 2006 04:06
Yea, the mind boggles! I'm trying not to think about it too much, because I really really don't want to picture Kevin naked.

Comment by Kylar

November 14th 2006 08:17
come now, the man has a red-hot career happening. Surely you can't say a wrong word about him! (note: sarcasm).

Funny, funny stuff, nice work with the blog.

Comment by Scarlett

November 14th 2006 14:15
This man gives the word 'scum' an all new meaning.

Comment by d0ct0r

November 14th 2006 17:47
well i rember the day they got married i said to my self... "this guy is'nt right for her" and after two years the same thing has happened

Comment by KylieW

November 14th 2006 23:06
Kylar - sarcasm is duly noted. At first I was worried that you might be a Kevin fan, but I was very relieved to see that you're not! Thanks for the comment about the blog, appreciate it.

Scarlett - you're exactly right. There should be a picture of Kevin in the dictionary beside the word 'scum'

d0ct0r - I didn't see the union lasting for too long either. I don't know what she ever saw in him in the first place.

Comment by Vixter

November 15th 2006 01:29
Brit's bigger than a sex scandal - it'll pass - and the best part is by that time the kids wont even have a clue about whatever went before.
GO BRIT!

Comment by KylieW

November 15th 2006 01:37
Yeah, a sex scandal won't hurt her at all if you ask me.

Comment by Justin

November 15th 2006 15:48
FedEx or Kevin Freeloader - it's all good and fitting.

Even if the video does get out, it will only serve to reinforce her image as being made over, moving on and looking forward without that trash junkie.

Comment by KylieW

November 15th 2006 22:21
I agree Justin. Let him release the tape. It won't hurt her career and he'll just be shown as the toad that he is.

Comment by Adrienne

November 16th 2006 05:19
What an ass- she should have known better when she married him! His ex gf was already preggers for christ's sake

Comment by Anonymous

November 16th 2006 14:06
r u guys dumb or wot .. britney asked him to marry her for f sake .. he just decided to enjoy the lifestyle while he coudl and good on him!! hes a definite batty boy and if he gets a tape of britney being rogered in full nuddy then thats what the world had been waiting to see for like 10 years almost!! and props for rick slaoman .. if it wasnt for him we wouldnt have seen paris naked gettin ploughed answerin her phone ( as soon)

Comment by KylieW

November 16th 2006 22:43
Thanks for the insight Anonymous. However, as far as Rick Solomon, all that tape did was show that he was a total dud in bed. The Paris video is the worlds most boring porno ever.

However, you're right, Britney did marry Kev in the first place. And he'll get his 2 mill. But he doesn't deserve a single cent more. All he did was spend Brit's money and subject the world to his own brand (and by brand, I mean "shitty") of rap.

Comment by KylieW

November 16th 2006 22:50
Anonymous,

The only thing I'll say about Rick Solomon, is that his video showed that he a total dud in bed. And that Paris video has to be the most boring pseudo-porno ever.

And hey, I had no problem with Kev enjoying Britney's money while he was married to her. But he got 2 years on her gravy train. Why the hell should she have to pay for his lifestyle for the rest of his life? He's a talentless loser!

KylieW

Comment by KylieW

November 16th 2006 22:55
Thanks for the insight Anonymous. However, as far as Rick Solomon, all that tape did was show that he was a total dud in bed. The Paris video is the worlds most boring porno ever.

However, you're right, Britney did marry Kev in the first place. And he'll get his 2 mill. But he doesn't deserve a single cent more. All he did was spend Brit's money and subject the world to his own brand (and by brand, I mean "shitty") of rap.

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