The Greatest Mind of Our Time.......
August 31st 2007 00:05
Would you take style advice from this man?
Okay, now that you've digested that info, on with the story. As I said, Ashton has written an essay for this months Harpers offering advice to couples on how to dress! Ashton imparts pearls of wisdom such as:
"Your man should not upstage you. He is there to highlight you."
"Guys don't like to be told they look nice, pretty, or cute or that they clean up well. We want to feel dirty, rugged, and, most important, that you feel safe when you are in our company. So when your guy finally tries on something that you like, tell him that he looks like James Bond or Tony Montana."
"Feel free to be even more vague than that: 'Wow, that suit makes you look like that hot football player!' Trust me, say any of this and you won't be able to get him to take the damn suit off."
"When it comes to getting dressed, men are a little bit more important than handbags but less important than shoes. At any rate, we are merely accessories."
Okay, so Ashton is Demi's handbag? No wait. Shoes? No. No. He's more important than her handbag, but not as important as her shoes. So her belt perhaps? Maybe earrings?
I think I can see a Pulitzer Prize in Ashton's future. Hey, at least he knows his place!
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He looks so much older in that pic! Almost older than Bruce.
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Is he suggesting a chainsaw as a fashion accessory?
I'm going to take his advice. The next woman I meet is going to fall head over heels for me (after I chainsaw her legs off).
I'll just go, "Don't call me cute, you skanky ho!" then just let the chainsaw rip. I can see her being really impressed.
I'll take her out with me to A-1 Social Events and introduce her as my fashion acessory wheelchair wife.
"Have you met my wife the quadraplegic?"
David ...
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Mis - Oh I wouldn't kick him out of my wardrobe!!!
MNG - I think you could be right. It seemed much too coherant for Ashton!
Louie - I haven't seen that article. I'll have to check it out. Poor fellow!
JD - hehehehe.
David - remind me not to drink beverages when I read your comments. I very nearly snorted Pepsi Max out my nose and all over the pc!
Lara - he has Hugh Grant hair doesn't he? It's quite big and floppy. Looks like it has a life all of its own!
Comment by David
Don't drink beverages when you read my comments, okay?
This one should be fine.
I like his advice on women being vague. (Like the type he hangs around really need advice on that one?).
I'd prefer women to be a bit more vague than he suggests though, and say things like:
"OMG, you look like my boyfriend."
"Can you get out of my face? I'm waiting for my boyfriend to come out of the change rooms."
I'm also going to take his advice about being a woman's accessory.
I'm going to go to a fancy dress shop and dress up as a Gold Amex.
David ...
Comment by D. Armenta
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HAHAHAHA!!! That's classic, David. You can also say, with absolute truth, that you're nuts over your girlfriend....
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Which james bond? The Sean Connery version?
Comment by KylieW
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D - Nice one!!
Ahmed - I'm hoping for one who looks like Daniel Craig....mmmm...
Comment by Nina
I think this provides a great insight into the attitude many Hollywood starlets have about men. That has to be the reason that they all go through the same guys - Wilmer Valderrama is simply being passed around between friends like a necklace that goes with anything.
Nice to 'see' you again, Kylie.
Nina
Comment by DuskDevi
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Oh Ashton is a cutie...and he's The Bruc's 4th(?) kid.
Yippee kay ay mother_ _ _ _ _ _!
Hope you're well KW.
Dusk