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Celebrity Obsession - May 2008

Beyonce is Pregnant

May 1st 2008 08:55

First comes love, then comes.....er knocked up?

Halle Berry, Christina Aguilera, Nicole Richie, J-Lo, Jessica Alba, Angelina Jolie, AND.......................... Beyonce Knowles. That's right, according to celebrity gossip site, Hollyscoop, Beyonce has joined the ranks of the recently impregnanted women in Hollywood.

According to a source who spoke exclusively with Hollyscoop, the Destiny's Child singer is 100% pregnant, which is the reason for Beyonce and Jay-Z's rushed marriage last month - as Beyonce has very strong Christian beliefs...........though obviously not strong enough to encompass no sex before marriage eh??

Of course, seeing as how Beyonce and Jay-Z have yet to confirm their marriage (despite a wedding certificate having been filed) don't expect them to say much about Beyonce being in the family way.

Hey, I say that anything that keeps Beyonce out of the recording studio is all good by me!!!

Ah, I kid you. Really. I'm happy for them.

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Comment by Tracy

May 1st 2008 09:45

Movies and Life

Ah...who isn't pregnant in Hollywoodland? It's like an epidemic...

Comment by Michaelie

May 1st 2008 10:40

Flick Wit

... and not just there, Trace.

So Beyonce is preggers. I hope they don't give it a kooky celeb name.

Has your week improved, Kylie?

Mich

Comment by Damo

May 1st 2008 11:28

For the Sake of Argument
My Apologetics

A sex symbol get preggy,
How did that happen?

"beyonce up the duff" Hahahahah.
you should save that for when Hiller duff gets preggy.

Comment by Natalie 2

May 1st 2008 17:07

Beta Girl Blog

Can't say I'm shocked...I'm sure she'll start going on and on about what a joy it is to be a mother, and it's just what she always wanted...then when the interview is over she'll hand the baby back to the nanny and jet set off to some fancy location.

Comment by Anonymous

May 1st 2008 20:20

Haha! I know! That was what I was thinking: She has such strong Christian beliefs which forced her to marry her babydaddy but her faith odid not knock on her door when she opened her legs for Jay-Z. Hypocrisy!

Anyhow, to each his own. So I hope she's happy :

Thanks for this post

Comment by Bryn

May 1st 2008 23:41

Horrorphile

... the baby's my love child

no seriously!

Comment by Tracy

May 2nd 2008 00:38

Movies and Life

That's quite a blend of genres, Bryn!

Comment by Rebecca 1

May 2nd 2008 06:01

Famous Zoo
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Hey Kylie,

I didn't see your post before I did mine, they pretty much say the same thing. I swear, it is just spooky co-incidence.

Cheers,
Bec

Comment by tlcorbin

May 2nd 2008 18:46

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Does she know how it happened Kylie? Truly a mystery.

Raven

Comment by What's Your Story?

May 3rd 2008 08:26

What's Your Story?
So You're Getting Married

Beyonce has very strong Christian beliefs...........though obviously not strong enough to encompass no sex before marriage eh??

*LOL*!!!!

Comment by Anonymous

May 5th 2008 01:33

first no one confirmed beyonce to be preggers. so before everyone starts to shoot off at their mouth let's get the facts first. secondly, she's not the first nor will she be the last to become pregnant before marriage, but yes i do agree "christian values" right with her shaking her you know on stage half naked and etc. not a christian at all. I would be ashamed to say that and dress and act like a whore all at the same time. anyway wish her the best i hope her marriage last longer than the wedding itself.

Comment by Louie

May 6th 2008 08:14

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surprise surprise, I like how they fly under the radar though, i actually respect them.

Comment by Miswanderlust

May 18th 2008 02:49

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Hi Kylie
Great report. I agree with Louie!
Mis

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