Britney's Comeback Is As Lame As You'd Expect!
May 3rd 2007 01:33
Yes, Britney Spears staged the first of her comeback shows last night at the House of Blues in San Diego. The tickets, which were on sale for $35 each, sold for as much as $500 on eBay.
So, what did fans get for their $500.00? Well, they got 14 minutes of Britney (yes, count them......14 minutes) LIP SYNCING 5 of her tunes and doing Pussy Cat Dolls style dance routines.
The set list included:
Baby One More Time
I'm A Slave For You
Breathe On Me
Do Something
Toxic
Brit barely interacted with the audience at all, mumbling "Thanks Everyone For Coming" right at the end. That was it.
So, she was onstage for 14 minutes, and only actually said 4 words. One hell of a comeback Britney.
What was she thinking? I know, I know. She doesn't think. But surely someone in her camp pointed out to her that a comeback show would pack more of a punch if she could actually sing. Afterall, isn't that what she's making her comeback as......a singer?
It's probably not her fault. She had to lip sync......she can't remember the words to the songs. Can't you just picture her:
Oops, I........oh dang y'all, I did it again.....I forgot the words. Whats the next line?
I did it again? No, I haven't sung the line yet, so I didn't forget it again. Man, and America thinks they're smarter than me.....no way y'all. Dude, seriously, what was the line again?
Here's a reasonably bad quallity video of Britney's performance last night
So, what did fans get for their $500.00? Well, they got 14 minutes of Britney (yes, count them......14 minutes) LIP SYNCING 5 of her tunes and doing Pussy Cat Dolls style dance routines.
The set list included:
Baby One More Time
I'm A Slave For You
Breathe On Me
Do Something
Toxic
Brit barely interacted with the audience at all, mumbling "Thanks Everyone For Coming" right at the end. That was it.
So, she was onstage for 14 minutes, and only actually said 4 words. One hell of a comeback Britney.
What was she thinking? I know, I know. She doesn't think. But surely someone in her camp pointed out to her that a comeback show would pack more of a punch if she could actually sing. Afterall, isn't that what she's making her comeback as......a singer?
It's probably not her fault. She had to lip sync......she can't remember the words to the songs. Can't you just picture her:
Oops, I........oh dang y'all, I did it again.....I forgot the words. Whats the next line?
I did it again? No, I haven't sung the line yet, so I didn't forget it again. Man, and America thinks they're smarter than me.....no way y'all. Dude, seriously, what was the line again?
Here's a reasonably bad quallity video of Britney's performance last night
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Comment by David
My education in all things Britney continues ...
(I got my mum to type the words. I couldn't remember them)....
David ...
Comment by Miswanderlust
Killer Beats
Ramble On
Hipnotherapy
Your post reminds me of the High-larious SNL sketch watch it yourself.
What a skank!
Mis
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Soon there will be nothing that you don't know about Britney!!
Kylie
Comment by Bryn
Horrorphile
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
I LOVE that video!!! Yep, she's a skank.
Bryn,
haha, yep, perfect 'feel like you're there' quality!
Comment by D. Armenta
The Florida Keys and Everglades
The Black Sheep Chronicles
What constitutes bad manners?
The male mystique
Debate Fan
Is there actually much interest in these aging Lolita types, or are they just being shoved down our throats?
I can't imagine Britney Spears appearing at the same place that has had B.B. King!!
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession