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Celebrity Obsession - September 2008

Just what you NEVER wanted to see.....

September 30th 2008 05:50
Britney Spears and Adnan Ghalib
Well we all knew that hooking up with a paparazzo wasn't the brightest idea Britney's ever had.
A sex tape of Britney Spears and her paparazzi ex-boyfriend Adnan Ghalib exists according to Adnan.


Britney's ex told Heat magazine that a sex-tape definitely exists and he WILL sell it for the right price, saying "There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries.

"Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further.”

The video apparently contains footage of Britney naked except for the ridiculous pink wig she wore constantly after losing the plot completely earlier this year. It was supposedly shot while the couple were on holidays in Mexico.

Adnan however, keen to ensure that people see that he's a nice person who genuinely cares for Britney is only looking to sell the 2 hour sex tape to the highest bidder, telling Heat Magazine that “I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney."

What else would you have to sell once you've sold the sex tape exactly??????

And what kind of sick f**k would want to watch footage of a ass clown like Adnan taking advantage of someone who was mentally ill at the time it was shot? Christ, Britney's borderline retarded without adding her mental illness into the equation.


So wrong!!

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Paul Newman - A Hollywood Icon

September 29th 2008 09:25
Paul Newman
Paul Newman in his motor racing days. A true Hollywood great who will be missed
It was with sadness that I returned from a week-long tour of regional Victoria with work last weekend to hear that Hollywood Icon, Paul Newman had lost his battle with cancer and died at the age of 83.

The 10-time Academy Award nominee died Friday at age 83, surrounded by family and close friends at his Westport farmhouse following a long battle with cancer, publicist Jeff Sanderson said Saturday.

Newman's battle with cancer came to light in May of this year, however in a typically cagey move he released a media statement saying only that he was "doing nicely".

Paul Newman's close friend, and fellow Hollywood legend, Robert Redford said of his death There is a point where feelings go beyond words," I have lost a real friend. My life — and this country — is better for his being in it.""

I won't go into Newman's long and prestigious acting career as I'm sure that our movie bloggers can give his impressive CV the attention that it truly deserves. In fact, I feel a bit weird even writing about Paul Newman at all. Seriously, lets face it, celebrity bloggers live on a steady diet of vapid, talentless bimbo's who don't make a move without alerting the paparazzi first. To be writing about a true hollywood star like Paul Newman almost feels a bit wrong!

Lets just compare Paul Newman to the likes of today's celebrities:

- Paul Newman married his wife Joanne Woodward in 1958 and they remained married until his death last weekend. Other than Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell, name me another celebrity couple that has lasted over 10 years, let alone 50 years!!

Newman's thoughts on marriage certainly don't mirror today's celebrities, when asked by Playboy if he was ever tempted to stray, he famously replied "I have steak at home, why go out for hamburger?"

- When Newman's acting career began to wind down, he wound up his philanthropic efforts, raising millions of dollars for charities and setting up camps for severly ill children through his food company.

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie gave fat kiddies enemas at Fat Camp on their reality show. Thát's almost philanthropic right?

- Paul Newman famously eschewed anything to do with the Hollywood lifestyle, choosing to live a quiet lifestyle well away from the glitz and glamour of Hollywood.

I'm not sure that Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears actually exist if there is no photographer to capture their movements.

I could go on and on. But I won't. Paul Newman was one of the true greats of Hollywood, and unlike the vapid celeb's that usually grace the pages of this blog, his legacy will live for generations.

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A Dog Eat Dog World

September 19th 2008 04:22
Paris HIlton
Paris' pets have to beware of vicious, blood thirsty jackals........and coyote's!
In sad news today, Paris Hilton is mourning the loss of two of her pets. It was reported by x-17online earlier today that two of Paris' dogs were eaten by Coyote's.

The incident happened at the heiress Hollywood Hills home. Apparently it's not unusual for pets to be killed by the many coyotes that roam the area and often find themselves in people's backyards.

Paris is said to be devastated by the loss. Luckily she has another 15 pets to distribute the extra love to (on an aside: Paris, you're never home. How do you look after and love 17, er sorry, 15 pets properly when you spend one night a month in your own house???).

Both Halle Berry and Demi Moore have had pets snatched by coyotes.

Poor puppies. I think folks in the Hollywood Hills should start letting their dogs sleep inside.

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Lynne Spears.....Mother of the Year

September 18th 2008 03:48
Britney Spears
Get back in the studio and make another album bitch! Mommy Dearest needs a new pair of shoes!!!
Move over Dina Lohan, there's a new candidate for mother of the year about to step into your shoes and take some of the attention off your appalling parenting skills. That's right folks, I'm talking about Britney's mum, Lynn Spears.

Lynn has whored out her children for her own personal gain just released a book about raising Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears. And to ensure she makes as much cash as possible, Lynn is hitting the media trail to publicise what I'm sure is going to be a pulitzer prize winner


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Justin Timberlake Is WAY Macho.......

September 15th 2008 05:43
Justin Timberlake at Mercedes Fashion Week
JT at Mercedes Fashion Week. Real men attend fashion shows and hide when their bodyguard starts threatening a woman......
Justin Timberlake showed everyone what a bad-ass he is last week when the teen idol almost got punched at a bar.

A female fan tried to sneak into the VIP area of New York's Rainbow Bar and took a photo of JT. JT's overzealous bodyguard screamed at the woman before trying to grab her phone and delete the photo (why? What was JT doing at the time that was so bad?). Shortly after that the woman's male friends stepped in and a fight broke out. Damn don't you hate it when you start terrorising a lone woman and it turns out that not only does she have friends with her, but those friends are guys


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It's Official.....Nicole is Overrated

September 11th 2008 07:06
If, like me, you've often wondered the big deal is about Nicole Kidman, you'll be pleased to find out that according to Forbes magazine she really isn't all that great.

Forbes Magazine have released their 2nd list of WORST value actors and actresses. The salaries of Hollywood's stars were analysed along with the revenues from their last 3 films to calculate a return on investment


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Could MTv Be Any More Pathetic??

September 9th 2008 04:17
Britney Spears
Brit at the VMAs. At least this year she looks like she knows what her name is.....
Okay, so hopefully today after I’ve spent an hour writing a post, I won’t then close the internet explorer I’m working in and lose all my work like I did yesterday (before promptly throwing a massive tantrum and walking away from the laptop before I threw it through the window).

Anyway, unless you’ve been living under a rock then you know that the 25th MTv Video Music Awards were held the other night. Don't even get me started on the fact that the VMA's made it into the nightly news on pretty much every commercial channel in Australia (c'mon, it's not even a real awards show


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David Duchovny
It's not my fault.....I'm addicted to sex
X-Files star, David Duchovny, has entered rehab for a sex addiction!

In a statement to People.com, Duchovny said


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