Britney Has Guns!
January 8th 2008 01:06
Where's my gun? I swear if you don't unstrap me I'll bust a cap in your ass!!!!
Britney supposedly had a Beretta 92FS which she keeps in her bedroom! K-Fed knew this because he was the one who gave Brit the handgun for her birthday!! Wow, how romantic. A handgun. Who wants lingerie, clothes or jewellery for your birthday? Nothing says 'I Love You' like a Beretta!!! Britney also had another gun - a Glock. You know, which is cool. Cos if I was going to carry round a gun. It would definitely be a Glock. Nothing says badass like a Glock.
According to one of K-Fed's friends who spoke to News of the World:
K-Fed, 29, panicked on Thursday night after realising the fallen pop princess kept the handgun—a Beretta 92FS—in the master bedroom where she was holding the kids, Jayden James, one, and Sean Preston, two.
Convinced that in her out-of-control state she would use the weapon to kill the lads then turn it on her herself, the wannabe rapper rang his lawyers who alerted the authorities. "Kevin knew she was on the edge and might snap at any time.
Britney and handguns. Seems like a great combination - kind of like Potassium and Water (that's a bit of an in-joke for us chemistry geeks out there! See, you didn't know that I knew shit about chemistry did you?).
News of the World is also stating that Britney took large amounts of OxyContin and pleaded with K-Fed to sell her the kids for a multi-million dollar payout. She supposedly also rang her pregnant younger sister Jamie Lynn, and told her that she wasn't going to be the only Spears girl of the cover of magazines next week.
Since leaving the hospital on the weekend, Britney has been holed up with her new paparazzi lover Adnan Ghalib. Which just shows how stable she is. Adnan is supposedly married, and has already been talking to the media since he first hooked up with Brit - cos you know, that's what nice guys do. Shag you and then tell the media all about it!!!
According to The Daily Mail, it also seems that Adnan is trying to sell photo's of him and Britney for $1M to UK media outlets. And they're suggesting that Adnan also has taken some very intimate and sexual photos and video's of the two of them together that could be used against her to cause her embarrassment.
C'mon dude, this Britney. Girlfriends loves flashing her pantyless vagina at the world, regularly strips down to her underwear in clubs and enjoys shagging paparazzi. It takes a lot to embarass Britney!!
Dr Phil
And in the "It Could Only Happen In LA" Files. It turns out that Britney had a surprise visitor while she was in hospital. Who? Well, it was none other than Dr Phil!!
Dr Phil made a surprise visit to Britney at Cedars Sinai hospital before she was released. Despite the fact that she is not a patient under his care, and he didn't get the okay from her treating doctor, the medical staff at Cedars Sinai decided that it was fine for Dr Phil to simply lob up and corner Britney to tell her that she's batshit crazy and in need of medical help.
Violation of her privacy and rights much???
Dr Phil proudly told the media that he is now convinced that Britney is Bi-Polar and in need of medical attention (wow, you're so insightful Dr Phil....you really do know everything....dumbass!). And just to show that Dr Phil genuinely wants to help Britney and isn't just going after ratings, he was planning on doing a whole show on her! However, after fairly wide-spread criticism of his visit to Britney, Dr Phil has since scrapped the idea of the show.
Oh and lastly. For those of you who want to know what happens when you put Potassium in Water. CLICK HERE. When the video box comes up just click on the Replay Video option. See, learning can be fun!
Links
News of the World
The Daily Mail
PopCrunch - Who is Adnan Ghalib
Reuters - Dr Phil Scraps Show on Britney
Exploding Sodium and Potassium in Water
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Comment by Cibbuano
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I believe everything I hear about Britney, now... guns for her birthday? Definitely...
Comment by Tracy
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Comment by Damo
You have to love the 5th ammendment.
Love it to death.
BTW I had a self confessed bipolar client for my business once. There was no middle ground between loving my work or hating it. Super happy enthusiasm then deep downward spiral to nothingness. Despite losing money over his pipe dreams I was so happy to be rid of him.
Comment by Michaelie
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I read an old article the other day, about a mother saying her daughters look up to Britney, because she's so pretty and famous, and the mum didn't mind because Britney was such a good, sweet, wholesome girl...
Wonder what that household is like now.
Michaelie
Comment by Kleonaptra
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Ive missed you! Im one of the few women out there who would relish a gun as a gift....I'll never get one though, cos my man would have the same things to fear!
Comment by Rosemary
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Comment by Wayne F
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As for Dr. Phil rushing to her aid, just a chance for him to get some of her publicity as well in my opinion.
Comment by tlcorbin
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I'd like to vote her (Britney) as the star I'd most like to see in a Burqa.
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Comment by Miswanderlust
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Britney is such a tabloid princess!
Mis
Comment by Ash
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oh will the drama ever end with this girl?
Ash
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Comment by MelissaA
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I'm sure Adnan's got quite a deal going there with his own wife ' Honestly honey, we'll soon be able to retire multi-millionaires at this rate! What a cash-cow!"
Don't even get me started on Dr Phil.
Comment by KylieW
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Comment by Anonymous
Kevin should just take them away for vacation in a secluded island where no reporters will come.
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