Beckham-Mania Hits the States
July 16th 2007 02:08
The newest member of the LA Galaxy
Plenty of paparazzi were on hand to greet the Beckhams when they landed in LA, desperate to get photo's of the new King and Queen of tinseltown.
On Friday, David was officially introduced to the press as the newest LA Galaxy team member. David told fans at the press conference "I have always looked for challenges in my life. My family has moved to Los Angeles and this is something we are proud of. Right now, everything is perfect. My family is the most important thing for me, but the soccer is second."
Posh too, was kept busy, phoning into Ryan Seacrest's morning radio show, winning over listeners with her dry sense of humour (well if you had to live with yourself looking like an alien lifeform, you'd have a pretty good sense of humour too I guess). When Seacrest told Victoria that she was as "sexy as you are clever", Vicky responded saying "It's so nice that you say that. Normally what we get is, 'David is so handsome, he's just gorgeous – but she's so funny.' But you know what that means, it means you're a pig with a sense of humor."
Sexy as she is clever................that's the nicest way of saying "girlfriend you have the IQ of yogurt and I can't understand how your incredibly hot husband can touch you without recoiling in horror" that I've heard in a while.
And for those of you who can't get enough of David Beckham, you'll be pleased to know that he now his own website! The website includes a blog section that David will regularly update! Won't that be fascinating!!! I do love Becks, but he's not the sharpest tool in the shed. I can imagine the riveting entries that he'll be writing:
Well, today I played football with me team mates. I don't get it. Just because I earn more than the whole rest of the team put together it seems like they don't like me very much. Vicky said I was probably just imagining it. But being the great wife she is, she offered to show up to training wearing her tighest pair of hot pants and a bikini top. But I don't know. The last time she tried that she was standing at the end of the field and was mistaken for one of the poles on the goal and Dwight Yorke kicked the ball right at her head. Luckily she turned sideways and the ball completely missed her.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have become our bestest friends. Tom is still blabbering on about Scientology. And we have to keep replacing the couch cos he keeps jumping on it. I told him that it's a bit immature to do that. But he just stuck out his tongue and said "I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you". Other than that he seems like a nice man.
To check out David's first actual blog entry click here
Photo courtesy of Crabbie's Hollywood
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Comment by DuskDevi
Rugby World Cup 2007
Kylie i kid you not and i swear this is the truth...I spat my coffee out when i read your Becks entry!!!!
...excuse me while I go get a sponge....
Comment by DuskDevi
Rugby World Cup 2007
How much is he getting paid over 5 years??
US$300 million ???
Hello?
...and you know how I feel about Larkham and Rugby but if he ever got paid this kind of money to play sport...I would...I would so not like him as much as I do...
These 2 are feted like the saviours of the world. I don't get it. I just don't get their appeal. Well okay I do get Beckham's appeal. As long as I don't hear him speak.
And little miss Dictoria Beck-and-call-him sexy??
....at least yoghurt has some culture...
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
That's the kind of reaction I was going for. Yay!
Comment by Miswanderlust
Killer Beats
Ramble On
Hipnotherapy
I think that it is funny that David B is being sponsored by Herbalife...a pyramid scheming healthfood company and their "bestest friends" subscribe to a pyramid scheme of a "religon"
Mis
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
I do like David. But I never want to hear him speak. I'm happy to just look at him.
Mis - I thought the fact that Herbalife was the Galaxy's main sponsor was funny too. But I didn't link it to the pyramid religion scheme of Scientology!!!
Comment by Tracy
Movies and Life
So true!!! Hilarious post as always!!
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Comment by Tracy
Movies and Life
Comment by Ash
Australian Traveller
Flashes of memories
~laughing~ this a classic entry!
He`s a hottie fo' sure but that voice? oh my word let`s hope it skips a generation with the kiddies.
ash
Comment by Tracy
Movies and Life
Comment by David
Your posts are getting even better.
I love your fantasy inclusions like Beck's letter (and Britney's song in one of your recent posts). You really capture the idiocy of these people.
This is one expression I'd never heard:
David ...
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Ash - oh my word yes Beck is HOT. But that voice is so girly!!!!
David - thanks!!! I can't believe that you haven't heard that line before.
Comment by Louie
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Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Yeah David's voice is so wrong! But I still love him. As for Vicky.....she's just a scary looking woman. She'd look so much better if she put on some weight!
Kylie