They're Young, Hot & Rich....So Why Can't They Dress Themselves?
April 24th 2007 01:39
Being rich and famous, and having personal stylists should mean that most celeb's are style icons. But unfortunately, you can drag a Britney to stylish outfits, but you can't make her wear them!
Now, I'm the first person to admit, that sometimes you just can't be bothered putting a lot of effort into what you're wearing. But, the outfits that Mischa, Jessica and Britney have been wearing of late.........wrong, wrong, wrong.
Offense Number 1 - High Waisted Pants
Now, I'll start by saying that I know that high waisted pants are becoming fashionable again. But honestly, lets think about it. If high waisted pants can make 20-somethings like Jessica Simpson and Mischa Barton look like old ladies....what hope do the rest of us have? I say no to the high waisted pants!!
Offense Number 2 - Hats
Obviously Britney is suffering from a bad case of shavers withdrawl and is wishing she'd never taken those clippers to her head. However, shavers remorse is not a good enough reason for wearing a f@#king hat everywhere you go Britney!!!!! I know you don't know nuthin' bout...well...nuthin', but this look is not stylish. It's stupid. Are you afraid that without a hat your wig would fly off? Is that it??!
Offense Number 3 - Dressing like a homeless person to seem more interesting
Mischa Barton is NOT interesting. There's nothing she could possibly do to make herself interesting. Not even dressing like this.
Images courtesy of:
www.thesuperficial.com
www.tmz.com
Now, I'm the first person to admit, that sometimes you just can't be bothered putting a lot of effort into what you're wearing. But, the outfits that Mischa, Jessica and Britney have been wearing of late.........wrong, wrong, wrong.
Offense Number 1 - High Waisted Pants
Nana is that you? Oh no, it's Jessica Simpson
Mischa Barton also does her nana impression
Offense Number 2 - Hats
There is NOTHING good about this outfit
Another day, another hat
Cos no dance outfit is complete without a hat
Oh wow, another hat. And whats with wearing your nightie in public?.
Offense Number 3 - Dressing like a homeless person to seem more interesting
Mischa Barton is NOT interesting. There's nothing she could possibly do to make herself interesting. Not even dressing like this.
Mischa doing her best impression of a bag lady
Images courtesy of:
www.thesuperficial.com
www.tmz.com
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Comment by DuskDevi
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Oh God KW!!!
It's a shit of a day here in Sidanee (it better be good for our dam or I'll drown someone in the overflowing storm drains)...have just fought hordes of rainy weather traffic, was in a bit of a grump mood...but this...got my happy hormones right back up!!!
Not the photos...your commentary!!!!!
Freakin' hilarious!!
...and I'm sooo with you. I too do not get the whole Mischa Barton thing.
You're on fiyah gorgeous. Keep 'em coming.
Dusk
Comment by Kleonaptra
Kalikapsychosis
Britneys hat crmie is unforgiveable!
And Shh Dusk - this is my fave weather!
Comment by DuskDevi
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Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
I love rainy days....but only if I can laze about on the couch with a book or a good movie. If I can't do that, then I'm not loving rainy weather so much!
I'm pleased I could cheer you up!
As for Mischa.....she's an attractive girl.....she should look good in just about anything. But she so rarely does.
Kleo,
You're spot on. Katherine Hepburn knew how to wear high waisted pants! Jessica just looks wrong. And Britney.......oh Britney. I don't even have words.
Thanks for stopping by ladies!
Kylie
Comment by katyzzz
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I love this, I'm old, cold and poor, and I can't dress myself either, but even I don't get it so wrong as this lot.
I think after this I'll just call myself the fashion belle.
katyzzz,,,I've put myself on the get rich quick list, need it in a hurry!
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Yes it's nice to know that no matter how badly you dress....you'll never be as bad as these supposed style icons!!!
Go ahead and call yourself a fashion belle!!!
Kylie
Comment by Lilla
Enviro Warrior
An Extra Ordinary Life
Dream Herald
I want you to know that you have made my day by announcing that high-waisted pants are coming back, as it means that after nearly a decade without them, I CAN WEAR JEANS AGAIN.. well I mean buy a new pair - FINALLY *gasp* my lobbying has paid off ...
..over the moon mon ami, over the moon ...
Lilla ...
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
So pleased I could make your day! Just don't wear nana-style high waisted pants.
You've done a fine job of lobbying and now you have your reward. : )
Kylie
Comment by Cibbuano
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Comment by KylieW
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Comment by Bryn
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Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
What, you don't think that pants that are so high a girl can tuck her boobs into them are sexy??
Freak.
Kylie
Comment by Maddy 1
Fashion Rat
That's pretty wrong.
Saying that, I think high waists can look hot, especially on stars like Nicole Kidman and Angelina Jolie.
And Mischa wore a different pair of pretty hot high waisted jeans about a month ago. This however, is not a good look.
I also totally agree. Mischa=boring to the max.
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
As a couple of people have pointed out...high waisted can be good....especially the vintage look. But these girls have gotten it so wrong haven't they!!
I totally do not see the appeal of Mischa. Dull as can be.
Kylie
Comment by Andrea
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Great commentary, as always, Kylie.
A.
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Only 6 more weeks to go isn't it???
There's something satisfying about seeing celeb's look terrible isn't there!
Kylie
Comment by Nina
Britney might look okay in a cute pageboy hat, but the ones she's choosing are just awful. A parade of cowboy hats does nothing to dispel your dumb image, Brit.
Comment by Andrea
V8 Supercar Pitstop
4 weeks and counting!
I just love the celeb no-taste look!
A.
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
HAHAHAHA...I love it.
And Britney definitely doesn't need to look any dumber. Take off the damn cowboy hat.
Andrea
So close now.......
Comment by Tracy
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Comment by Lilla
Enviro Warrior
An Extra Ordinary Life
Dream Herald
No Nana's for me, I promise, I'm not a masochist...*chuckle* as for poor ole Brtiney?
Well I can remember being out in a shopping mall dressed like that in one of my nightmares... it was awful *lol*
Lilla ...
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Lilla - whew! I feel better now knowing there's no nana pants in your wardrobe. : )