Why Women Over 30 Are Sexy
October 27th 2006 05:20
This is an email that I was sent, about women in their 30's. I love it (okay, probably because I hit 30 almost 2 years ago). I think it's so true.
Andy Rooney supposedly wrote this for CBS 60 Minutes.
Andy says: As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.
A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.
Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.
A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk or if you are acting like one!
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30 , there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free" - here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
Andy has a point. Compare some of our favourite starlets in their 30's to those in their 20's:
In their 30's:
- Angelina Jolie
- Jennifer Aniston
- Drew Barrymore
- Cameron Diaz
- Uma Thurman
- Catherine Zeta-Jones
In their 20's:
- Paris Hilton
- Lindsay Lohan
- Nicole Ritchie
(okay, so I've picked skanky girls in their 20's.....give me a break. I'm over 30 dammit and I'm allowed to ignore the actresses in their20's who might actually be sexy!).
So for those of you scared of turning 30, fear not. There's much to look forward to. I can honestly say that I'm loving being in my thirties.
Andy Rooney supposedly wrote this for CBS 60 Minutes.
Andy says: As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.
A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.
Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.
A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk or if you are acting like one!
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30 , there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free" - here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
Andy has a point. Compare some of our favourite starlets in their 30's to those in their 20's:
In their 30's:
- Angelina Jolie
- Jennifer Aniston
- Drew Barrymore
- Cameron Diaz
- Uma Thurman
- Catherine Zeta-Jones
In their 20's:
- Paris Hilton
- Lindsay Lohan
- Nicole Ritchie
(okay, so I've picked skanky girls in their 20's.....give me a break. I'm over 30 dammit and I'm allowed to ignore the actresses in their20's who might actually be sexy!).
So for those of you scared of turning 30, fear not. There's much to look forward to. I can honestly say that I'm loving being in my thirties.
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Comment by Ragin Cajun
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Death By Myopia
Comment by historylass
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History Lass
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
We gotta spread as many nice things about us over 30's as possible you know!
And hey Ragin Cajun, bald is in these days, so it's not too bad. And a bit of silver in the hair isn't a bad thing for guys.
Comment by Ragin Cajun
Observer's Post
Death By Myopia
Comment by Bryn
Horrorphile
Women over 30 are in their prime.
My gf is 30 and she's gold.
Young girls might be an occasional distraction.
But older women are the more consistently alluring. The radiate experience, intelligence, confidence, sassiness, and don't suffer fools gladly.
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession