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Celebrity Obsession - November 2008

Pete Wentz & Ashlee Simpson Already Hate Their New Baby!

November 25th 2008 07:45

If only they gave as much thought to their child's name as they do to their grooming

God dammit, before I went on holiday I meant to write that I was going to be away........obviously I forgot!!! Sorry about that!

Ashlee Simpson and her husband Pete Wentz welcomed their new son in to the world last Thursday, weighing in at a healthy 7lbs 11oz. Unfortunately 5 minutes after giving birth to her son, Ashlee and Pete didn't give nearly enough thought to the name that they would impart upon their new progeny.

Pete Wentz has said that he wanted to give his child a moniker that would work for either a rock star or a senator. So what name did they choose?

BRONX MOWGLI WENTZ

Yes, Mowgli, as in the Jungle Book character.

Could Pete Wentz be more of a f**king tool?????? And as if the kid won't be tortured mercilessly throughout adolescence for having Ashlee as it's mother and Jessica Simpson for an aunt (not to mention his grandpa Joe.......who, given his fondness for his own daughters boobs, I would be keeping well away from Bronx).

I'm sure we can expect to see pic's of the tiny tot and his idiot parents in a tabloid magazine soon.............I know all 4 fans of Ashlee Simpson's music will be dying to see the pictures. And little emo girls everywhere will be rushing out to buy the mags and wallow in their depression (just for a change) now that Pete is a father and out of their reach for now.

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Madonna is Demanding......Who Knew???

November 12th 2008 05:27

Madonna very reasonable demands of Guy Ritchie

The UK's Daily Mail, is reporting that Guy Ritchie has finally had a chance to spend time with his sons, Rocco and David as the children arrived in London. But of course, when you are estranged from possibly the biggest diva on the planet, you can be sure that having custody of your children isn't as simple as you'd think.

It seems Diva-Madge is still asserting her control by issuing a list of demands that Guy has to comply with while he has the children. So, what are her demands? That the kids should be in bed by 8? That she'd prefer it if he didn't let the kids watch porn? Er....no. Her demands are just a little stranger, more demanding and odd.........just as you'd expect from her.

Her demands include:
- No watching of tv, reading of newspapers or watching dvd's
- The kids must follow a macrobiotic diet (vegetarian) with no processed or refined foods
- The kids can only drink Kaballah blessed water (I'm not sure why water that is blessed by a made up religion is better for you than regular water.....but we won't worry about that!)
- At bedtime Guy should read the children the English Rose books Madonna wrote.

Geez, wouldn't it be fun being Madonna's children. No wonder the woman looks so f**king miserable all the time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course, Madge might like to think about being a little nicer to Guy. After all, she supposedly wants to make her base in LA. And she can't take the children with her unless Guy or the English courts permit her to do so.

Note to Guy Ritchie - take the miserable biyatch for everything she's got. She owes you. You used to be able to make movies before you started sleeping with Madonna.

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Evan Rachel Wood Gives Her Freak the Flick

November 6th 2008 00:06

Gee and I really thought it was true love this time.....

21 year old Evan Rachel Wood has finally come to her senses and dumped her 39 yr old has-been shock rocker boyfriend, Marilyn Manson.

Aw shucks, and I really thought this one was going to last....................

So why did Evan dump Marilyn?

Is it because she got sick of people assuming that Evan was the male and Marilyn the female in the relationship?

Is it because she finally realised that she'd been sleeping with a disgusting freak for 2 years and she still wasn't any more famous than she was before she met him?

Is it because she got tired of being with a man who took longer than she did to put on his make up?

Rather, it seems that Evan decided that Marilyn wasn't the man for her after he tried to kick her brother out of her house!!! Evan's unemployed brother Ira was living in the pair's guest house at Evan's home when Marilyn decided he'd had enough of his freeloading and tried to kick him out.

Ooops! See that's what happens when you're dating a teenager Marilyn. They get so emotional about little things like kicking their family members out of their house!

I'd say that Evan Rachel Wood has done a good thing by dumping Manson. However, I'm so disturbed that the moron spent 2 years with this pretentious has-been who desperately hopes that his crappy make up and weird contact lenses will distract listeners from the fact that his music is basically a steaming pile of crap, that in fact I hope she fades into the obscurity she deserves. Honestly, when your taste in men has people suddenly thinking that maybe Britney Spears' exes didn't seem so bad, it's time to enter a convent and stop trying to desperately to be noticed!!!!

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