Is this how you would present yourself?
August 30th 2007 02:06
Okay, imagine that you're Britney Spears (I know.....it's scary isn't it). Your ex-husband is challenging you for primary custody of your two children. He's also sicced the Department of Children and Family Services on to you and they're investigating you for possible child abuse.
News of all of this just broke in the last couple of days. The custody hearing about your kids takes place next week. So between now and then you want to put your best foot forward and show the world that you're a good mother. You're responsible. You're a grown-up. And most importantly, you're not completely mental.
Okay, now imagine what you'd wear when you headed out in public. You know that you're going to have hundreds of papparazzi following you around until your custody hearing. So this is your big chance.
Okay, so do you have a mental picture of what you'd wear when you headed out in public and faced photographers?
Good. Now tell me. Does it look anything like this......................... .........
I'm sorry, I know she's going through a hard time. But this is precisely why I can't bring myself to feel sorry for her. And while I'm at it. Would someone please wrestle the mental bitch to the ground and peel those f**king boots off of her. I know it seemed like a funny joke for one of her friends to play on her when they told her that her boots were really cool and would go with any outfit. But the joke is over.
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News of all of this just broke in the last couple of days. The custody hearing about your kids takes place next week. So between now and then you want to put your best foot forward and show the world that you're a good mother. You're responsible. You're a grown-up. And most importantly, you're not completely mental.
Okay, now imagine what you'd wear when you headed out in public. You know that you're going to have hundreds of papparazzi following you around until your custody hearing. So this is your big chance.
Okay, so do you have a mental picture of what you'd wear when you headed out in public and faced photographers?
Good. Now tell me. Does it look anything like this......................... .........
Is this what you'd wear when you wanted to convince everyone you're a good mother?
I'm sorry, I know she's going through a hard time. But this is precisely why I can't bring myself to feel sorry for her. And while I'm at it. Would someone please wrestle the mental bitch to the ground and peel those f**king boots off of her. I know it seemed like a funny joke for one of her friends to play on her when they told her that her boots were really cool and would go with any outfit. But the joke is over.
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Comment by Tracy
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Comment by David
It's a tough one, because if Britney had the arse of a supermodel, who'd had ten abortions and not given motherhood a crack to keep her figure trim, taut and terrific, no-one would be complaining. They'd be saying Go Gurl! Show us more!
Besides Britney's (former) arse, I like to look at things from different angles or perspectives.
The celebrity world is a crack up. That supermodel parade they had the other night (the walking on water, Jesus style one) where they covered all the front-row A list people in plastic? At a fashion show? I mean that was just hilarious.
Keep the posts coming. Someone has to take a different 'take' on Celebrity.
David ...
Comment by Tracy
Movies and Life
I don’t think mothers have to hide the evidence that their body has changed after childbirth, but it just seemed like an odd choice, as the clothes unfortunately emphasised those bodily bits. It's unusual to see a woman show her cellulite so clearly especially someone like Britney who only has to burp and it's on the front page of a mag...
Comment by Louie
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when you are trading, things go in cycles......when they are going badly you think they will never be good again, my fellow traders and i have a mantra when everything goes against you...yell as lud as you can
MAKE THE BAD MAN STOP
will someone make the bad man stop for this girl...PLEASE
Comment by Sheree
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Indeed David it is a crack.
Kylie I'm concerned about the size of her forehead. It seems unusually large. Perhaps she could donate it to the advertising world and they can tattoo advertisements for properly fitted clothing and/or underwear. Bonds, anyone?
Comment by D. Armenta
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To give her the benefit of the doubt, though, maybe that photo was taken right after somebody "pantsed" her..Ashton Kutcher looks like the type who'd just go up behind someone and yank their pants down. Maybe he did it.
Comment by Cibbuano
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No, she must be, right? It's just a tiny thong, and it's being flossed to invisibility?
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
David - you're probably right. If it was Gisele Bundchen everyone would encourage her to wear tops as dresses. Of course, even women who are paid only to look good and don't ever have to think (ie models) are smart enough not to wear tops as dresses!!!
Louie - The bad man seems to be on a roll when it comes to Britney!
Sheree - Now that you mention it, her forehead does look quite large doesn't it. Don't go giving her ideas though. Next week we will see her advertising Coke on it.
D. - I'm just so sick of seeing her in those boots. She wears them with everything. I know she should conserve her cash cos she's going to be paying a lot more of it to Kevin when he gets custody of the kids. But for christs sake.......take the boots off!!!
As for pantsing. Hmm....maybe she'd been Prank'd and didn't even realise it. You could be on to something.
Cibby - I'm going to assume that even Britney isn't dumb enough not to wear underwear with that dress and that it is in fact a tiny g-sting that has gotten lost!!!
Comment by Miswanderlust
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Comment by Kleonaptra
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Oh, What was that? It IS a dress? My mistake.
Comment by KylieW
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Kleo - you're exactly right. It's actually a cute little top. But a dress it most certainly is not. And it's definitely not a dress that you'd wear a g-string with either. Thats asking for your bare ass to be plastered all over every magazine!
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Comment by Lilla
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I've come to the conclusion that she must have smashed all the mirrors at her place, during the detox...
Lilla ...
Comment by charliesgirl_992000
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I feel sorry for them, but like you said, "Not for her!!" She is just digging her hole deeper and eeper.
Tammy
Comment by KylieW
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Lilla - maybe shes a vampire and can't see her own reflection???
Tammy - me too. Feel sorry for the kids. Very little sympathy for her!!!