Can Someone Please Lock Britney Spears Up
June 14th 2007 05:13
Okay, I know that with Paris Hilton in jail and Lindsay Lohan in rehab, times are a little quiet. And sure, Britney probably thinks that she should take centre stage right now. But she shouldn't. In fact, despite the fact that I live and breathe celebrity gossip, I wish she'd just stay the f**k at home and out of the news.
Here's what Britney's been up to in the last few days.
Almost.....But Not Quite Flashing the World
On Tuesday night, Britney hit LA nightspot Winstons with a few friends. Why she felt that she should wander along the street with her dress almost falling off is beyond me. And why is she STILL wearing those F**KING cowboy boots that she wears with everything?????
And if you knew a couple dozen papparazzi were taking photo's of you, would you climb around inside the car? Maybe she was just trying to prove to everyone that she does have underwear???
More Underwear Flashing
This is Britney getting back into her car after getting her nails done.
For gods sake Britney, there are about 40 photographers following you everywhere you go. Do you think maybe after all this time you could learn to get out of your car and keep your f**kin' legs closed?
I'm just thankful that she seems to have finally grasped what underwear is for.
Message to Her Fans
In a message to fans on her website, Britney has asked her fans to help her decided on a title for her new album. The choices are:
1. Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like
2. What if the Joke is on You
3. Down Boy
4. Integrity
5. Dignity
Though if you want to vote, you have to join Britney's fan club......which will cost you $25.
I'm sure that Brit is trying to be funny here. The problem is that she's not smart enough to be funny. Firstly, you were in rehab too Brit......so you could probably lay off the Lindsay Lohan jokes. After all, she's possibly the ONLY person in the world more f**ked up than you are! And secondly, I mean just using the terms Integrity or Dignity in relation to Britney. Well damn, that's just the dumbest thing I've ever heard!!
I'd like to suggest a 6th album title:
Your career is over. Stop the pretense you mental bitch!
Or is that a bit harsh??
Photo's courtesy of INF Daily and The Superficial
Here's what Britney's been up to in the last few days.
Almost.....But Not Quite Flashing the World
On Tuesday night, Britney hit LA nightspot Winstons with a few friends. Why she felt that she should wander along the street with her dress almost falling off is beyond me. And why is she STILL wearing those F**KING cowboy boots that she wears with everything?????
Maybe it was time to breast feed Jayden James???
And if you knew a couple dozen papparazzi were taking photo's of you, would you climb around inside the car? Maybe she was just trying to prove to everyone that she does have underwear???
Hey, she DOES own underwear!!
More Underwear Flashing
Wearing underwear 2 days in a row......wow, she's really growing up huh?
This is Britney getting back into her car after getting her nails done.
For gods sake Britney, there are about 40 photographers following you everywhere you go. Do you think maybe after all this time you could learn to get out of your car and keep your f**kin' legs closed?
I'm just thankful that she seems to have finally grasped what underwear is for.
Message to Her Fans
In a message to fans on her website, Britney has asked her fans to help her decided on a title for her new album. The choices are:
1. Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like
2. What if the Joke is on You
3. Down Boy
4. Integrity
5. Dignity
Though if you want to vote, you have to join Britney's fan club......which will cost you $25.
I'm sure that Brit is trying to be funny here. The problem is that she's not smart enough to be funny. Firstly, you were in rehab too Brit......so you could probably lay off the Lindsay Lohan jokes. After all, she's possibly the ONLY person in the world more f**ked up than you are! And secondly, I mean just using the terms Integrity or Dignity in relation to Britney. Well damn, that's just the dumbest thing I've ever heard!!
I'd like to suggest a 6th album title:
Your career is over. Stop the pretense you mental bitch!
Or is that a bit harsh??
Photo's courtesy of INF Daily and The Superficial
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Comment by Kleonaptra
Kalikapsychosis
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
I'll be interested to see how her album goes. I was originally on her side. Now I'm hoping that she sells about as many copies as K-Fed did.
God I'm such a bitch!!!
Kylie
Comment by Bryn
Horrorphile
Cheers Kylie, you made my night, or should I say morning, after a bitch of a night, I should add.
Hilarious.
Britney is so absolutely clueless.
With oodles of money.
Who has more? Paris or Britney?
Comment by Ash
Australian Traveller
Flashes of memories
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Ash - thanks! I know it's mean......but she's just a useless human being!
Comment by Miswanderlust
Killer Beats
Ramble On
Hipnotherapy
I guess Britney does not have a grandmother. My grandmother would have taken her to task for showing her "snapping turtle" to the world. She would also be told how she and the other church lades were praying for God to watch over her grand daughterdespite her demonic urges...
Thank God Britney has broken down and bought some underpants. Too bad my grandma is dead because I would delight in her tales of how Britney is such a whore....
Mis
Comment by Winston
Small Thoughts on Big Questions
Comment by Aimzster
Health and Beauty
Reality TV
The Jeepney Stop
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Winston - you do have a point. It has been very quiet without Paris and Lindsay.....if Britney behaved herself I'd have nothing to write about!!!
Aimster - yeah it is harsh.....but it's what I'm hoping too!! I was briefly on her side after she dumped K-Fed........but she's such a skank that now I hope her album tanks!
Comment by DuskDevi
Rucks and Rolls
Rugby World Cup 2007
Come on....that can't just be me....
Is flashing the new black or something?
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
OMG....you're right. She DOES look like Ashlee in that top pic. I hadn't picked it before. It's the nose (and probably a bad pic).
I can see the Jess resemblance in the last one too......but that first one she's a dead ringer for Ashlee.
Weird
Kylie
Comment by Raoul Duke
Style of Eye
Period.
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Comment by Raoul Duke
Style of Eye
Weird.
Comment by MelissaA
Fun Facts
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession