Britney - I'll Only Perform If I Don't Have to Sing!
July 3rd 2007 01:31
Britney Spears was supposed to perform last Saturday night as part of Cyndi Laupers True Colours tour in LA.
However, fans who might have been eager to see Britney (you need to get a life if you were one of these fans) would have been disappointed after Britney cancelled on the show. Britney pulled out of the show after she was told that she wouldn't be allowed to LIP SYNC. Apparently if you perform with Cyndi, you have to actually perform. Not just dance on stage to a cd.
Well hot damn, don't you just hate it when you've made $120M as a singer, and then people like expect you to like actually like sing live. Like c'mon y'all!!!!!
Cyndi's management has told People that this wasn't at all the reason that Britney isn't performing, saying that the actually never heard back from Britney's people as to whether she'd be part of the show. Sure..........
In more Britney news, Kevin Federline is refusing to sign the divorce papers to make his divorce from Brit official as he's concerned about her post rehab partying and her ability to take joint custody of their kids.
Hot damn, how bad a parent must you be when Kevin Federline is worried about your parenting skills!!!!!!
Of course, I'm not sure why Kevin is worried. Britney is obviously a completely sane and capable parent. I mean, I'm pretty sure that she's dressed by a monkey, but just because she dresses like this in public, doesn't mean that she can't take care of a couple kids.
Photo's from The Superficial
However, fans who might have been eager to see Britney (you need to get a life if you were one of these fans) would have been disappointed after Britney cancelled on the show. Britney pulled out of the show after she was told that she wouldn't be allowed to LIP SYNC. Apparently if you perform with Cyndi, you have to actually perform. Not just dance on stage to a cd.
Well hot damn, don't you just hate it when you've made $120M as a singer, and then people like expect you to like actually like sing live. Like c'mon y'all!!!!!
Cyndi's management has told People that this wasn't at all the reason that Britney isn't performing, saying that the actually never heard back from Britney's people as to whether she'd be part of the show. Sure..........
In more Britney news, Kevin Federline is refusing to sign the divorce papers to make his divorce from Brit official as he's concerned about her post rehab partying and her ability to take joint custody of their kids.
Hot damn, how bad a parent must you be when Kevin Federline is worried about your parenting skills!!!!!!
Of course, I'm not sure why Kevin is worried. Britney is obviously a completely sane and capable parent. I mean, I'm pretty sure that she's dressed by a monkey, but just because she dresses like this in public, doesn't mean that she can't take care of a couple kids.
You're right, this outfit isn't at all tasteful. That's why she stripped down to her bra in the car and then drove through the drive through to get burgers (that's a true story)
Why keep your dress up. It's way classier with half your boobs hanging out
A nice casual chic outfit for a walk in the sun
Photo's from The Superficial
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Comment by David
All of my novels will be blank pages. But my fans will still buy them.
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Comment by David
The day I start crusing more than I am already? I'll be going backwards.
Comment by Deorre
Stress Alive
Man Lessons
Got to love the Brittney.
Comment by Aimzster
Reality TV
The Jeepney Stop
First Time Mum
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Deorre - oh yeah, mesh is awesome. Particularly for a beer gut. It's especially sexy when you take it off and you have the imprint on your skin. whew, sexy!
Aimzter - I know how boring would it be if everyone dressed well!! Good old Britney keeps things interesting. Though I hope never ever to see her without underwear again.......that was not a pretty sight!
Comment by Bryn
Horrorphile
Instead of those clowns runninng around bopping each other on the head we'd get Britney parading around in a number of her "finest" outfits, sucking a cappaccino frappe, in a really bad wig, making stupid faces.
Comment by Stanley
what a bizarre chick! i can't believe i used to fantasise about her. now i'll stick to mind shagging such classy chicks as condoleezza rice, lindsay lohan, paris hilton or courtney love. you know, women with real class and integrity.
Comment by D. Armenta
The Florida Keys and Everglades
The Black Sheep Chronicles
What constitutes bad manners?
The male mystique
Debate Fan
L.A.M.P.
Comment by Cibbuano
Hunt Famous
Orble Post of the Day
Fat Cult
Techbreak
'What, she wants me to sing on stage? Then there's no studio processing to make my voice sound perfect! Ridiculous!'
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Stanley - yeah, I'd worry about guys who fantasise about Britney these days!
D - you do make a good point. I never thought about that. I probably wouldn't want her to sing live either.
Cib - She didn't make millions of dollars so she'd have to sing live you know. That's not fair.
She could have her own tv show - Skank my Teen Star. She could take wholesome teenagers and fully skank them out. I'd watch that on tv.
Comment by Mrs M
Mum's Word
Kylie.,
I'm not quite sure who told her she could sing in the first place.
Love & stuff
Mrs M
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
HAHAHAHAHAHA....that's true.
Kylie
Comment by Miswanderlust
Killer Beats
Ramble On
Hipnotherapy
Britney's shelf life is expiring soon. She is following in Danny Bonaduce's footsteps
She is showing her not so great after two kids, drinking a daily 12 pack and not exercising body to the public. Kissing Madonna, throwing Diva hissy fits around every imaginable corner just to get noticed, and humiliating herself musically every chance she gets.
She is still a child in my opinion. She needs to sit in the "naughty chair" until she can act appropriately. Baby-face looks and soft, shiny lips might have sold records back in the day to horny 13 year old boys and older dudes clamoring have an audiological visual for whacking off. After 5 albums, one Greatest Hits Collection, two marriages and rehab (?) and a stint with child protective services, do we really still care what Britney has got to say? No thanks girlfriend
whew.....
Mis
Comment by Winston
Small Thoughts on Big Questions
Comment by tlcorbin-raginravensview
How about a black spandex and mesh outfit? I'd look fab in it while presenting her a check for 120M not to sing.
Raven