I Feel Stupid Now.......
September 10th 2007 02:07
Wow, she's a great person
Okay, so sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. But the lowest form of wit is all that someone like Avril (the lowest form of 'musician') deserves. Ms Lavigne has really opened up in an interview with Q Magazine and shown us all what a truly vapid and self-absorbed creature she is. Avril's Ten Commandements included some of the following gems:
Deal With It
"Selling 24 million albums hasn't really affected me, but it has changed things. I can't walk into a room full of people any more without everybody turning their heads, and I can only eat in certain restaurants where I know I won't get hassled. But that's OK. I was born to do this, and so I've learned how to cope."
Good Karma
"I am a very giving person. When the hurricane thing happened, I went to my closet, filled six boxes of stuff and said to my assistant, 'Take it to Katrina!' I also like to give stuff to people who are my 'workers,' especially if they don't make much money."
Wow, 6 boxes of her ratty clothes. She should probably be nominated for some kind of humanitarian award!!!!
Her Spirituality
"I'm not particularly religious, but I am spiritual. What kind? Feng Shui, mostly, and energy. I'm good at picking up peoples energy, like I'm receptive or something."
Extending Yourself
I want to get into movies next, a lead role in a super cool Indie flick. I've been looking at scripts for the past two years now and most of them have been shit, but I know I could be real good at it. I have an agent now, and everything.
Love Yourself
People love me, and people hate me, but I'm comfortable in my own skin and that's what counts. And anyway, if you do hate me, you're the loser, not me.
Well colour me a loser.........cos honey I just don't like you!!!!!!!!!
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Comment by KylieW
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CC - agreed!
Comment by Anonymous
This quote from mean girls fits in perfectly with her i think.
Keep up the good work!
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Mis - right on the money!
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Comment by Michaelie
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And from her reputation, I'd say the only spirituality she's up for is served in a shot glass.
Thank you, Kylie, for providing me with an opportunity to deride the silly bitch! Lol.
Michaelie
Comment by Louie
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Comment by KylieW
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Achillez - a speech writer would be a great thing!
Michaelie - well she's provided us all with some entertainment for the day.
Louie - surely she'll cringe when she looks back on this. Surely.
Comment by D. Armenta
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L.A.M.P.
But lucky Avril--it's all being archived for her to cringe over someday. Good for her.
Comment by Mountain Fog
Infognito
Screen Trek
QUOTE ME NO QUOTES!
In twenty years time, all she will be capable of, I suspect is; "Yahh...that's right....I was fabulous...24 million records sold...and everyone loved me....gee my hair looks good..."...etc....ad nauseam!!!
Kylie, as for a movie idea, send her this one gratis...
a HUGE music recording star (played by her) decides to do something about the terrible flooding in New Orleans, so she sends her assistant down with a pantec truck FULL of her best crinolins to help soak up the water....
end film...ok...it is only a short film, but that is good, because all her fans won't get a headache trying to keep up with a plot!!!!!!!!!!!!
Avril LaTreen is proof God has a cruel streak...all that money....for a moron...
fog
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Inspired!!! I'll work up a treatment and sent it across to Avril's people now.
What a vapid creature she is!!!
Kylie