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What Britney Said This Week..........

October 19th 2007 01:25
Britney Spears
It's Britney, she thinks its classy to have the bottons on her dress open
I must apologise for my dismal efforts this week. It's been a crazy busy week and I've gotten home from work in time to fall in to bed each night. I've been quite out of touch with the goings on of the celebrity world. But fear not. I'm back now and ready to report......


Poor old Britney has once again lost all visitation rights with her kids. Why? Well, as part of Britney's court order, she has to supply the drug testing people with her contact details so she can be contacted for her random drug tests. Hmmm....so you get your assistant to pass on your address and mobile number. Easy right? Apparently not so for Brit. Brit has failed to give them the info they need, and so an LA court has taken away her visitation rights. Damn, that girl really doesn't want her kids.

But, that's not the real story for today. Today, we're going to glimpse inside Britney Spears mind (hold on, this is gonna get scary) when we get to eavesdrop on a couple of her conversations:

Last Thursday Britney was shopping at Neiman Marcus when she asked for her dog London. When Britney was told that the dog was at her home in Malibu she replied with:

"Fuck that.....that will take us over an hour to drive there. Can't we have the dog messengered over?"


Then, she was overheard talking about the judge in her court case. Britney complained "I hate my judge. He is so mean. Just an old fart. He told me I was being catty with him, but he was being catty with me and paid me no respect at all. His job is to sit there and tell people what to do. And that's just so sad, because he gets off on it."

Oh man, give me a minute to dry my eyes. I'm sorry, the idea of anyone giving Britney any respect, let alone a judge is just too funny.

And she can't give a phone number to drug testers so that she can see her kids, but is willing to courier her dog to a department store so she doesn't have to be separated from it.

Honestly, there are days when I just love Britney.

Links
TMZ - Britney's visition suspended
Us Weekly - Brit debut's F**k off jacket
Photo credit - Getty Images
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Comment by DuskDevi

October 19th 2007 01:38
Well...I couldn't give a shit about Britney but it is good to see you KW!
You've been missed hon...hope you're well and remember...B-B-B-B-Berocca is your B-Best friend at times like these.

Dusk

Comment by Nina

October 19th 2007 01:39
What Britney's life has become is somehow both amusing and tragic at the same time...

Comment by Bryn

October 19th 2007 02:19
Britney, the Great Trainwreck of Modern Pop Times

Comment by katyzzz

October 19th 2007 02:53
Very sad, but I think you do remarkably well, you just keep pushing them out.

Hope you've recovered.

Comment by Cibbuano

October 19th 2007 04:14

Comment by KylieW

October 19th 2007 04:40
Dusk - aww...thanks! And funny you should mention that. I'm carrying a packet of berocca in my handbag!!

Nina - yes, I know!

Bryn - that will be her legacy

Katyzz - hey, another pic. Very nice!

Cibby - I don't think so. Certainly not as much as she loves Starbucks frappacino's and her dog.

Comment by Michaelie

October 19th 2007 06:11
Oh God, that picture. Pure Britney 'class' all right. She needs to be put in a lunatic asylum.

Michaelie

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

October 19th 2007 07:54
You can't convince me that the baby wasn't trying to teach Britney how to drive when it was pictured on her lap in the car.



MNG

Comment by Mountain Fog

October 19th 2007 15:00
Hi Kylie,

Well, it is as I suspected! Britney is a pack hound...a dog!
They have to stick together...

But imagine this, her kids hitting their teens and some "pal' shows her the trashy mags with their doped out mum spread all over it with her boobs banging about...what an awful day that'll be!

cheers...and guess wot? I have become addicted to your posts now...damn it...I feel a bit Britneyised, can't live without my Celebrity hit...now.....where's my gaddamned dawg...oh yes, there she is, snoring on the floor...time for bed!

cheers

fog

Comment by Miswanderlust

October 19th 2007 22:51
Kylie
I think Garbage wrote a song about her......
Mis

Comment by Louie

October 20th 2007 01:46
the delusions keep on coming......i think she missed a fre years of school or probably all of highschool or something......no-one taught her respect has to be earned and the judge doesnt have a clue who she is or how much money he has and is taking the case on face value: treating her how he would an drug f@#cked idiot who puts her kids at risk i.e. WITH NO RESPECT....

I still think this is all an act so K-fed has to have the kids and cant party it up so much......

Comment by KylieW

October 23rd 2007 05:43
Hey everyone thanks for the comments!!!

Comment by Anonymous

November 3rd 2007 02:18
Brittney needs to realize that her kids are more important then f******g another faggot.
COMMON SENSE BRITT!!!
forget the drugs and the guys and try to spend time with your kids!

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